I stood in the shower, letting the water run over my naked body, washing away the stress. My eyes were closed, the water pleasantly massaging my scalp. I felt good. Relaxed. Finally alone. My girlfriend Tessa at her parents and Melanie thankfully out shopping for the afternoon.
I tensed up every time I thought about Melanie. Hell, she could be so aggravating! She often managed to rub me the wrong way. Me and my friends and my family and... Oh well, never mind. She was my girlfriend's best friend from out of town, she was staying with us for a few days and I had just better get used to it.
Melanie was a series of contradictions. Though sometimes annoying to the point of physical revulsion, she was pleasing to the eye, no doubt about that. Her dark brown eyes, almost black against her fair skin, could be playful and yet other times dangerously intense. Her angular, perked up nose and her sharp, strong cheekbones contrasted with her soft oval face, framed by short, jaggedly cut hair. She had a continental beauty about her. Not the plastic, over-sculpted, manufactured look of many North American "supermodels" but strong, sharp, chiseled features that commanded attention. Even the small scar that ran along her nose, from a dog bite in childhood, was more distinctive than distracting.
As I contemplated her features, I realized I was getting excited. I wasn't even thinking about her body yet, just her face, but it made me a little horny. Bizarre, I thought. She can get on my nerves so often and here I am fantasizing about her. Man... We men sure are a strange lot, I thought. And chuckled to myself. Then I thought, there's nothing wrong with a little fantasizing. Why not go with the flow?
I imagined a different world. Same furniture, same apartment, different circumstances. Melanie and I were lovers. We sat on the couch, facing each other, naked.
In my shower, I thought, why am I rushing this? Because I'm already exciting, urged my libido, Get on with it! So I stroked my awakening penis.
Okay. Melanie and I were on the couch, naked. That's good. We kissed, tentatively at first then the heat of passion overtook us. Our arms intertwined, bringing our two bodies closer, in an awkward crush. Our legs jockeyed for position. Our tongues plunged into each others' mouths, grappling, dancing for dominance. Our hands stroked each other: backs, legs, arms, hair. Grunting and moaning already began.
That was me grunting, in my shower. I fumbled for more soap to lubricate myself. I stroked myself. I gasped for breath.
Our prone bodies, sitting, grappling on the couch, swayed. Who would be on top? Finally I pushed Melanie back on the couch... or did she pull me on top of her. I don't know and neither of us cared. We kissed more intensely. The taste of her mouth, sweet in mine. My lips parted from hers and eagerly explored her. My lips brushed her chiseled cheeks, her upturned nose. I swooped in to suckle her earlobe. She moaned.
And so did I... I needed more soap.
Oh, thank you. Her earlobes were sensitive too, just like mine. In sex, I've always thought it best to do unto others... And in my fantasy, she did. She nibbled and sucked and gently bit my earlobe. I was in a near frenzy and hadn't even gone past the neckline. I pulled away, letting my lips take in the sweetness of her skin on her neck, her chest, her breasts, her exquisitely pert nipples. I suckled on them voraciously, her moans and her fingers through my hair spurring me on...
I heard the apartment door open, shattering my fantasy dream.
"Hello?!?" a female voice called out.
Shit! I exclaimed. It's Melanie. I felt oddly... guilty. What if she caught me?... Wait a minute. Relax. You're in the shower. There's no way she--
"Davey, are you here?" Melanie continued.
I grumbled under my breath, but managed a polite "I'm in the shower!" My name was David, or, if you must, you could call me Dave. But nobody called me Davey, except my sister, and then only to annoy me. I never told Melanie that but somehow, someway, she instinctively knew how to push my buttons. That's what I was thinking when the door burst open.
"What the---?" I sputtered.
"I have to pee, really badly" Melanie replied, without a wit of concern me. I tried covering myself, though the frosted glass of the bath / shower only hinted at the vaguest outline of my body.
"Don't worry, I can't see anything." she added giggling "Besides it's nothing I haven't seen before."
And I was glad she didn't peek in to make sure because she WOULD have seen something different about me: my erect penis. Granted, it was rapidly deflating thanks to the embarrassing predicament she supplied, but there would have been little doubt what I had been up to.
"How flattering" I said, trying but failing to be nonchalant. Get down, I urged my penis. Melanie might see a suspicious shape through the frosted glass.
"Where's Tessa?" asked Melanie.
"At her mum and dad's," I said, coaxing more cold water from the shower, "She'll be back after dinner."
"Then it's just you and me?" Melanie queried.
The way Melanie asked gave me pause. Was she flirting with me? Now? Here? Nah. "Yes," I said "I guess we have to think about dinn--"
Flush.
I jumped the jump of a man about to be doused, naked, with boiling water... which of course I was. I peeled an anticipatory scream and knocked the showerhead away from any important bits.
"Sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry-sorry!" spat out Melanie from the other side of the shower door.
All is right with the world again. I am once more annoyed at Melanie.
"I'm so sorry! I wasn't thinking!" Melanie continued.