I stand by myself in the store, looking at fun things to try on. Things that will stretch and conform to my body. Fuzzy and warm things - I can't resist a good chenille sweater. I have an adoration for velvet in all its incarnations. And of course, because it is the season, I must find something red.
While I am trying to select a few things, I see a rather handsome young thing nearby. He looks over everything with interest, and I wonder why he is in the women's department. Perhaps he is shopping for his mother or some other female person. I assume he isn't shopping for a female companion because that would ruin my day. Or if he is with someone, he had better be in a polyamorous relationship, because I want to enjoy looking at him without feeling guilty.
Anyway, I have decided that today I will approach at least one person I don't know and make a friend. I may or may not have made that decision just seconds ago when Mr. Hunky Perfect made all the blood rush to my nether regions. Quickly I stash any potentially unsexy clothing between the racks I've been perusing and move closer to the object of my attraction.
"Hi. You don't know me, but I hope you'd like to."
I wait nervously to see if he likes my cheesy, ridiculous pick-up line. He smiles, which is a good sign. He nods.
"Maybe."
We make with the small-talk, and from this I learn that he is actually shopping for himself. A cross-dresser, perhaps?
"Oh, not at all," he says. "But the cut for clothing is not always gendered. Sometimes things that fit guys end up in the women's department, and sometimes stuff fit for women ends up in the guy's. It is great, too, because I like colors and fabrics that they don't use for men's clothes."
"Hmmm...and I like some things that are comfortable, which I only find in the men's." I smile up at him. "Well, that makes sense."
Ah, blissful exchange of clothing love! I think we'll get along fabulously. And I have decided that he thinks so too. And if he doesn't, then at the very least I think we can get our pants together for a brief exchange before he really decides to end this fabulous beginning.
We end up talking awhile more before I get my bright idea.
"Do you want to have sex?"
His eyes open wide at the unexpected suggestion. Thankfully, he says yes. I am glad that I asked him; women being asked by men in public if they want to have sex is such a risky proposition. It is a very, very bad idea, and I would hate it if a man asked me, even if I were in the mood. This is because so many men come across as creepy (Even without meaning to), and so I have to think of fleeing rather than evaluating whether or not I want to have wild and happy sex with a stranger. And then there are the complaints when I say no.
Ahhh, but when a woman asks a man, it is a different proposition, and so I enjoy initiating this question with nice men. I think of it as a reward for their being awesome. I lead Mr. Awesome to the changing rooms to collect his gift. I explain to the woman that we are husband and wife, and I need to help him with a few things. She accepts this, though I am certain she has her misgivings. I don't care, though, because I know for a fact that the men's dressing room is almost never used, and so we will not risk being interrupted. Not if we don't take too long, anyway.
I enter first, full of excitement. He seems to be a bit nervous, so I give him a good rubdown to help eradicate his concern. His eyes glaze over with desire, and so now I know it is the right time. I undo the fastenings on his pants to signal that he should get ready. As for me, I take off everything and put on the velvet shirt.
He puts his hands on my hips, enjoying the feel of them. I catch him a kiss, letting him explore my body with his hands. It is hard to keep from making happy little noises, but the threat of getting kicked out from the store is certainly enough to keep me quiet. He carries on the foreplay a little long for my taste, so I get closer to him. I rub my crotch against his cock, helping it to stiffen all the way. While he is busy playing with my breasts, an activity I don't much care for but certainly don't mind when it gets my intended fuck all hot and bothered, I slip my hand between us to clutch his balls. I grope them, squeezing and manipulating them with vigor. I draw his tongue into my mouth and suck on it as a promise of what another bodily organ can experience shortly.
He grasps my hips with purpose and tries to bend me over. I have another plan for this man, however. I pull away and put a finger to his lips as a signal to be quiet and do as I suggest. I lean close to his ear and whisper "deepthroat." He nods enthusiastically at the idea. Surely he didn't expect in his wildest dreams to be propositioned by a stranger not only for sex, but for deep-throating. I wanted it, however.
I whisper again. "Give me a minute to get used to you, then fuck me as hard as you can, until your cum is down my throat and you feel satisfied." I squeeze his cock for emphasis, receiving another nod in response. Before doing anything else, I reach into the pocket of my pants and pull out a green, unflavored condom. (We are strangers, after all.) I kiss him and undulate against him as I roll it on, hoping to make the experience less sanitary so that he doesn't mind having to wear it.