Mercy Hospital is a small rural medical center but well equipped and staffed in the northern California wine country. It was the only choice near home for my knee surgery last year. The staff was wonderfully patient to explain everything to prepare me for the event. When I woke up in the middle of the operation for a few seconds the doctors and attendants said: "Hello Mr. Anderson, now go back to sleep."
I'd had an epidural so there was no pain whatsoever. I became fully conscious in the recovery area with angels giving me yogurt and coffee. Not having anything to eat since dinner the night before it was simple but wonderful. Eventually, I was wheeled into a regular room with only one bed. The room was taken up with doctors and nurses attaching monitors to me and attending my every need. My leg was wrapped up from crotch to ankle so I could only barely move and someone was taking my blood pressure and pulse about every 15 minutes.
Having a painkiller, morphine perhaps, on a constant drip I felt no pain or discomfort with the exception of the pabulum that they served for dinner. I swore that I would have to crawl out the door to get a hamburger if this went on much longer. As night fell and the attendants departed I was able to sleep peacefully.
The next morning I called for breakfast which was slightly better than dinner. The eggs and bacon were overcooked but edible. The coffee could rightfully be called a cup of mud requiring 2 sugars and 3 creams to be non-toxic.
A floor nurse came into my room to take blood samples and check my vital signs. She then said it was time to take the catheter out. I didn't know there was one in They must have inserted it while I was sedated. It was a very weird feeling having the tube pulled out of my dick. No wonder I hadn't had to pee since before surgery, not that I'd given it any thought. The nurse gave me a plastic bottle to use. I was still not being able to stand up but it worked okay.
Later that morning things started to look up. The cutest young nurse's aide came in and said she was here to get me cleaned up. Her name tag read Victoria Nursing Asst. My mind went rampant thinking about her giving me a bath. That fantasy was short lived as she opened the packets of chemical wash pads. Those pads smell bad and are cold as ice water. She took off my gown and laid a clean folded one on the table beside the bed.
Meanwhile, I'm lying naked in front of this gorgeous young girl who couldn't be much over 18 years old. Oddly enough my mind was the only thing that got excited. I look down to see my tiny little penis completely flaccid leaving me to wonder why the fuck it wasn't jumping. She opened the wash packets and handed me one. Thankfully it was warm and I wiped my arms face and chest while she did my legs and made a pass over my privates. My dick remained flaccid. She had me roll over so she could wash my back. I turned onto my stomach and she wiped me down completely even lifting my good leg and cleaning my butt. She remarked that I had a rash between my butt cheeks; she pulled out some ointment from somewhere and smeared it on the rash.
I hadn't shaved for two days per the preoperative instructions. I asked her for a mirror so I could shave.
"Sorry," she said, "I don't have a mirror but I can shave you."
She went into the bathroom to get a towel, wash cloth and a little basin of warm water. She pulled the sheet up to my waist to cover my still limp dick and spread a towel over my chest. The shave itself was uneventful until she rubbed some lotion over my face and neck then kissed me for a lingering few seconds lightly running her tongue over the surface of my lips. "I hope you didn't mind that" she cooed.
"Of course not," I stammered.
Then the big surprise hit me like a ton of bricks, she asked me if I would like her to shave your pubes. Normally this would make my cock break the sound barrier coming up but nothing happened and I felt worried. She said that she noticed I was shaved down there and knew when she hadn't shaved hers for a few days it was uncomfortable.
"Please do dear lady," I said no longer stammering as my confidence improved. "Are you old enough to be doing that?"
She giggled and said that she would be 22 in a couple of weeks. Good genes I suppose, as the sheet was pulled down my little softie just laid there.
Victoria had a puzzled look on her face. "This would be easier to do if you could get at least a partial erection. Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?"
"I have no idea why nothing's happening down there."
She chimes in, "Perhaps it's the drugs that are dulling your sensitivity to pain."
OK, that made sense but how are we going to get me hard. She had a plan and started fondling my cock and balls which felt fantastic but I was still limp as a wet noodle.
"This will require more severe treatment," she said with a smile on her face. She took the bottle of lube from my shave kit and put a liberal amount in her palms and started working her fingers up and along the shaft with one hand and teasing the head with the other. This got some of the desired reaction but not much. It was no longer tiny but only slightly firm.
"Well", she said "this will take even more extreme treatment" and wiped the lube off of one hand and put a rubber glove on it. Then she put lube on the gloved hand and smeared it all over my nut sack and between my ass cheeks. She began to stroke my perineum. Then she pumped my dick with the ungloved hand and over the head while sliding her gloved finger up my ass. This was the most wonderful feeling of being masturbated that I'd ever had but still my stubborn dick wouldn't get hard; even though I was near the edge of having an orgasm.
"I guess we'll have to go to drastic measures", she said with a twinkle in her eye and quickly wiped the lube off of my dick, took it into her mouth; she started sucking like an industrial grade Hover. It took all of my willpower to not cum in her mouth, that would not have been polite. Finally, this did the trick and off came the glove, which I missed having her pressing against my prostate.She shaved me, better than I've ever been able to do for myself. She wiped me off with the warm washcloth and to my surprise, I stayed pretty hard and she put some lotion on everything down there and fondled me some more.
"It seems unfair to leave you unsatisfied." She said with a smirk.
"I agree but only if I can reciprocate. Why don't you pull off your panties and sit on my face so we can both be happy?"
"I already took them off in the bathroom they were soaked."
She jumped up to straddle my face. The smell of her pussy juice as it ran down my chin was wonderful; she took me deep down her throat played with my balls and fingered my ass. Her soft little ass felt so good and smelled like baby powder; never having done it before the opportunity to kiss her puckered rosebud was presented. When I put the tip of my tongue into her ass, she bucked and I knew she was getting off on it.
I lapped her clit while poking my thumb into her vagina and finger in her little rosebud ass. True to her word she was freshly shaven which looked and felt wonderful. Her tight little soft ass rubbed my face while I put my all into giving her the best oral she'd ever had. The taste of her juice was a liquor of love and we both came about the same time. I was afraid that the noise we were making would send security to see what was going on.
As we recovered I asked her if she would come back that night. She said it's not possible with having to drive to Berkeley tonight for a two-day class but would her panties hold me over. Better than nothing and they smelled fantastic after she used them to wipe her juice off of my face and crotch. I felt myself getting hard again. She said she'd like to have my perfect penis inside her but other patients' need her at the moment but that having my limp cock in her mouth had been a wonderful feeling as it got hard. She cleaned me off again with warm water and got the new gown on me just before the floor nurse came in to find out what was taking so long. All I could do was smile.
The next day started out pretty good, the floor nurses brought me a cup of coffee from their break room which was a lot better than the cafeteria's offering. I pleaded for someone to bring me a McDonald's meal on their way to work but all I got was "Maybe, we'll see". They did take off some of the bandages and I could hobble to the bathroom to pee and shave but that wasn't nearly as enjoyable as having a cute young nurse doing it for me. The physical therapist came around to get me started on exercise which wasn't too bad and I know it was needed.
After a lousy hospital lunch, a youngish floor nurse named Becky came in, took my pulse and blood pressure and asked how I was doing since the catheter had been removed.
"Have you had any irritation or burning when urinating? She asked
"No," I replied.
"How about when you have an orgasm?" she said with a smirk.
"Uh, why did you think I had one?" I questioned.
She pointed, "Those panties by your pillow look like Vicky's."
Ok, she had me nailed and while I didn't want to admit anything, there was no use in denying it. I'd had them tucked under my pillow. The night before I smelled their wonderful fragrance as I tried to get an erection but wound up having an orgasm without being hard. This was a throwback to my pre-teen years, except for ejaculating.
"Well, I haven't experienced anything unusual," I said almost feeling a bit embarrassed.
Becky moved closer, '"that's good but we'd better take a look for any sign of problems."
With that, she pulled down the sheet and flipped my gown up above my waist and proceeded to lift my penis and stroke around my balls. As with Vicky the day before, if felt exciting but no visible reaction happened.
As she was stroking my balls she said; "I need to examine inside your urethra and it would be easier if you could get an erection."