"So how was Hawaii?" Jennifer asked as I came back into the Kappa house after taking out the trash. Even though we were initiated before fall break, all the freshmen new recruits were required to clean up the Kappa house on Sundays.
"Good!" I said, knowing full well where the conversation would lead. I had asked a few of the Kappas for advice on how to show my gratitude for my sugar daddy taking me to Hawaii.
"Yes you're glowing from the Hawaiian sun," Jennifer said as a few of the other girls started to lean in throughout the house. My recent tan was showing... I had chosen my cutoff jean shorts, a plain white t-shirt that exposed a few inches of midriff, and some black sandals for the day. "How is your tailbone?"
Becky and Clara, who were most up-to-date on my extracurricular activities (seducing my sugar daddy into fucking my ass for the first time), began beaming at the opportunity to spill their secrets out onto the floor.
"My tailbone?" I asked while reaching for a broom.
"Yes, your tailbone," Jennifer said, "I heard maybe you hurt your tailbone?" I began sweeping and looked defiantly up at Jennifer, pursing my lips a bit and trying to muster my most convincing reply.
"Nope!" I said, "My tailbone is fine. Never been better. You must have heard wrong."
Jennifer peered over at Becky and Clara who were practically ready to explode as they wiped down a kitchen counter. "I must have heard incorrectly!"
"What did you hear, Jenn?!" some slutty sophomore girl said from her seat at the kitchen island.
"I just heard that our little Josey..." Jennifer started as she pretended to squeeze my sides, "... had a fun little trip was all. So full of adventure that she thought she might rip a...rip a... oh shoot what is the phrase? Rip a new..."
"Asshole," I said. "The phrase is rip a new asshole."
"That's right!" Jennifer said sarcastically. "Did you feel that way? Did you feel like that trip made you so full that you might just - oh my god - burst under all that pressure?"
I started to sweep, turning away from Jennifer to blush slightly and shake my head. "Uh uh, nope!" I said, "I didn't feel that way at all."
"Oh my god I know," Jennifer said, "Last time I was 'in Hawaii' was at the Sigma's Polynesia Party. I had a little. too. much. to. drink. And my boyfriend took me to Hawaii... if you know what I mean!"
Jennifer jabbed the sophomore at the kitchen island with her elbow to emphasize a double entendre had taken place.
"What was I going to say," Jennifer asked with her arms spread open as if an invitation to judge her, "It was his birthday!" Some of the other girls giggled.
Clara stopped her counter scrubbing a moment to chime in. "I first went to Hawaii with this dad I babysat for. The mom was such a perra. I didn't blame him. I wasn't on birth control yet... you know? I ended up asking him to."
"I went to Hawaii last semester," the sophomore said, "How else do you think I passed fucking multi-variable calculus? Professor Wentworth had such a nice cock though."
By that point most of the house was listening in.
"I went to Hawaii on Friday night," Becky said pretending to stretch out her hips. "I love going to Hawaii. I just wish Joshua wasn't quite so big in the canoe department."
"Jesus, Becky, you can't say 'canoe' about Hawaii," Jennifer chided.