Mike was short of stature, standing a mere 5'2", and most everyone he knew thought he was too skinny. He'd let his hair grow down to his shoulders, his face was clean-shaven, and his personal hygiene great. He even flossed. His overriding passion were running and playing video games and he had developed an especial love for retro-gaming. When he wasn't out pounding the pavements he spent hours on SNES games after getting his Mom's old box full. He could beat every guy in his college dorm on the two players.
When a gaming convention with a large retro-focused component -- 'Classic Consoles!' 'Coin-Ops'! Prizes for Retro Cosplay!' -- he bought a ticket, figuring he could blow some of the money he got for his 20th birthday. After a decent morning run, he showered, put on a button up Pac-Man shirt, pants, and sneakers and drove down to the convention center. He wondered past another of stands set up by various indie developers. One of them, pushing a new 16-bit style game 'Demon Huntress Hunter' had a poster declaring there was to be a Street Fighter II tourney with the winner getting a physical copy of the game and various other benefits -- the second placed player just got a copy of the game.
"Should there be a forward slash between Huntress and Hunter?" he asked a young man on the stand.
"Nah, dude. In our game, you play a Hunter Demon who hunts Demon Huntresses. It looks like a SNES game but with..." he ran through the full sales pitch.
Mike politely nodded and decided to give the tourney a crack. He felt lucky to find that it hadn't been well enough advertised to bring in the proper e-athletes. He made his way all the way through to the final where his name was put on the bracket alongside the other finalist, a Hispanic woman called Lupa. She wore a Metroid-branded hooded sweatshirt and a Nintendo backpack. She had her hood down so he could see her hair was bound in a tight plaited tail. He figured her for about 18 or 19. She stood a couple inches taller than him and had a body he couldn't help but think of as beautifully curvy. When she looked him in the eyes, he thought his heart would skip a beat,
"You think you can take me?" she asked him.
Mike blushed hotly, and she laughed, telling him, "You're going down for me!" which only made Mike blush more as he stammered,
"I don't... I guess I got lucky beating those other guys."
"Thrash that spic bitch, shorty!" a guy in the crowd muttered, unintentionally loudly.
They both glared right at him.
"Hey, that's not right, man!" Mike said, with feeling, "you're making gamers look bad with that racist misogynistic stuff! That's not the Nintendo way."
Most of the rest of the crowd gathered to watch the competition's final seemingly agreed, and the speaker quickly found himself reviled and shoved forcefully away. A particularly angry woman in a convincing Gerudo cosplay got right in his face and left him looking ill, but Mike thought the guy had it coming. He turned back to Lupa,
"What a nasty dude. Hey, sorry for butting in - I'm sure you could stand up for yourself, right?"
"Fucking right. But thanks, and sorry for trying to psyche you out... I've got a friend who is a total pervert and I guess she rubbed off on Arrgh, no, that's worse."
Mike sat down, took up his controller, and lost in two rounds. Oh, he got some hits in, but everything he tried she reacted quickly and hit back hard. It was as bad as playing one of those old games that cheated and read your inputs. The final ended with Lupa victorious. He put his controller back down and reflected that at least it hadn't been a double 'PERFECT!'.
He stood and held out his hand for a shake,
"Good Game! You thrashed me! I'm Mike, by the way."
She didn't take it straight away, and he felt awkward, but then she reached out for a quick grasp, up and down, and released. She had a very cold hand; he was reminded of an aged aunt with poor circulation.
"Yeah, I know. I can fucking read."
An older redheaded woman approached. She was also taller than Mike, but he was used to that.
"I'm Janet," she said, with an accent Mike thought was Californian, "great final! I'm on the Demon Huntress Hunter team! Please come with me and I'll get your prizes for 1st and 2nd place, and if you'd do a little bit for our youtube channel?"
"Alright," Lupa replied.
"Uh, sure," Mike replied, "it's nice of me to get a prize too, but Lupa probably ought to get both prizes after that win!"
"You can't have a winner without a loser," Janet told him, oblivious to his wince, "so you did your bit as well Mike. You get a physical copy in prestige big-box format, while Lupa gets that and more!"
They followed her down a corridor and into a room with a large black couch, a computer desk, and also a tripod camera set up. There was a big logo for, "Demon Huntress Hunter!" with a large magic circle like something out of Diablo on the floor. Mike assumed it was part of the game promotion, and walked right onto it without thinking, but Lupa stopped dead and looked down at it,
"That's..."
Janet shoved her into the circle. Off balance, she stumbled yet managed to spin back towards Janet -- but too late, she was in the circle with Mike. Janet spoke a word of command in a language Mike didn't know as soon as Lupa was over the circle's edge, and she walked straight into a barrier that glowed red. The impact bounced her back into Mike's arms. He felt the coolness of her body through her clothing, though he certainly wasn't trying for a sleazy feel.
"Ahh fuck! FUCK!" she yelled, "Just for ONE DAY I wanted to avoid this horseshit. Is that too much to ask? I just wanted to be normal again. Play some games, talk to other fans, maybe even flirt a little with someone..."
"What the heck was that?" asked Mike, as he helped Lupa stand, "It looked like a movie special effect or a concert light show maybe. Is this a promotion for the game, because it looked like it really hurt Lupa! That's not cool!"
Janet pulled a leather-bound book from the desk, "I won't bother with the details because you won't be alive to care. Let's just say you're going to wish you had a Demon Huntress to hand."
"It's magic, Mike," Lupa told him, wearily, and then made a face as she considered the phrasing.
"Oooh, sorry dear, "Janet said, "No time for a gnome strip show."
Mike was so used to cracks about his height he didn't respond. He reached out to the red barrier. Pain like he'd never known shot up his arm. His vision blurred out, and when his eyes cleared he was on his knees. Lupa had stopped him from knocking his head on the floor with one of her cold hands on the back of his neck. At least he hadn't wet himself, he thought. Outside the circle, Janet was chanting in the same unknown language. Lupa was tapping at her cell phone with the thumb on her other hand. She had one of the old models without a touch screen; he wondered if that was because she had such cold hands.
"I think the barrier burnt it out," she muttered, dropping it back into her backpack, "half-assed warding, I knew Shaz was too busy to do a good job on this one."
Mike couldn't really follow. The floor beneath his knees started shimmering a reddish-purple color that spread across the circle. He jumped to his feet, but couldn't get away from it thanks to the barrier. Janet's chanting stopped suddenly, but the last word echoed around, seeming to bounce around the circle. Lupa continued rooting inside her backpack, but she stopped as still as Mike when they suddenly found themselves no longer alone inside the circle.
A snake's body, red and black and yellow banded, curled all around the circumference, thicker than either of them. The tip of the tail nestled beneath the rest, which rose up off the floor into a muscular male upper-body with pierced nipples. The monster had a cruelly imperious face below a smooth skull, slightly pointed ears, and snake's eyes. A repulsive smell, enough to make Mike gag, hung in the air, slowly fading. He spoke with a hissing voice that put Mike in mind of gas chambers.
"Victor. Vanquished. Standards have fallen. Once I was offered gladiators, philosophers, even chess players now... you two," he turned his head towards Janet, outside the circle, "and you compound this insult by offering me this... nugget. He's practically a dwarf, more bones than meat, stringy muscle like an underfed message carrier. Worse, the other's a blood drinker. Their kind takes ages to digest."
Janet scowled, "How was I to know what she was? Do vampires regularly enter Street Fighter II competitions? This was the best I could do at short notice. If I hadn't already arranged that competition to promote the game, you'd be chowing down on the dipsomaniac winner and loser of a 'who can piss highest up the wall' competition a sports bar. Just eat them and then we can discuss terms of your employment. You don't scare me - I fucked the demon Eparlegna's tentacled form once."
Mikes knees trembled. He knew he was awake -- the pain from the barrier was better than any arm pinch -- but it was hard to process what he'd seen and heard. He was definitely trapped with a giant naga, and apparently also with a vampire. That explained Lupa's cold body, at least. She seemed to notice his discomfort and spoke softly,
"This is a demon. They can mess with their appearance," Lupa said, reaching back into her backpack, "there's even supposed to be one of these clowns walking around with a bird's head."
She pulled a large sheathed knife out and dropped the sheath back inside. The blade seemed ordinarily enough but, it didn't reflect the light quite right. Mike found he couldn't look at it without feeling a little ill.
"You have a demon-made weapon? It will do you no good. Do you really think your strength and speed will aid you in striking me, blood drinker? I learned to fight before time began. Strike for my tail and I'll have you against the barrier from behind, strike for my body and I'll pull your arms off. You can watch while I eat them." the snake demon hadn't bothered bringing a weapon.
Lupa showed fangs that left her nature in no doubt,
"The way I hear it is being in this type of circle makes you a lot weaker. I'll take my chances."
"Hey!" Janet sounded angry, "How did you get that blade past security?"