Caesar Bishop lay in the lounge with his right foot up, allowing the blood flow to drain the wounds and reduce swelling. Damn barbwire. He was bored senseless. Neighbors had trooped in the first week after the mishap that had hospitalized him overnight a couple of days after the accident for treatment for a raging temperature and dehydration. Now into his second week no neighbors had called.
This week just the sole visit by the health care lady...was that all he was worth? Well, he supposed if he shaved and had a shower once a fortnight perhaps that would help. But with no woman to care for him one tended to forget about shaving and bathing and cutting nails.
Christ, he was so bored he was almost tempted to get TV. He'd never wanted it in the house and dammit, that's why the women always left him, citing boredom and his refusal to get TV installed. Well, they'd watch stupid programs and forget to feed and look after him and would only fuck during the ads, wouldn't they?
Caesar thought of getting out the rifle and attempting to shoot the top foot off the aerials of passing vehicles but it would just be his luck to get excited and so big into what he was doing he'd shoot the communication antennae off cop cars. Cops had no humor.
A gray car pulled into the driveway. Fucking hospital out-reach nurse. On Monday the bitch sprayed disinfectant into the room before entering and put on glove that went over her elbows and donned a double mask before she'd deem to touch the dressing, the fat cow.
"Hi Mr Bishop, mom's in bed with vaginal bleeding today. Dad must have been a bit rough. Although I'm only a trainee she said I could do you."
Caesar licked his lips. Such a sweet voice. Nurse Black was forty-something so little cutie might be only twenty. His boredom vanished, leaving him with the beginnings of an erection. Not bad for a guy of fifty to have a girlish voice trigger him, eh?
He grinned. "Come in sweetie. No, you want need that spray can, or the gumboots or the gloves. Put those on and I won't see your tits."
"Excuse me?"
"Can't you see I'm bored stiff, well getting stiffer by the minute actually. Show me your tits."
"Mr Bishop!"
Caesar dropped down to his sexy tone. "I'm telling you honey in strict confidence -- I've never asked you mom to show hers to me. You are privileged."
"Well I don't really know."
"How old are your baby?"
"Eighteen, going on nineteen."
"I guess you are if you're eighteen."
"Before you get started could you check my penis? I think I have bed rash."
"Yes of course. Will I need gloves?"
"Nah, just lift it, spit on the itchy part and rub in the spit."
The trainee looked hesitant and Caesar smiled and raised an eyebrow.
"I have mom's kit. It contains lube to help her relieve old Mr Monks once a month."
"Great, use that. Know what to do?"
"Not really."
"Are you a virgin?"
"Not really."
Caesar scratched the back of his head. "You are confusing me. You are or you are not."
"Some of the guys stick me but I get them to cream over me for safer sex. But mom put me on the pill a couple of months ago so I guess the next time someone creams me it can be inside me and I'll feel I'm a woman."
"When do you want that to happen?"
"Dunno. I have a problem, I don't get passionate when I'm having sex."
"Young guys have a lot to answer for, don't they?"
The trainee didn't appear to know how to answer that. Perhaps she didn't understand the question.
"Please pull it out for me."
She'd bent over to undo his belt. The kid had perfume on and with a tit brushing his cheek Caesar was up hard, rarin' to go.
"God, I've never seen one that big."
"Does you mom allow you to use that word?"
"No, I'm sorry. Please don't tell her."
"There's no problem. It's one of the words I'd like you to use when you are around me."
"What's the other one?"
"Oh."
"No, I mean what's the other word I am to use?"
"Oh, as in Oh God!"
"Why would I use that expression around you?"
"Let's wait to find out, huh?"
"You're funny. Look, don't get angry but you are a bit smelly and need a shave. We were taught how to bed bath patients last week. I'd like to shave you and then bath you before using the lube and then changing your dressing."
"Right, there's a basin under the kitchen bench and my towel is in the bathroom."
"Where will I find a pile of towels?"
"I only have the one. I practice economy in living so I can spend my money on booze and wild women."
"You're not joking are you?"
"No."
"You are funny. Remove your shirt please."