NOTE: "Tropical Dreams" was written as an episode in the Spring Orgy on Malinov's Island, which was underway on the sex story newsgroups during the summer of 1998. This story takes place after the authors attending the Erotic Writer's Workshop on the _S.S. Sybaris_ flee the apparently sinking ship and are stranded on a deserted (?) island. This version is slightly different than that which I posted to those newsgroups in July 1998. As always, comments are appreciated; you can e-mail me at the address in my profile.
Copyright 1998 Pulp Fan.
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An animal gleam in her eye, the cavegirl ripped off her fur bikini top, exposing her glistening, voluptuous breasts to the chill night air. Nude but for a flimsy loincloth, cherry red nipples hardening instantly in the sea breeze, dishevelled hair flying in the wind, she stood there like a pagan goddess, a goddess glad that she had human worshippers and intent on making one of those lucky stiffs worship a little more at her altar...
"Lana want Pulp Fan!" she growled, fixing the man lying on the ground in front of her with a hungry, feral look. "Lana want him now!"
Staring up at her, Pulp Fan--or Pulp, as he was generally known--could feel the familiar stirring beginning in his groin. He couldn't help himself--Lana was incredibly hot, a dead-ringer for Raquel Welch in "One Million Years B.C.".
Of course, that wasn't too surprising.
_All_ of the cavegirls on the island looked like Raquel Welch.
The lifeboats had landed on the shores of Malinov's Island a few days before. Expecting the island to be deserted--as Mal had asserted it was--the castaways were shocked to learn otherwise. Pulp could still vividly recall the consternation that had flashed across his fellow author's faces that fateful day when Poison Ivan had rushed into camp, yelling at the top of his lungs, "Dudes! Kim's been eaten by a caveman!", before collapsing in an exhausted heap.
It was bedlam. Their collective cries of horror were muted somewhat when, after catching his breath and sucking down some coconut juice, Ivan had hurriedly explained that his statement wasn't meant in the literal, cannibalistic sense--what he had meant was that a caveman--with Kim as his willing partner--was muffdiving like there was no tomorrow.
And the castaways' reactions on learning that the island was indeed inhabited by a small tribe of cavefolk completed its 180 degree turn when they learned two interesting facts. Fact number one--all of the cavegirls looked, and dressed, like Raquel Welch in the aforementioned dinosaur pic. "Buxom bronzed babes in bodacious bikinis," as one scribe had joyfully put it. Fact number two--the cavemen, while not stunningly handsome, had been prodigiously endowed by nature, both in size and stamina, when it came to their "packages."
Actually there was a third interesting fact as well, fortunate given the first two. And that was that the sexual appetites of the cave dwellers were incredible. The cavegirls had swooned over the (relatively) good-looking batch of men that had washed up on their shores, while the cavemen, having to that point subsisted solely on a diet of Raquel lookalikes and bored stiff of it, were like kids in a dessert smorgasbord with the fantastic variety now literally at their fingertips. They had never dreamt that women could come in such varied shapes and sizes and colors! Not that the brave writers minded...
And so, in addition to doing each other, the castaways had expanded their erotic horizons. A few less adventurous souls had muttered some warnings about tainting the pristine neolithic culture that clearly existed on the island, but their reservations were overwhelmed when they themselves were overwhelmed by the rapacious cavefolk. Coming up for air, even the initial naysayers had to admit--their new friends may have been primitive, but fucking certainly wasn't rocket science and what the natives didn't know about it hadn't been discovered yet! Plus they were good at keeping the sabertooth tigers at bay...
Indeed, the only downside that anyone had been able to come up with was that Uther had yet to figure out an appropriate story code to indicate cavemen (or cavegirls), assuming of course that they ever made it back to civilization in order to post a story.
All of which explained why Pulp was now frantically shedding his clothes, freeing his throbbing erection, while Lana tore the skimpy barrier from around her loins and, dropping to all fours, sinuously crawled towards him like a sleek jungle pussy, wetting her full, red lips with her moist, pink tongue. Reaching him, she wasted no time on preliminaries--she might not have been a woman of the 90's (well, technically she was, though she didn't know that), but she knew what she wanted and how to get it. Throwing him back against the ground, she straddled his hips and in one fluid motion sank down on him, burying his hard shaft in her molten depths.
"Uunngghh!" he cried as he felt himself being enveloped by her satiny oven. The sensation was unbelievable, as Lana rose and fell, flexing her muscular thighs to drive him in and out of her, over and over again. Reaching up to cup her heaving breasts, diamond-hard nipples burning into his palms, he could feel himself spiralling higher and higher.
"Pulp!"
"Yes!" His body shook.
"Pulp!!"
"Yes!!" It seemed like there was a small earthquake hitting the island.
"PULP!!!"
With that last cry, the earthquake hit with full force. Or so it seemed to Pulp Fan as he snapped awake to find himself being shaken frantically. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" he muttered angrily, shrugging Taria's hand off his shoulder.
"Sorry, but it looked like you were having a nightmare," Taria explained, sitting back down a few feet away, next to the blazing fire.