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[Many thanks to my volunteer editor LadyVer, whose helpful investment of time made this a much better story.]
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I was inching my car across the icy parking lot of the Mill Creek Ranger Station when I first saw her: alone on the shoulder of California Highway 38, a pair of skis crooked in one arm, and her thumb pointing up the road toward the mountain resorts at Big Bear Lake. It had been years since I'd seen anyone hitchhiking, much less a lone female.
I watched in disbelief as car after car whizzed by her. From a distance she seemed fairly attractive—about my age, maybe a little older. Dressed in a gray and navy ski sweater and a light blue nylon bib. I could see her boot bag on the ground with a parka lying on top. Her wavy mane of strawberry blonde hair lifted up with the draft from each passing car.
What a stroke of luck! A cute gal needs a ride—I'd better get my ass over there quickly. I stomped on the gas, but my folly was met with the whine of spinning tires on the slippery pavement. Slow and easy was the only way. I was sure some guy would pull over and pick her up before I could get there.
It was excruciating watching her wave her thumb at numerous passing cars while mine barely moved in her direction. Somehow I was the first one to stop. I lowered the passenger window and asked if she needed a ride to Big Bear. I don't mean to sound shallow, but she had a noticeably full bosom that even her bulky sweater and bib couldn't hide—but I would have stopped anyway.
"What makes you think I'm going skiing?" she quipped, looking over my car and checking me out for any warning signs. I saw a season pass to Big Bear Mountain Resorts clipped to her bib. She stepped closer and noticed my skis poking through the fold-down section of the back seat.
"That's nifty. I didn't see a ski rack, so I was concerned you were just driving around looking for helpless women to lure into your car."
I put the cark in park and got out. "Hi, I'm Jim. I've got a full day of skiing planned. I'd be happy to take you up the mountain. Are you going to Snow Summit or Bear Mountain?"
"I was thinking Snow Summit. I was at Bear last week. How about you?"
"I could do either, but Summit sounds good. What happened to your car?"
"No chains. My truck has them, but it wouldn't start this morning. I had to drive my Honda. I knew I could be stuck on the side of the road bumming a ride if they had chain control today. You've got them, I hope?"
"Sure. That's why I stopped at the ranger station—to see if they were required today. I figured they would be, after the storm yesterday."
She was looking in the car for clues about me, reassurances that I was no danger to her. I keep a spotless interior. The only thing visible was a CD I was about to slip in before I noticed her hitching.
"Oh, I'm Sandy, by the way. Thanks for stopping."
We shook hands—mine were bare and hers in wool gloves that matched her sweater. She was only a few inches shorter and had the posture and body language of an athlete.
"So what's it going to cost me for the ride?" She had a winsome twinkle in her eye as she waited for my answer.
"Sandy, your pleasant company will be enough." I tried to keep good eye contact and not ogle her chest.
"OK, that I can handle." She leaned over and grabbed her parka and boot bag. "Pop the trunk. Fresh snow awaits us."
I got her gear stowed and pointed to the box holding the snow chains. "See, ready for anything."
"I'm glad you stopped. I've been out here a lot longer than I expected. I guess drivers these days are afraid to pick up a hitchhiker. Even a woman. Or else I'm getting too old to turn a man's head. Would you have given me a ride if I were a guy?"
"Probably. If he seemed like someone I wouldn't be afraid to have sitting next to me on the way up."
"You aren't afraid of me, are you?"
"No, you seem like a good person." I opened the door for her. She gave me a wink and a grin as she slipped in.
She was tugging at her seat belt as I slid behind the wheel. The bulkiness of her clothing and breasts made it hard for her to get it clicked the first time. She caught me off guard when she explained her difficulties.
"I know I've got big boobs. I want to break the ice on that topic and get it out on the table. Guys have been staring at 'em for twenty years now, so I don't want you to feel like you have to look away. Just try to keep your eyes on the road some of the time. OK?"
I had to laugh. I don't think I'd ever had a woman put me at ease on that matter, right up front like she did.
"Fair enough, Sandy. I like your style."
As we pulled away she looked over the CD I had out.
"
Fire on the Mountain
? Is this what I think it is? Oh, wow, it is! Reggae artists covering Grateful Dead songs. Now I'm certain the right car stopped." She slipped in the disc, and the first notes of The Wailing Souls version of "Casey Jones" filled the car. Sandy let out a squeal and started to boogie in her seat as we headed up the highway to Big Bear.
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Minutes later it seemed like we were the best of friends. She was very easy to talk to. Laughed at all my jokes, got the obscure references I peppered my conversation with. Her wit was dry and self-deprecating. She had me laughing, too. I was really fortunate to have her along for the ride. I had taken that Friday off to beat the weekend crowds; she had a flexible work schedule but didn't offer any details at first.
It wasn't long before we saw the area where cars were pulled over to "chain up." I saw one driver arguing with a Highway Patrolman—who made him turn around and head back down.
"I wonder how much they're charging this year to put on chains," I said. A crew of men in yellow slickers and knee pads were offering their services for those who weren't up to the task.
Sandy spoke up. "You don't have to pay. I can do it. That'll be my contribution."
"No, you're a guest. I'll take care of it."
"Horse hockey! I said I'd do it. I know you think a woman can't handle it, but I live on a ranch by myself. I work with my hands all the time. Pull over and open the trunk. I'll get them out."
I wasn't going to argue; she seemed confident enough. My work gloves were too big for her to use, so she had to go barehanded to keep from ruining her good ones. She quickly got the chains lined up under the wheels and motioned for me to pull forward. She had them hooked up in less than two minutes.
"Shit! Why'd I leave my other gloves back in the truck?" she griped, rubbing her cold, wet hands together in front of the heater grille.
I got a wave of approval from the CHP and pulled back onto the highway. Sandy looked over at me as she put her gloves back on.
"I hope that wasn't too tomboy for you. Really, it's no big deal. I have to do stuff like that all the time on the ranch. All part of the romance of horse ownership."
A horse ranch. A crazy montage of women and horses from years gone by floated through my head: Elizabeth Taylor in
National Velvet
, Dale Evans on Buttermilk, various actresses who played Annie Oakley—even fashion magazine cowgirls in Ralph Lauren ads, smartly attired and adorned with turquoise jewelry.
"Jim, do you ride?" Sandy's question snapped me out of my daydream.
"I used to. When I was at summer camp as a kid. Every day. That's been a while. I've done a few guided trail rides here and there since then, but it's not a regular thing. I'm still comfortable on horseback, though. Never have been thrown. Yet."
"That's something to be proud of. I've kissed the ground many times over the years, but that's part of the deal when you've got ornery mounts in your stable. The three I've got now are good ones. Even mountain bikes on the trails don't seem to bother them."
We chatted away about her horses and ranch the rest of the way up. I couldn't help but feel attracted to a confident, capable woman like Sandy. It was very sexy in a way. Her "twenty years" comment about her boobs would make her mid-30s, maybe a year or two older than I was.
I should point out one thing about the people who ski locally in Southern California. It's a "regular Joe & Jane" kind of crowd. The rich folks all go out of state to ski at bigger resorts with fancier amenities. For day skiing locally there's no need to pay for a plane ticket or lodging, so anyone with a steady job can afford to do it. All you need is money for gas, skis, a lift ticket—and a car that starts.
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We reached the village of Big Bear and drove past the small airport and the turnoff for Bear Mountain. I normally don't come up the back way on 38 since it takes longer; but I knew the shorter routes would be crammed with cars, each one after the same new snow we were about to enjoy. I was glad to have Sandy as company on the drive. I figured she'd thank me and be on her way once we got to Snow Summit and parked the car, but she surprised me.
"Why don't we ski together for a few runs? It's more fun with a partner. Can you handle intermediate trails?"
"Sure, that'd be great. But I was going to take a refresher lesson. This is my first day out this season, and I'd like to escape the plateau of mediocrity I've been stuck on."