I'm going to try writing like a guy again. Let me know if I'm getting any better at it. And guys... tell me what it feels like to ejaculate. I don't have a dick so I can't be sure, but I want to know!
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I was sitting naked in the reading chair next to my bed. It was a little after 4 AM and my laptop was open on my lap. I was trying to type but I had a pretty serious boner that kept getting in the way. I was distracted by my dick, and my attention kept wandering to the blonde, next to me, asleep in my bed. She was the cause of the boner and she lay nude on her back, the sheet pulled up only as high as her knees. Her legs were spread apart displaying a dark triangle of hair beneath which she kept her meaty pussy. She had big soft floppy tits, just the way I like em. She was the cause of the early morning wood, and her makeup was a mess. The black lines that had been so carefully drawn around her eyes last night now streaked up her forehead and ran down her cheeks. Her bright red lipstick was smeared, as though it had been applied by a three year old. I had known I wanted her the minute I spotted her coming through the door at Sally's place, she was beautiful. Her tight, short, red dress clinging to her curves; her blonde hair piled high on her head, and her big floppy tits pushing upward, trying to escape the confines of her clothing.
"Who's the dame?" I asked Sally. Sally is one of my ex-wives; she has big floppy tits too, and was probably the reason that I liked big floppy tits so much. We had parted on good terms. She had bought the bar with her half of the settlement from the divorce. She seldom charged me for drinks or food and her business was good. I didn't mind at all that she would still let me come around some nights for a quickie, as long as I didn't try to sleep over. It was a pretty good situation for me.
"Her name's Vivian something or other." Sally told me, "she looks like she could be just your type. You oughta go for it sport." Sally poured a glass of white wine for the doll, sat it in front of the empty stool next to me and moved away to the other end of the bar.
Vivian something or other headed my way, my dick stirred of its own accord as I watched her hurry over, those big, pale, floppy tits bouncing in every direction. I wasn't sure if it was me she was interested in or the full glass of wine, but she was drawn towards one of us like a moth towards flame.
"Hi," she said breathlessly, "are you with someone or is this drink for me?" she climbed up onto the bar stool and flashed her pearly whites. She lifted her tits onto the bar to rest them and reached for the wine glass.
I indicated that the drink was for her, and she took a sip, smiled and then finished it off.
"Would you like another?" I asked her.
"Oh please," she said and I signaled Sally who brought another glass of white wine and another Jack for me. She sat my drink down, sat the glass of wine down in front of Vivian and then put the bottle of Chardonnay next to it.
"You're probably going to need this," she said and winked at me before she moved away again.
Vivian drank the second glass as quickly as the first and I poured her another from the bottle. This had the makings of a good night.
I paused in my early morning typing and repositioned my laptop. I tried to put my stiffy beneath the computer, but the laptop wasn't heavy enough to keep it pushed down and let me type. I was going to have to wake up Vivian. I reached over to fondle the tit that was closest to me. It was crusted with cum. My cum. She didn't stir so I sat the laptop aside and stood next to the bed, leaned down and lifted her tit with both hands. I took her big puffy nipple in my mouth and sucked on it, I sucked on it hard and thought about the way her tits had felt wrapped around my dick earlier.
It turned out that Vivian liked a good tit fuck and she liked to follow that with a rough throat fuck and she liked to finish things off with a slow gentle pussy fuck, in the missionary position. I had been sitting in the reading chair when she had knelt between my legs and wrapped those big floppy titties around my cock to began stroking me with them. She kept her tongue out the whole time like she was concentrating on a tough math problem and occasionally she would lick the head of my dick when it got in range.
"Yeah, Baby," she had yelled when first stream of cum had jetted from the end of my dick and shot right up her nose. The rest of that load she kept between her tits and when I was done she rubbed it all over them before even wiping the string that hung down from her nostril. "Got any more wine?" she had asked. I nodded and hurried naked down the hall to the kitchen to pour her a glass of something white I found in the fridge.
"Look at you," she said as she took the glass and downed half of it, "you're still hard." She finished the wine, spun around on the bed and lay on her back with her head hanging off the end. "Why don't you bring me that boner?" She opened her mouth when I got to the end of the bed and it was clear what she wanted. I put the head of my dick between her lips and she reached her arms up, wrapped them around my ass and pushed my dick the rest of the way in. I watched her neck change shape as she took all of me in, deep. She released my ass and I pulled my dick back out.