A couple of months ago, my wife convinced me to join a fitness club because I needed to get rid of my middle aged spread. I wasn't in bad shape to be honest, since I've never been fat. But I'd had a slight gut since before my wife and I even met. A couple years back, she and I had started working out together at the base, and bringing our son with us. But when our son got old enough to get bored there, she stopped going to stay home with him. And, since no one likes doing those things alone, I dropped out soon after. Besides, since there aren't any professional trainers there, the exercises I'd been doing didn't have any effect on my one problem area.
We bought a treadmill, so we could exercise at home, and my wife uses it while my son is in school. But I can't use it because as soon as I get home, my son is all over me until his bed time. And after that, it's really too late for me to be interested in doing it anymore. So, when my best friend, who I could only go out with about once a month, said he was thinking about joining a fitness club, my wife thought it was the perfect solution. My friend and I would get to spend more time together, and I wouldn't have to exercise alone. And, the fitness club had a full staff of trainers, so I'd do the right exercises to get in the shape I wanted. Not to mention that the club was cheap, costing less than $50 a month for me to go there three nights a week.
This is a sex story, so I won't go into too many details of the exercise routines themselves. I'll just say that the trainers push you pretty hard without overdoing it, and you're sore for the first few days. The place is mostly full of people like me, men and women who are out of shape. We sweat and we slave over our routines, and usually look half dead by the end of the night. Then, there are the posers, people who are already in shape, and spend all their time showing off, or looking at themselves in the mirror. Most of them are men of course, but some of them are women. And the women are the fun ones to watch, not just because they have nice bodies. It's because they come in, use a machine a couple of times, walk around for half an hour, and then use another machine. It's so obvious that they are trying to attract attention that's its comical to watch them in action.
But, this isn't about the people like me, and it isn't about the posers, this is about the trainers. These are the people with the best bodies, because they are the ones who have to motivate the customers. The four male trainers have the bodies all us men want as a result of our exercises. And the four women, with the exception of one which I'll get to later, have the kinds of bodies us men would like to attract. They don't flaunt their bodies like the posers do; they just go from person to person giving advice and showing how to do each exercise. Or, they lead the group exercises like step aerobics and Pilates. But, even though they don't flaunt their bodies, just about everyone watches them. Whether it's for motivation, or because they are nice to look at doesn't matter, people still watch them.
My story starts with the exception that I mentioned earlier, the one of the four female trainers who wasn't in perfect shape. As a matter of fact, she was downright pudgy when I first met her. And that made her stick out because how could someone in that bad of shape expect people to listen when she told them how to exercise. Don't get me wrong, she was a nice girl, with a pleasant personality and a cute face. But her body didn't match with her being a fitness trainer. I didn't doubt her credentials; she wouldn't be a trainer if she wasn't certified. So I just figured she'd just had a baby or something, and was coming back to work after maternity leave.
As a matter of fact, I pretty much said that to her one day. There's an advertising poster for the club that shows a girl I thought was her when she was in shape. And, I mentioned it to her, saying I liked her picture in the ad. Like I said, she had a pleasant personality, and had asked how I was doing several times. So, saying something like that conversationally was kind of my way of returning that friendliness. She told me that it wasn't her in the picture, but that she used to be in the same shape. That's when I mentioned how difficult it must be to get back in shape after her baby. Well, she didn't yell at me, but she told me in no uncertain terms that she didn't have kids. She was only 20 and way too young to even think about marriage yet. Obviously, I'd stepped in it with both feet when I made my baby remark. And I figured that I'd just alienated the only female trainer who'd bothered to talk to me.
Sure enough, she didn't look at me or say anything to me the next time I came there, and that bothered me. Not because I had any romantic interest in her. I mean I'm 30 years older than her and married on top of it. No, it was because I'd hurt her feelings with my stupid remark, when she'd been so friendly to me. But, the session after that, not only was she no longer mad at me, she was even friendlier than she had been before. The only reason I could see was that she finally figured out that I hadn't been trying to insult her. And maybe after thinking about it, she considered it a compliment in an offhand way. Whatever the reason, she gave me a huge double hand wave as she was passing behind where I was on the treadmill. And, my friend thought it was so much like flirting with me that he gave me a fist bump for it. I didn't think it was, I just thought it was her way of saying all is forgiven. But my friend seemed to think I had a new fan among the staff.
Anyway, whatever it was, we were back on friendly terms, with her stopping by at least once a session to see how I was doing. A couple of weeks went by, and while my progress was slow, I could see a noticeable difference in her figure. Then again, she was leading at least three step aerobic classes a day, six days a week. So of course her progress would be a lot quicker than mine. But rather than just give her a plain compliment, I said something really off the wall again. Half the reason is probably because I'm married and giving direct compliments to women feels too much like I'm trying to pick them up. But, I'm also a natural smart ass, so maybe I just think I'm being funny when I do that. I honestly don't know why one way or the other, I'm just guessing the reason I do it that way. In this case though, I know it was more the smart ass part, because she gave me an opening I couldn't resist.
I don't think these trainer jobs pay much, maybe barely minimum wage. That's because the membership fees are low, and unemployment here is high. So, these trainers are lucky to have such an easy job even if it doesn't pay much. I say that because this girl had a jacket that was obviously from when she'd been in good shape. It was really tight on her now, and since it was a puffy winter coat, it looked funny. So, as an offhand compliment, I told her she should get a new jacket because she looked better and didn't need to hide her body under that old thing anymore. Again, a borderline insult, and I even told my friend that she probably wouldn't talk to me for a while after that. But, unlike my last offhand comment, she didn't get mad at all this time. Maybe because it was more of a compliment than saying I thought she'd just had a baby had been.
Another couple of weeks went by, and even my wife was starting to see a difference in how I looked. And when I joked that more women were looking at me now, she said that was why she'd wanted me to join the fitness club. She didn't want other women to touch me, but she definitely wanted them to like looking at me. But while there was a visible difference in my body, the trainer's progress was even more dramatic. By the way, I've since learned her name is Defne, so I guess we should use that. Anyway, Defne was actually starting to look pretty good, and I thought I owed her a compliment on that. This time though, I chose my words carefully to keep any smart ass comments out of it. Instead, I told her I was jealous because she'd lost weight a lot faster than I had. When she asked if it was that obvious, I knew she was fishing for a better compliment. So I said everyone there could see the difference in her, but no one saw any in me. She returned it by saying she could see a difference in me, so I shouldn't get discouraged, which I took as her just trying to be nice.
At about the same time, the head trainer changed my friend's exercise program. He was now taking part in one of the group exercises that concentrated on tightening your stomach muscles. Since I have a hernia, I wasn't allowed to join him, and after seeing him at the end of his first session I was kind of glad. That's because he looked like someone had run him through a wringer and hung him up while still wet. When I asked what had happened, he said the she devil trainer had tried to kill him. And when I asked him which one, he showed me the most petite trainer in the place. Considering that my friend is over 6 foot, I almost fell on the floor laughing my ass off.