I was horny most of the day. I had been out all day running errands all over the place. Last stop was the hardware store to get some lumber.
It was getting dark by the time I finished loading the wood into my truck and rolled out.
Thankfully no rain in forecast.
Got home and unloaded everything into the garage. More projects.
I went inside and scrounged up some leftovers and flipped on the weather channel. Looked like a decent two days at least for the outdoor work.
It was after 8pm. I was a bit tired and still horny.
I went and showered.
Tossed a load of laundry in the wash.
I thought about heading the the Chinese massage parlor. But I had nothing but a few dollars on me.
Sat on the couch and flipped open the laptop. I pulled up the personals to see who was on the hunt.
It amazes me that in this day and age, they can't come up with a simple computer program that will blast anyone who attempts to post "i So HoT n SeXXy" and every combo thereof.
Nothing but crap in the W4M section as usual.
Moving onto the MW4M I spot one. Apparently a couple that comes to town once in a while. He is looking for a guy to come pump a load into the wife/gf. He refers to her box as "velvet pussy."
Photo is not bad. She isn't fat at least. She has some cheesy lingerie thing on. Like from the stores hookers shop at for the finest in low end fashions.
She has a nice ass though.
I send a reply for kicks. A response comes back after five minutes.
Seems legit. We send a few more emails back and forth. I'm like, what the hell, throw caution to the wind. Go pump some guys chick.
He sends me the hotel location.
I check online. Cheap motel where the room doors are all facing outside.
Low rent rendezvous.
My life is hitting new lows I think. Looking at me, you would never think I was the type.
So I get my stuff together and head out. I'm not like this 99.9% of the time. Playing it safe. Rarely getting any action during the years. And I always used condoms.
Tonight for some reason, I just said screw it.
I drove down to the hotel. Took a good 40 minutes. Parking lot was busy. Going on probably 10:45 by then. I parked and texted him I was there. He texted the room number.
Leaving my wallet in the truck, I head over. Hell if I know the numbering system on this hotel. So I wander a bit. Figuring out they were to the right, parking lot level, at the end.
If this doesn't feel sketchy as hell, I don't know what is. I prepare myself for a 50 yard dash, just in case.
I knock on the door. She opens it, wearing the same outfit. Blonde, petite, slightly trailer trash looking.
Walking in and looking about, husband or whoever, was sitting in a chair at the desk. Back to the door. No pants on. Shirt on. Doesn't say anything.
Hmm. "I need to wash my hands." I say.
She's like, "That's fine."
I walk over to the sink, looking around to see if anyone else is lurking about. Nobody in the shower.