"Come on, don't be such a fucking pussy, we're in fuckin' Vegas baby!' Lennie cried as he pulled Walter to his feet.
"I told Mary I wouldn't go to any strip clubs," Walter said quietly.
"Then you're going to be fine, this is a magic show. That and hypnosis. Anyhow this guy is great. Come on, I'll make sure no evil woman takes advantage of Mary's widdle boy," he said sneeringly. "Also, I learned how to hypnotize from this guy. He's great!"
"You can do hypnotism?" Walter asked, "That's cool. You can help people lose weight or quit smoking."
"Yeah, that too. Anyhow, let's get going. Andy and Frank are downstairs waiting," Lennie ordered as he handed Walter his jacket.
"Why did you invite Walter? I mean, nothing against him but this is not going to be his scene." Andy asked Lennie quietly, "Though I suppose not inviting him would have been rude. I'm just surprised he said yes."
Lennie thumbed through his phone, "He actually didn't. I pretty much had to drag him down here." He held up a picture on his phone, "Here's why."
"Holy shit! Who the fuck is that?" The other man asked.
Lennie nodded over to Walter, "His wife."
"Seriously? This is Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett but worse. How the fuck did Walter land this girl, what's her name anyhow?"
"Mary. Mary Andrews Manners. Look up Mary Andrews when you have time. Runner-up for Miss Teen USA in 2012 or something. Apparently, she's really into brains." They looked over at the short skinny co-worker with glasses.
"I will. Christ! He just went up a few notches in my book," Andy sighed, "So how does inviting Walter to come along have anything to do with Miss America here?"
"Walter is the kind of guy that will return invites. We get invited over to his house, we make nice with Mary Andrews...well, you get it. She has to be somewhat in need of a real man. Look at this as the long game with this as the prize," he held up a picture of Mary Andrews captured on a beach. "Ok, that must be our ride."
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"You're kidding, right? First I have to sign a form that you told me not to bother to read, then I don't drink but I have to buy a $12 beer anyhow?" Walter moaned, "I knew this was a mistake."
"I got it, I'll put it on the company card. Team building and all that," he looked at the waiter, "Bring him an IPA and I'll have the same." Lennie looked around, "Standard crap if something happens you accept full responsibility and the establishment absolves itself...blah, blah, blah. Great table, right in front of the stage. Hey Frank, you going to volunteer this year?"
"I might. Sampson has incredible taste in women," he said looking around at the potential prospects and seeing quite a few.
Andy nodded over to the right of the stage, "Blonde, huge tits, I actually think they're real. You know she'll be picked."
They stopped talking as the lights came down and Sampson and two barely-clad girls came out carrying chairs. The routine was fairly vanilla with various volunteers going up and being given suggestions, doing ridiculous things, the audience laughing and everyone enjoying it. After a few volunteers, the music got ominous, the stage darkened and the girls took away one of the chairs and came back with an ornate four-poster bed.
"I'm sure you can guess what's next, but remember ladies and gentlemen, this is an adult group and if something were to happen...don't blame me!" he laughed, "I'm here simply to provide suggestions. Let's see...hmmm, you, Miss?" He pointed to the blonde to the right of the stage, "Can you come up here? We won't bite."
Walter wondered why she'd say yes, but her companions and apparently her husband nudged her towards the stage. He saw why Sampson chose her. Stunning was an understatement. Her blonde hair glowed naturally and as she took the steps, her breasts bounced verifying those were also natural. He looked around for what guy was good-looking enough and heard laughter as the hypnotists asked the girl questions, was she married, and which man was her husband. Before tonight had she ever cheated on him? That brought clapping and loud laughter. Walter felt sorry for her. She was blushing and looking pleadingly over at her husband who was looking eager.
Sampson sat her on the edge of the bed, "Ok Sheryl, look at my hand..."
Walter watched as the girl closed her eyes, shoulders slowly slumped, body relaxing. She sat motionless as Sampson quietly gave her instructions, whispering in her ear. Everyone seemed to be leaning forward, but no one could make out what he was saying.
"...think back, you are in college, a single girl, you'd broken up with your boyfriend and you're horny as hell. When I say the word reunion you will see the man of your dreams walking toward you. He will be the most handsome and gorgeous man you've ever seen, and you'll not be able to resist his charms," Sampson whispered, "then when I say Lake Titicaca, you'll come back over here, making sure your hair is just like it is, your clothes are all adjusted and you'll remember nothing. When I say reunion a 2nd time, you'll wake up feeling like all your needs have been satisfied." He stood up and looked around at the audience.
Walter was watching Sheryl's husband who was looking proud the hypnotist had selected his wife, a big grin on his face. He felt himself being shoved and heard the audience laughing. He looked at the stage as Sampson and his two assistants beckoned him up. He tried to push back, but Andy and Lennie hoisted him to his feet, "No, I have stage fright," he mumbled. He had no memory of how he managed the stairs but found himself standing next to the tall man facing the audience, "I'm sorry, what did you ask?"
The man laughed loudly and put a hand on his shoulder, "can you tell us your name and who you do accounting for?"
"Walter, Walter Manners," he said softly, "How did you know I'm an accountant?" he asked as he nervously took off his glasses and cleaned them on his shirt, blushing furiously as the audience roared.
"Just a guess," he grinned out at the laughing audience, "And are you married, is your wife here?" he continued seeing the man nod and then shake his head. 'This is just too perfect,' he thought. 'What a nerd!' "Relax, no one here is going to bite you, except maybe Alexis," he grinned looking over at his blonde helper, "Andrea, please bring our guest a chair," he looked over to his brunette assistant. "Ok, Walter, I can tell you are extremely nervous. When we are done you will never experience stage fright again. In fact, I guarantee you'll feel as comfortable in front of a large group of people as you would if you were alone. Does that sound good?" He chuckled seeing the man clean his glasses on his shirt again, "We also can take care of those nervous habits people have, like cleaning glasses..."
Walter felt himself being led over to the chair facing the audience. He felt dizzy and wondered if he'd pass out. Sampson had him focus on his hand and as he listened to the man's words his beating heart slowed down and he became very quiet inside.
"Crap, I'd love to know what he's telling Walter," Lennie complained. I've seen couples get very amorous at these, but Sampson always stops things before they get out of hand."
Andy groaned, "Please don't make Walter take off his clothes. No way could I take that...on the other hand, that girl Sheryl is incredible. If she wants to get naked..."
"...Ok, remember. You're coming home from work and your kid sister is back from her junior year abroad in France. You and she are incredibly close. When you hear me say the word reunion, you'll rush over to see her. Greet her, and make her feel welcome back home. You know, open up your arms and your heart to your favorite sister. When I say Lake Titicaca, you'll come back over here, straighten your clothes and forget everything that happened," he patted the man on the shoulder, "When I say reunion a 2nd time you'll wake up feeling incredibly satisfied."
Sampson turned to face the audience, "Ok. We have a situation here. Walter is just coming home from work anticipating his kid sister he hasn't seen for a year. Sheryl hasn't had her...um needs satisfied in over a month and she'll be seeing the most handsome man she'd ever seen coming over to her," he grinned as he heard scoffing from many of the audience, "...not her brother since she doesn't have one," he paused as most of the crown sneeringly laughed. He could not have picked out a better 'most handsome man' had he hired someone. He looked around, "shall we kick off the reunion?"
The audience stilled as both Sheryl and Walter opened their eyes. Walter stood and looked over at the girl who was looking at him with...what, happiness, joy? "Sis! I've missed you," Grinning, he strode over to the girl who threw her arms around him. He went to give her a brotherly kiss and was shocked when her mouth opened and shoved her tongue in his mouth. The attempted peck was soon more passionate than he'd have liked and he didn't know what to do with his hands as his sister wrapped her leg around his ass and humped against his hardening cock.