Question!
Have you ever had something unexpected happen to you that changed your life... forever?
I did and it changed my life dramatically!
Who am I?
My name is Will! I stand 1.79 metres (5'10½") tall; weigh 99Kg (220lbs); have light brown hair, gray-blue eyes and a crooked grin. Because I have been actively involved in gymnastics - Roman-rings - since my teens at State, National and Olympic levels, my body is well-toned. I have an eidetic memory and a 170 IQ. I cannot sing to save myself. I am vegetarian. I love opera, classical music, Allison Krauss, Waylon Jennings, country music, AC/DC, Jethro Tull & Pink Floyd in that order .
My biggest problem in life so far is that I was born with a donkey-dick - 10" long & 7½" around when hard.
It wasn't until I lost my virginity at 16 to Mrs Next-door (another story for another time) that I came to realise just how much grief and strife it would cause me.
Picture it! After the initial whoops - sorry!... your cock is buried to the balls in a very warm, enthusiastic pussy that is clamping down on your cock like a milking machine. Legs are clamped around your waist like a vice; she is fucking you as hard as you are fucking her... and she is screaming all manner of obscenities as you both cum.
Seriously coloured my sexual expectations it did!
Got into secondary school with VERY high expectations.
Didn't even get to first base!
Now don't get me wrong! To start with I had no lack of willing partners. The word very quickly got around that I had a HUGE dick.... and they all wanted a part of it!... until they found they couldn't open their jaw wide enough!... or my cock stretched their pussy too much - and it wasn't even in that far!
Pain does strange things to people!
The word very quickly spread that I was a freak - and dates became few and far between. Even the blokes steered clear of me. After overhearing the derogatory comments made about my size in the locker-room... jealousy!
Within a short time I went from being popular to being an outcast!
I felt rejected! I gave up trying to find or even have a girlfriend! I concentrated all my energy on my studies... at which I excelled!
When my parents died within a very short time of each other; being their only child I sold up and moved to my present location - a small coastal town a couple of hours out of our state capital and close a major University.
I found I that my eidetic memory and IQ gave me a talent for mathematics that made computer programming a breeze - regardless of the programming language.
Being inquisitive, early in the piece I wrote a very successful financial algorithm, mainly to see if I could beat the banks - and made a packet! Talking to contacts I had developed in financial circles; I recognised the potential of my algorithm - and marketed it world-wide. The deal was ; every time a credit card was used in an ATM anywhere in the world - I made 1 cent - 24/7/365 for 2 year!
I learned to spot free-loaders very quickly. I couldn't hide the fact that I had money. My story was that I have been able to invest the money my parents left me very well!
Up to the time of my epiphany I still hadn't found a girl with a pussy that could swallow my cock - and before you say anything... based upon my experiences to date - I wasn't in a hurry to try; in case I got let down again.
So there I was - bloody lonely!
To compensate I got involved in the community around me... and made some great friends. Because we have a nude beach; to protect everyone from outside harassment I equipped the local police with quad bikes and close-channel two-way radios that were outside their regular operating budget.
'Butch' (Erwin) 1.85m (6'1") of lean, ex Navy, rangy muscled Senior Sergeant and Lara, a lithe, lean, small breasted 1.82m (5'11") 2nd Dan black-belt Tai Kwan Do qualified constable who dance around each other something fierce rather than admit their attraction!
Everyone in town knows! I reckon that some of the matrons are running a book on that relationship!
The particular day in question I was feeling down and had taken myself off to the beach to soak up the sun. I had built myself a banana lounge in the sand and was stretched out chortling away at one of my favourite 'Asterix' book.
I was a million miles away when a voice announced:-
"Is that a comic you are reading? My name is Bronwyn; but you can call me Bronny! I am 6! I am looking for a new Daddy! How old are you?"
Jerked back to reality - I looked up to see a very cute, light-brown haired, long thin nude streak of a girl looking at me through very steady ice-blue eyes that matched the ribbons holding her pig-tails.
Taking a cue from her initial greeting, I replied,
"Hello Bronny! My name is Will! I am 27 in two weeks! Yes, it is a comic book for grown-ups. I love it because it makes me laugh! Would you like to have a look at it? Am I allowed to tell you that I love the way that the colour of your ribbons match your eyes?"
She looked at me very carefully for a few seconds before nodding her head as though she had made a decision before saying, "Yes! Thank you! My Mum chose them. She is 26! You have a VERY big penis! My Daddy's penis is not that big! He likes putting in Mummy's vagina but it doesn't fit very well since she had me which makes him very angry. He yells at her that loudly that I can hear him in my room - and he hits her; and says it is her fault! He makes us wear clothes that cover us all over so other men won't steal her from him! That is why I want a new Daddy!"
Wow! What could I say! Information overload!
I decided to change the subject!
I had just started to explain the characters in the 'Asterix' book when the bracelet she was wearing lit up.
"Mummy wants me!" Sticking out her hand she said, "It's been nice to meet you, Will!" I had time enough to shake her hand - once - before she shot off behind me.
By the time I turned around she was lost to sight!
I shrugged and began to mull over what had just happened! Realising that there was nothing I could do about it. I went back to my 'Asterix' and proceeded to get as lost as I could in it.
I am told (sarcastically) that one of my more endearing traits is that I 'zone out' when I am in deep thought! Now it was what saved me because I think that is where I must have been when I was again interrupted by Bronny's voice.
"Will, this is my Mum! Her name us Lynette; but you can call her Lyn! When I told her that your penis was easily two times as big and long as Daddy's, she asked where you were!"
I looked up to see two long, slim, well-toned legs that went all the way up to the most beautiful pussy I have ever seen - highlighted by a narrow landing-strip of almost blond pubic hair! As I watched; the puffy pink Labia were getting redder by the minute... and the clitoris became more prominent!
I was in heaven!
My cock was that hard that it hurt!
I looked up to see a pair of beautiful breasts standing proud - with nipples that looked as hard as pencil rubbers! Above them was a flushed familiar face; tongue was nervously licking the lips!
The eyes were not looking at me - they were firmly fixed on my cock!
We both simultaneously whispered, "Oh my God!"
Imagine my dilemma!
I had a very aroused, nude, smaller cup sized Heather Vandeven type body standing in front of me - staring very longingly at my cock... and I was on a public nude beach!
Worse than that! All the blood that had drained from my brain into my cock prevented me from remembering where I knew her from.
I stood and offered my hand! Her eyes jerked up and her hand seemed to hesitate between grabbing my cock and shaking my hand... my hand won!
But before our hands connected she got clobbered by this Indonesian looking bloke wielding what I learned later was a cane.... And she went down in a heap; her face covered in blood!
Bronny was screaming, "No, Daddy!"
I very quickly pushed him away and put myself between this crazy character who was screaming, "So this is your boyfriend! Harlot! Whore! How dare you humiliate me by prostituting yourself with this man in public!"
"Back off sunshine! I growled. "Pick on someone your own size! No decent person belts a defenceless women on my watch!" He whipped around and attacked me with his cane, screaming. "She is my wife! That gives me the right to punish her any way I see fit for treating me like this!"
Next thing I knew Butch had his ID stuck in this blokes face. "Police! Step back immediately!"
He didn't! He swung at Butch instead!