"This place is cold. It gives me the creeps."
Natalie Knockers was pacing back and forth on the white tiles of a very large living room floor. The ceiling stood some fifty feet above her, and she guessed that it probably went on for a mile.
Paula Swanson was sitting on a red couch, which appeared to be some sort of velvet, shaking her head at Natalie in disapproval.
"You didn't have to come, you know." She said.
Natalie laughed as she finally sat down opposite Paula. She gazed passed her and rested her chin on her hand.
"If only that were true..." Natalie replied.
"You could've at least changed, then." Paula said.
Natalie looked down at her hip hugging jeans and frilly pink top. The top had a large portion cut out around the collar like a v-neck, and it was encrusted with mock jewelry all the way around. The two straps holding it up looked as though they were on the verge of snapping in the wake of her heaving chest.
"She couldn't think any less of me than she already does." Natalie said, confidently.
Paula opened her mouth to speak, but was cut off as she heard the tapping of heels echo into the room. Natalie's eyes went wide and she quickly walked around the coffee table separating her from Paula. She sat down on the red couch, next to her friend.
Before long, a woman stood adjacent to them. She wore a white button up and smart blue blazer, along with a matching blue skirt. The blazer seemed to fit her comfortably, but the white top underneath looked to be struggling against her massive breasts.
She brushed some brown locks away from her face and fixed the dark rimmed glasses she wore before taking a seat across from the two other women.
"So glad the two of you could come..." She began.
She placed a manila folder on the table in front of her and peered at the two busty women, giving her an air of authority over them. She closed the deal by stealing a quick glance at her own huge rack, which was considerably bigger than Paula or Natalie's.
"Not at all, Evelyn," Paula said in response. "To what do we owe this honor?"
"Well, as I'm sure you know, I'm not here for myself."
"Of course." Paula replied.
"That being said," Evelyn continued. "It seems the person I'm here on behalf of has had a problem with the last batch you gave her."
"Oh!" Paula said, slapping her forehead in remembrance. "No need to say any more. I've long since corrected the problem. I can't believe I let this slip my mind. Too much going on in school, I suppose."
The three women laughed with friendliness.
"I see." Evelyn said. "Then I assume you know what I'm going to ask next?"
Paula looked over at Natalie, who simply turned her glance.
"Yes." Paula said, blinking as she turned back to the busty woman across from her. "I'm assuming two vials, as per usual?"
"Not exactly," Evelyn answered. "It seems she's had a bit of a change of heart."
The two women looked at each other in surprise.
"Oh?" Paula said.
"Yes." Evelyn said, fiddling with her glasses. "It seems she'll be needing ten vials of the stuff."
"Ten?!"
The two women sat up abruptly.
"I...I'm-"Paula stuttered as she struggled to find the right words. "I...I'm afraid I can't allow that. It's still in its testing phase. I'm afraid that any more than a few vials could have dire consequences."
Evelyn leaned back and crossed her arms.
"Did you not fix the problem?"
"I did." Paula stated. "I found that liquefying the substance increases its potency. It's much stronger than the last batch. But new problems have arisen."
Evelyn brushed her hair with her hand.
"Such as?" she asked.
"Well I...They're..." Again, Paula was struggling to find words. "They're yet to be known. But I still have much more testing to do before it's ready for such extensive use."
"Shall we settle on a compromise, then?" Evelyn asked.
Paula looked at her in intrigue.
"What did you have in mind?" she asked.
"Five vials." Evelyn said. "I think that would be enough to satisfy her needs while still giving you peace of mind."
"Well...I...I suppose." Paula said.
"Of course..." Evelyn continued. "There's still the off chance that she'll need more. In which case...."
Paula and Natalie were both looking at her intently. She had their undivided attention.
"Well. I think you know." She said.
Paula nodded in agreement.
Evelyn now sat up properly and turned to Natalie.
"Natalie..." she said.
"Yes?" Natalie replied.
"How goes our situation with the new hire?"
Natalie bit her lip as she struggled to answer the question. Fortunately, Paula answered it for her.
"Natalie had the, um...displeasure of experiencing him just a few days ago."
"Anything to report?" Evelyn asked, unsympathetically.
"No. No new news." Natalie stated confidently.
"Good." Evelyn said, clapping her hands together. "I won't lie to you, ladies. We were beginning to worry."
"Why's that?" Natalie asked, curiously.
"Well just for the sheer fact that he's still around." Evelyn said quickly. "And because..."
The two women leaned in; they were hanging on her every word.
Evelyn seemed to be struggling with this next statement.
"Because we were afraid there was something we had not accounted for."
"You mean, besides his wife?" Natalie asked.
"Yes." Evelyn stated.
"Well," Natalie said. "Sorry to disappoint, but everything is ship-shape."
"Mmm. Yes." Evelyn said, peering at Natalie over her glasses.
There was a brief moment of silence, but Evelyn finally broke it.
"That concludes our business for today, ladies." She said. "Meeting adjourned."
The two women said their goodbyes, and soon Evelyn was shutting the door after them.
* * * * * * * * * *
The light was on, but it was still dark as Coach Steven Blue opened his eyes. As the blackness faded and he became accustomed to the light, he remembered the last thing he had seen: two bras from two busty blonde teens falling towards him. He quickly reached up to his face and frantically searched his entire head. Across from him, he could see his own reflection in the mirror. After seeing how stupid and pointless this all was he stood up, leaned against his desk, and buried his face in his hands.
He was interrupted, however, by a knock on the door.
Just as he was about to shout for whomever it was to just walk in, the door opened and Samantha walked in anyway.
"I came to check on you." She said, closing the door behind her.
Coach Blue looked at her, and his eyes filled with anger. He stomped towards her and threw his hands out against the door, trapping Samantha between his bulky arms.
Samantha turned her head in fear as though she were about to be struck.
"You lied!" Coach Blue spat.
"I...I did not!" Samantha stuttered.
It was hard for Coach Blue to tell if Samantha was crying, or laughing. Either way, it pissed him off more.
"You said if I did this...this...this THING with you then I would have..."
He stopped as he realized how irrational that sounded.
"I never said that!" Samantha said calmly.
"You said that if I...that if me and you...and --oh my god- my wife? Oh my god..."
It was clear now. Samantha was laughing as she was pinned against the door. She was having a ball as she heard the words coming out of his mouth.
"You're a pig." She said. "But even pigs need it, and since I know how much you dislike your wife there's only one place you can get it!"
She was speaking as though her words were arrows and her mouth was launching them.
"Oh my god..." Coach Blue said, backing away. He was staring at his hands as though they were unfamiliar to him.
"Sooner or later you'll realize that you need me!" Samantha said. "And when you do you'll realize that bigger really is better...and not where you think it counts!"
Coach Blue almost stumbled over his own desk as his rear came into contact with it.
Samantha was laughing like a hyena as Coach Blue struggled to keep his composure.
"Look at you!" She laughed. "You thought you were gonna get it all, and instead you got me."
Her laughing now stopped and her eyes filled with tears. Her face reddened as she grew angry.
"YOU GOT ME!" she shouted in anger.
Coach Blue was scared. Not by the hideous woman that stood before him, yelling, but by the things he had done with her. And the things he had done with his wife...what had he been thinking?
"You got me..." Samantha continued, as she hung her head and swiped her hands across her face.
She raised her head and looked back at the coach as she dried her tears. She stared at his muscles and finely toned body...
"So..." she said, as her hand reached behind her and turned the door knob. "We're gonna have fun together. I suggest you drink lots of water."
Coach Blue only stared at her as she opened the door and backed out into the doorway.
"And get ready to saddle up." She said.
She licked her lips and stole one last glance at his hard body before closing the door for good, leaving Coach Blue to bask in disappointment.