"Bring him out!"
Gary Garrett quaked beneath a black hood. His hands were bound together behind his back by some kind of plastic tie.
Who were they? Al Qaeda? ISIS? The IRA?
Was the IRA even a thing anymore?
What did they want with him? He was a nobody. He worked as a community manager for one of the smaller DoTA-type online games. The job didn't pay particularly well, but it allowed Gary to work in an area he loved.
He'd been walking home from the bus stop when a van had pulled up alongside him, masked men had jumped out, shoved a hood over his head and bundled him inside. He hadn't even got a glimpse of their faces. After a short drive Gary had been shoved out and left in a small room with a bare concrete floor for what seemed like hours.
Gary was pulled, roughly, to his feet and led outside. The hood was taken off his head and almost took his spectacles with it. They snagged on the rough fabric, but only slid a few centimetres up his forehead before dropping back into place on the bridge of his nose.
It was night time. A blood-red moon hung above them in a cloudless sky. He was standing in the yard of what appeared to be a disused farm. The surrounding buildings were ramshackle and moss-encrusted, as if the farm had been in a state of disuse for some time. The yard was lit up by a ring of burning torches.
Gary didn't know what to make of his captors. They definitely weren't ISIS. He counted seven of them—two women and five men, although it was harder to determine with the men as all five wore dark clothing and black bandanas over the lower half of their faces. They looked more like student activists than terrorists. The two women made no attempt to hide their faces. One looked an obvious radical student feminist—right down to her bright red hair and horn-rimmed spectacles. The other girl also had dyed hair—light blue in her case—but had chosen more eclectic attire. She wore a long white leather trench coat and looked like a mashup between gothic spy and urban warlock.
"Do you know why you're here?" the woman with red hair asked.
Gary shook his head. He looked around. Other than the blue-haired girl in the white trench coat his captors looked like the same sort of people he'd seen on YouTube videos of campus demonstrations, the sort of people that claimed to be liberal and yet pulled fire alarms and blocked entrances to prevent people they didn't like giving talks at universities. It couldn't be them, though. Those campus activists might be extremists, but surely they weren't extreme enough to yank people off streets in broad daylight.
"You, Gary Garrett, are to face trial for your crimes against feminism," Red informed him.
Whaaat?
Gary gawped at her. He would have laughed out loud at the silliness of it had he not been so terrified he'd already wet himself.
"You are a member of GamerGate, that vile online misogynist hate movement devoted to driving women out of the games industry and off the internet."
Gary opened his mouth to speak.
Red pushed out a hand to interrupt. "Don't try to deny it," she said sharply. "Your Twitter handle is @TheMagnificentGGG and you post on Reddit as GaimerGaryGarrett. We have your posting history for the last six months. We know you were at the GamerGate meetup last night."
"I wasn't going to deny it," Gary said. "Yes, I'm pro-GG, but it's not what—"
Red held up a hand. "Stop!" she said.
She looked around at the other goons with a smug smile on her lips.
"Anyone want to finish for him?"
"Actually, it's about ethics in videogames journalism," one of the goons mocked in a silly voice. It was followed by snerks and sniggers from the others.
Yeah, he'd walked right into that one, Gary thought.
"I haven't harassed anyone," he said. "I only started posting in support of the tag because I was fed up with the gaming press constantly shitting on its audience."
"Aw diddums," Red said. "Did the straight white man with all the privilege in the world get his fee-fees hurt?"
"Um, you do realise this is kidnapping," Gary said. "I'm pretty sure that's still a fairly serious crime. You could all go to prison for this."
Red's face twisted in a snarl. "We do not recognise or acknowledge your patriarchal system of abuse and oppression."
Gary watched with a wide-eyed mix of both astonishment and horror.
They were mad. Not just extreme. Mad.
He'd had the misfortune of running into people like this on the internet before. Everyone called them Social Justice Warriors, or SJWs for short. It was a label meant to be ironic on both counts. They were only interested in social justice in as much as it gave them a convenient club to bash people with and an equally convenient shield to deflect criticism when others tried to call out their bullying and harassment. Thankfully—like the Keyboard Warrior meme they were descended from—their 'warrioring' was mostly confined to getting angry and shouting at people on social media. Until now...
Someone gave Gary a solid kick to the back of his legs. He buckled and fell down to his knees.
"GamerGate has gone on too long," Red said. "The authorities won't do anything about it, so we've been forced to take matters into our own hands. Your harassment and women hating must stop."
"But I don't hate women," Gary protested. "There are two girls on my regular
League of Legends
team. One of them even taught me how to get good."
Someone hit him on the back of his head. It was an open-handed slap rather than a full-blooded punch, but it still rattled his brain inside his skull.
"We do not use
girl!
" Red roared. "
Girl
is a diminutive used to deny full-grown women the respect they deserve."
"Um, she's like fifteen," Gary said. "And she hates anti-GG even more than I do."
He was struck again. This time it was a closed fist. It knocked his head to the side and left his glasses resting lopsidedly on the bridge of his nose.
"You deserve this, GamerGate scum," Red said.
"I haven't harassed anyone!" Gary wailed.
Red wagged a finger at him. "There's no point lying, Gary Garrett. We did our research." She picked up a tablet computer from the low wall next to her. "Your history of crimes against women goes back further than GamerGate. We know all about the woman you raped back at university."
This. Again? Inwardly he sighed. Was he ever going to be free of it?
"If you've read your research you'll know I didn't rape her," he said.