My name is Alex Mueller. In the summer of 1986, at the ripe old age of 39, a mind-blowing event took place in our home which would change my wife's and my lives forever from that day forward. We had a sound marriage and bright energetic children, but my sex life with my wife of 18 years was definitely in an ever increasing death spiral. If I'm honest with myself, it was never really that great from the get-go, but was now reduced to infrequent, ho-hum, lights out, one position, once a month (with begging and pleading)sex. And yeah, I almost forgot, my wife never gave, nor wanted, oral of any kind.
Little did I know or even suspect at the time, but a visit from my wife's former college roommate was about to recharge and change my sex life forever. Carol was coming to stay with us for a 10 day vacation and to fill Maggie in on all the details of her divorce.
I was looking forward to seeing Carol again after so many years, just never expected to see quite so much of her in the flesh or under such a wild set of circumstances. The real kicker was the unexpected instigation of a seduction plan, by my wife, Maggie, to help her friend Carol get laid.
Carol and Maggie shared an apartment for 4 years back when we were all college students. They were and continued to be closer than Maggie had ever been with her biological sisters. Carol dated a guy named Ronnie for most of her college life, eventually marrying him after graduation, bearing him a son and a daughter, and moving to La Jolla, CA from Philly. Carol eventually divorced him when he ran their finances into the ground with some very high risk, go-for-broke investments. Carol got their kids, went back to grad school, and earned a PhD in Psychology. She opened her own couples counseling service in California. How perfect and fitting was that? Carol went on to be much more successful financially than Ronnie would have ever dreamed.
Maggie and yours truly were steadies during most of our college years, although we went to different universities. Maggie became an elementary school teacher and taught third grade until our first was born 3 years after we tied the knot. Two more followed in quick succession as Maggie could not seem to get enough of motherhood. I kind of gently called a halt at 3 as I thought OUR finances would sink us if we kept it up at such a rabbit-like pace. Incredibly, Maggie never had trouble getting back to her slender figure and I must confess that I felt a deep pang of regret when those magnificent 34C nursing breasts retreated back to their normal 34Bs once the last nursing baby went off the breast. Unfortunately, like many husbands find out after the children come along, the breasts were not the only thing to retreat and diminish in size. Maggie's sex drive went on holiday, and now, many years after the birth of our last child, is still nowhere to be found. My dashed hopes for its return were, and still are, a huge disappointment and the one major lingering contentious aspect of our relationship.
Oh, we still make love (but never raunchy fucking) infrequently, but it is perfunctory and more of a periodic obligation by her than a sincere interest in giving her mate an intimate, balls-blowing romp.
Me? Well, I'm usually a pretty laid back piece of work. I'm a former collegiate defensive end who went on to become a chemical engineer. It probably won't surprise you to hear that I'm 6'4'' and anywhere from 230-240 depending on the season of the year and my inclination or disinclination to frequent the gym. I am told I am decent looking in a rough biker sort of way, but minus the beard, tats, and beer gut. A former female acquaintance who shared my bed (before I met Maggie, of course) became fascinated with the size and girth of my cock, and "forced" me to submit to the indignity and have it fully erected and measured. Let's just say that she compared it to most of the length of her forearm and close to the thickness of her wrist. More than a mouthful, but it did not stop her from fully sheathing it in her well experienced puss.
Unfortunately for me, she was the kiss and tell type (more like a female town crier) and my rep was born. If anyone was counting, it would have appeared that I fucked every co-ed in our 6-dorm complex, the Dean's two daughters, and all the Trustees wives. Sadly, none of this was true, but I learned rumors have lives of their own (and this was way before the days of social media). The truth is, shortly after Megamouth's rumor mongering ceased, Maggie entered the picture and I was smitten, faithful, and pretty well taken care of sexually. Maggie was not very experienced at first, so I don't think she had anything to compare me with. Maybe she thought we were all the same in that department. Who knows? Regardless, she was initially an enthusiastic and loving partner.
Anyway, flipping forward to the present, I was enjoying my ride home from work that day since I was looking forward to seeing Carol after over 5 years. Now free of Ronnie, she was back on the East Coast visiting family members and friends. She and Maggie had decided that she should stay at our house, and use it as a hub for her forays to see various relatives over her 10 day visit. Carol's flight had arrived that morning, and after getting her rental car, she would have arrived at our house sometime in the early afternoon. Since that gave them a few hours to talk and catch up before my arrival, I thought they might be running out of gas by now. I guess I'll never fathom the depth and stamina of the female voice box.
I parked my truck in the driveway next to a rental Honda and headed up to the front door. Once inside, I thought I'd be so clever and quietly sneak up on the girls and all the laughter I heard coming from the kitchen. Just before I made my grand entrance, I heard Maggie say something that stopped me dead in my tracks.
"I really don't know, Carol. I mean, he's pretty big, but he's a big man. Wouldn't it be proportional to his size?"
"Ronnie was no midget, Maggie, but he was no more than 5 or 6 inches when raring to go. There were rumors about Alex's size. Mary Jane said she heard he was huge, maybe 9 or 10 inches. She said she heard that from some girl up at UP."
"Mary Jane was always full of shit. And she would drop her panties for anybody who looked at her, male or female."
Carol said, "Well, that's true, Mags. You know, she took a shot at Alex once. Let him know he could have her anytime he wanted."
"What! When, Carol? Before or after Alex and I became an item?"
"Way after, Mags. Mary Jane wouldn't let another woman stop her, even a friend. I'm surprised you don't know that story...it's actually a pretty good one."
For those of you wondering, this will not end badly for good old Alex. My nomination for sainthood actually stemmed largely from this event.
"Alex was down visiting one weekend during the off season when Mary Jane made her move. It was a Saturday when we were all bar hopping. When you and I went to get drinks, she leaned those big tits of hers into Alex and told him she was his for the asking. Apparently, Alex told her that he'd gladly fuck her lights out all night, but she had to do one thing first. When she said she'd do anything for a shot at his big cock, Alex told her to check with you to see if you were OK with it. She must have been reluctant to ask you, as she wasn't anywhere to be seen when we got back with the drinks."
Maggie said, "I remember that! She just disappeared so fast. Alex told me she left because her period started. I always thought that was an odd thing for MJ to tell Alex. Anyway, Carol, that bitch never asked me if I was OK with it. That took some nerve to prop him while we were all there together."
"Maggie, you may not want to hear this, but she wasn't the only 'friend' to try a seduction on Alex back in the day. Seriously, if you weren't my best friend, I would have taken a shot at him myself."