I am SO pissed off! I woke up late, cut myself shaving then run outside as it started to rain and me without a rain Mac! I am so fed up!
I was having such a great dream too before I woke up to find just how late I'd slept in. All about Jenny. Jenny’s this girl who works in the same block of offices as I do, I noticed her the day I started, she’s so hot, curvy and sensual with eyes that just delve into your soul so damn sexy! It’s her fault I am late.
Well Not physically her but I was having the most wonderful dream about her and I making wild and passionate love together. In fact I have been having this kinda dream since I saw her. Every night she enters my mind and drives me crazy till I wake up.
Before I know it I am in the lift making my way up to the third floor and another day of hoping for a chance to speak to Jenny. We haven't spoken yet really, but I hear her sweet soft laughter carrying through the hallway all the time and occasionally see her as she sits and gossips with one of the girls in my office.
Pulled from my daydream I notice her as she gets in the lift with me. It’s just us two. She looks wrapped up in her own world as I ask her which floor she wants.
"erm...er third please" she smiles at me distractedly and blushes.
"Third floor it is then. Popular choice. I am going there too!" I grin manically, licking at my lips with nerves groaning inwardly at how crass that sounded. . She’s staring at me so intently. She must think I am a moron.
"Sorry...What did you say?" She asked. I am such an insignificant idiot she doesn't even listen to me! This day can't get any worse.
Suddenly the whole lift shook and I feel Jenny’s soft body falling on top of mine as we land in a heap on the floor, the breath is taken from me but not by the fall, by the feeling of her body pressed so close against mine.
"Are you OK?" I ask, not being able to think of anything more original.
"Yes, yes I am fine." she says as she hurriedly backs away. Oh she must hate me, she moved so quickly to be away from me. No wonder really I am tall and gangly and I have this hair that just seems to get in the way all the time. The gorgeous Jenny is not gonna want plain old me. Nope I should give it up now. She’s totally out of my league.
Suddenly I remember the fact the lift has stopped
"Mmm looks like the lift is stuck." I say aloud more to myself than to her as I press the emergency button. I wonder how long we'll be stuck like this. Wow if I didn't repulse her so much this could be one of my dreams!
"Yes it would seem that way." She replies to me her voice shaking, I look over to her, watching as she smoothes down her hair and brushes a hair from her face then rests her arms round herself, hugging like I would love to hug that sweet body of hers.
"Hey, you don't look too good” I reach out and touch her arm as I see every trace of colour leaves her face
"Come over here and sit down" I guide her to the wall and push her gently down, She sits heavily like a woman in a trance. It must be shock. Poor thing. In so much distress and stuck with me. Which can't help the situation.
I crouch down to look into her eyes, telling her to breath and relax, not wanting to have to deal with a fainted Jenny. She looks back at me and stammers a thank you.
"This is kinda like a nightmare come true and I am a tad nervous" she says to me when she recovers a little colour in her cheeks. Oh great. She does hate me! A nightmare! Well that’s charming; I am only trying to help!!
Before I can get too angry though she continues what she was saying.
"Oh sorry I didn't mean it like that..oh heck" and she bursts into tears. Sobbing her little heart out. Oh Hell what do I do now? A crying woman, oh I am not good with this kind of thing.
I put my arm awkwardly around her shoulders and reassure her that I knew she didn't mean it like that.. "Oh Jenny, please don't cry!" I implore her. I feel so helpless.
"How do you know my name?" She asks as the tears slow to a stop.
"Well," I blush so pink at this. Damn I shouldn't have let on I knew her name. "I asked your friend Adele, she told me."
Great. She probably thinks I am some kind of psychopath stalker now.
"Well you seem to have on up on me." Jenny’s Green eyes look up at smiling and me she asks "What’s your name?"
"Paul..Paul Hannigan." I stutter my response and blush some more. Dam it man its not an interview. She didn't need your last name!
" Nice to meet you Paul Hannigan. I am Jenny Short."
I wonder if she’s taking the piss but offer my hand for a handshake anyway, she grasps my hand firmly and smiles at me as we shake our acquaintance. I feel a jolt of pure arousal at her touch. We're only shaking hands but oh God this woman turns me on. As I tell her what a pleasure it is to meet her we both laugh and I see the smile reflected in her eyes, those eyes are so like my own. I wonder if she’s noticed that too.
She relates her bad start to the day, she overslept too and like me today did not start well! I reply with what happened to begin my day and we laugh and joke about it.
She’s having a conversation with ME. And the most peculiar thing is she seems to enjoy it. OK well not be totally repulsed by it then. I know its only conversation but its a start. I could listen to her sexy lilt all day, and then some!
"I'm glad the lift got stuck."
Did I say that out loud? Oh no. Now I've asked or it. Now she thinks I am that psychopathic stalker guy again.
She obviously didn't hear me the first time or really wants to embarrass the hell out of me, as she wants me to repeat myself. Oh well, in for a penny in for a pound say I!
I am so glad the lift got stuck. I've been wanting to talk to you for ages." My cheeks are so red. I think they're going to burn my face away. Way to be cool and sophisticate Paul!
" Really?" I hear the total surprise in her voice. Wait for it hear it comes the "that’s so sweet but your an idiot" response.
