"Okay, okay - my turn!" said Emma excitedly, spinning a bottle that sat in the middle of an oblong of four people on the living room floor. The imperfectly balanced bottle spun around imperfectly and eventually came to a stop, the head of the bottle pointing at Scarlett. She smiled, and asked Scarlett a question to which there was seldom a very willing answer - "Truth or dare?"
"Truth," Scarlett replied, and Emma asked her best friend something that Scarlett had to answer truthfully.
"Did you eat the last of the rum truffles last night?"
Marcus and Tom - the other participants in the game and the two completing the oblong - laughed at the question. Scarlett herself rolled her eyes, then chuckled. "Yes, I finished the last of the rum truffles..."
"I knew it was you!" Emma exclaimed triumphantly, though that was perhaps likely given that rum truffles were one of Scarlett's favourites. Still, Emma wanted to hear her admit it, and it contented her.
"Was that really your question?" Scarlett jokingly queried, slightly puzzled and bemused by it.
"Yes!" Emma retorted, "I was going to save some for when I get back later."
"Sorry..." Scarlett apologised through gritted teeth and a furrowed brow, though how genuine her apology was would be up for debate.
"Your turn, babe," said Emma to the man beside her, and Marcus - Emma's boyfriend - leant forward and spun the bottle on its spot. It stopped spinning and pointed back at himself, so he spun it again, and this time it directed itself toward the person beside him.
"Looky here," he taunted his girlfriend, "Truth or dare?"
"Dare!" she cheered eagerly, and Marcus' face lit up.
"What shall I have you do?" he joked, and Emma giggled as Marcus' hand lightly tickled her abdomen - "I dare you... to kiss me!" It wasn't much of a dare given they kissed all the time due to their being in a relationship, though they took any excuse they could find to lock lips. Lock lips they did, not simply planting a peck on their respective lips, and perhaps more ardently so than was appropriate for such a game.
"Get a room," Scarlett groaned, watching her best friend make out with her boyfriend while both she and Tom sat there somewhat uncomfortably.
"Don't worry," teased Emma, taking pause from making out with her partner, "I'll kiss you next," then winked at her.
Scarlett was partial to making out - and more - with both men
and
women, though had never and would never do anything more than that with her best friend, no matter how hot she admittedly was. Besides, as much as she did like women, she liked men more, and exploring that side of herself and other women was never going to be anything more than a fling. "Are you done?" Scarlett interjected with her eyebrows raised, an element of disbelief on her face, "It's my turn."
Scarlett didn't wait for them to be done and instead spun the bottle, and it once again landed on her seemingly amorous best friend. "Me again?" Emma scoffed at the bottle.
"Hmm, let's see..." Scarlett pondered, wondering what to ask Emma or have her do, depending on her answer.
Having just done a dare, this time Emma responded with "Truth". This was music to Scarlett's ears, as like Emma had interrogated her about the mystery of the missing rum truffles, there was another mystery in this abode which had Scarlett a little irked.
"So, Emma, did you leave an empty bottle of hair conditioner in the shower earlier?"
People leaving finished and empty containers around rather than disposing of them was a pet peeve of Scarlett's, whether it was her best friend's doing or not, and while she wasn't familiar with Tom's or Marcus' hair care routines, she did at least know that Emma used hair conditioner frequently. Emma groaned, "I was in a hurry." Scarlett was aggrieved yet reassured having learnt who the culprit was, regardless of whether she had suspected Emma or not, and now they were even. Not for the first time in their friendship, Scarlett shot Emma a disapproving look, and Emma all but apologised. "I won't do it again." Scarlett would believe it when she saw it.
"My turn," said Tom, bringing to an end what could hardly be called a confrontation between best friends. He spun the bottle and it landed on his male counterpart, and Marcus waited expectantly. "Truth or dare?" Tom asked him, and Marcus opted for truth. "What are your hopes for tonight?"
Tom was referring to the night out on the town that Marcus and Emma would be setting out on shortly, as soon as their Uber arrived, and Marcus hoped that his impromptu make-out session with his girlfriend continued later, and perhaps even turned into something else. Tom had expected this answer, hence why he asked the question, and Emma smacked Marcus playfully and blushed. If they were going to make out and make Scarlett and himself somewhat uncomfortable, then he was going to return the favour.
"Your turn," said Tom, gesturing toward Emma, and Emma flashed him a quick look of acknowledgement and continued the game. This time it landed on Marcus, and Emma asked him the question.
"Truth," he said, and what Emma asked him left the other two players wishing they were elsewhere.
"Do you
wuv
me?" Emma asked her partner with puppy dog eyes, and Marcus, of course, validated her question.
"Oh my God..." Scarlett rolled her eyes, the two lovebirds making her feel somewhat sick, and she moved the game on quickly, hoping that the bottle would choose anyone but those two again.
"Marcus, you're up," she said shortly, ushering him to move on from the lovey-dovey antics, successfully breaking up the stomach-turning display of affection which Alkaline Trio put so astutely:
Love love, kiss kiss... blah blah blah
You're making me sick
I wish you'd just stop showing off
For the rest of us that no one wants to love
It's hard enough trying to drink another winter all alone
Love love, kiss kiss... blah blah blah
Marcus could sense Scarlett's sense of urgency and, wary of not getting on his housemate's bad side, he turned his attention away from his girlfriend and back to the game. He spun the bottle once again, and it came to a stop upon Scarlett.
"Truth or dare," he asked her, and she opted for a truth to move their spontaneous game of truth or dare along quickly before Marcus and Emma left for the evening. "Why don't you have a boyfriend?" he asked, Marcus and Emma appearing to have some sort of pact between them to ask the other participants the most uncomfortable questions and dares they could. Emma chuckled at the question and teased her friend.
"Yeah, why don't you? You've been single for a while, and I
know
how much you miss that vitamin
D
."
Tom blushed, wide-eyed, and Marcus laughed at Emma's comment. Scarlett was taken aback by it and couldn't help but giggle herself - Emma always had a way with words that seldom beat around the proverbial bush. "I..." she stuttered, "I've just been keeping my options open, that's all, and I could well have had plenty of vitamin D since then and you just haven't heard about it."
"Ha!" Emma scoffed, "I can tell when you've had some and when you haven't, and I know that you're in a dry spell - maybe 'drought' would be more appropriate."
Scarlett's jaw dropped in disbelief and a smile emerged on her face, unable to help herself from chortling, knowing that Emma's comments were being made in good spirits, yet they left her surprised nonetheless. "Emma!" she howled, Marcus almost on his back with laughter, "Don't pretend you weren't in a drought yourself before you met Marcus." That
was
true, though she and Marcus had been together for some time now and there had been no signs of a drought during that period.
"And look at me now," Emma responded, a giant grin on her face, "I'm practically overdosing on vitamin D."
Tom closed his eyes and shook his head subtly, the humour of it all getting to him. "Moving on..." Scarlett said, spinning the bottle, eager to direct attention away from her sex life so long as it was being ridiculed. The bottle spun and the participants watched on, and it eventually came to a stop on Tom. "Truth or dare?" she asked.
"We've not had a dare in a while, so I'll go with dare," he replied.
"Oooh, how
daring.
" The other three rolled their eyes at her pun, not appreciating it like it deserved. "Okay, I dare you... to dance without music!" Tom shook his head again, chuckling, wishing that he had said 'truth' instead. Dancing wasn't his strong suit, and it was even less so when there was no music to groove and move to. Emma and Marcus egged him on, and being a man of his word, Tom stood up and fulfilled the dare given to him by Scarlett. The three on the floor watched on, finding that watching someone dance without music was tremendously entertaining and amusing, while Tom found that dancing without music and being watched and laughed at all the while was neither of those things.
After a minute or so, Tom stopped and gratefully sat back down on the floor, his cheeks flushed red with embarrassment, his housemates still giggling away. "I'd like to see you try!" he addressed all three of them, before spinning the bottle without a second thought to move things swiftly on. It landed on Emma. "Truth or dare?" the aspiring dancer asked.
"There's no chance I'm doing a dare - I know what you'll have me do! So, truth." Tom's opportunity for revenge had gone before it even had a chance to come around, so he had to make do with asking her a truth.
"How many times has Scarlett had to look after you after you've had a few too many drinks?"
"Too many!" Scarlett chortled, answering the question intended for Emma, believing that she couldn't count how many times on just her two hands.