Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away, one of my yoga instructors, let's call her Harmony, had parked right next to me in the parking lot. Harmony was tiny, especially compared to me. She couldn't have been taller than five feet (152 cm) nor heavier than 100 pounds (45 kg), had pale skin, dark brown eyes, and wore her long dark brown hair in a single braid for class. At around 30, she was 5-10 years older than me. She was absolutely striking in an indescribable way. It was not just her buoyant energy. It was that she looked into you and saw your soul. She didn't understand anything about most of what I did as a young techno-nerd, but from the moment she met me, I felt like she always knew me essentially better than I knew myself.
As I was getting into my car and she was getting into her car, she smiled sweetly at me and said, "I'll see you next time."
I, greatly encouraged, said, "I wish I didn't have to wait so long." I meant it as flirting, but it was plausibly deniable flirting, my only kind of flirting at the time, because I was a coward with women, and never wanted to risk offending them. I might be referring to the fact that she only taught a few classes a week at the time, and that she was such a good instructor, blah, blah, blah. I was looking right at her over the roof of my car and smiling, leaning over towards her on the roof of my car.
"You know what?" she said, "Come here, I want to show you something." I was hopeful and optimistic at this, because I am always hopeful and optimistic about a woman's invitation, except tempering that with that 95% of the time they wanted me to fix some techno-thing of theirs, a car thing, or a computer thing. I had that look.
As I walked around my car to her, she said, "Are you in a hurry?"
"No," I said, because at that point I was struck dumb by the sight of all of her head to toe as I rounded the car. She was not a spandex girl, but a cotton girl, with a t-shirt and shorts outside the studio, and Birkenstocks. It was my impression that she wore something different to teach class.
"Get in," she said, "I'll drive you."
Without a question, I squeezed into the passenger seat of her car. It was a tiny ancient Citroen, and I am 6'4" (193 cm) and a proportionate 250 pounds (114 kg), so I squeeze into everything, but this one especially so. Luckily I am flexible, so I was able to manage it with no permanent damage either to myself or to the vehicle. She whisked me away.
I didn't even ask where we were going. I just felt complete delight sitting next to her, watching her shift her wheezing ancient vehicle and listening to the hamsters raging in her engine compartment as the Citroen struggled up a hill. I felt like I'd been unexpectedly blessed, snuggled into her passenger seat, the lap belt tight around my waist, my head pressed against the windshield and roof of her tiny car. Her delicate wrists caught my attention. I found I was avoiding looking up at her, so I did. She was watching the road with an enigmatic smile on her face. "I like this," I said shyly and quietly.
We parked in some pinewoods near some wooden structures. She said they were making it an ashram and a Native American study center, and I nodded like I was interested in all that. Don't get me wrong, I wasn't uninterested in anything that interested her, it was just that 99.9% of my brain was delighting in that moment in watching her reel out this conversation about her living space to allay her own fears or shyness or something, and how damn cute she was doing it.
Nobody else seemed to be around. The tour led directly into her little bedroom tidily crammed with stuff and a small bed. She shut the door. She looked at me expectantly. She said, "You're a shy one," not disparagingly, but like an endearment, and pushed me down to sitting on the bed.
It was not a particularly sturdy bed. Then she straddled my lap, removed her ecology t-shirt, and stuffed the majority of one of her delightful little titties into my mouth. She was a B-cup by my reckoning, and her nipples were brown and as delicate as the rest of her. Both her nipples were pointy hard now, I could see and feel, as I had the other one in my fingers and was playing with it as well.
We stayed that way for a while, her humming a tune softly, like a lullaby. She asked, "Do you know how a baby suckles?" I shook my head no. She lifted off my t-shirt and threw it over her shoulder. Then she latched onto one of my man tits and started this unmistakable sucking and eating motion with her mouth. I giggled uncontrollably because it tickled. I'm very ticklish, especially when nervous. I was a quick study, and started doing that to her other one, taking pretty much her entire tit into my mouth. She breathed harder and more ragged like she loved it. After that, I switched back to the first one for a while.
If this was all she wanted to do on our "first date," I was happy to worship her titties the whole time. I wasn't a pushy lover in general, and especially not in this situation. I figured here's a woman who seems to know exactly what she wants, which is a blessing, and what she wants at the moment is me, another blessing. I was going to follow her lead, and in my proscribed play area, I was going to play and have fun and also bring her whatever joy, pleasure, and satisfaction I could.
Right when I had this philosophy of life all figured out in my head, she stood up on my lap, because she had great balance and I had a big lap. Standing on my legs, she took off her shoes, socks, and then shorts and panties at the same time. She did this with her butt right in my face, which was the best thing ever. "You like what you see?" she asked, because I had been quiet, mostly with a mouthful of tit, this whole time.
I said, "Yes, very much," and grabbed her by the hips and plunged my face and tongue between her ass cheeks, licking whatever I could reach. I couldn't quite reach the bottom of her puss with her standing up, but I got all of her ass, which tasted like her ass, but I loved it because it was hers. She spread her legs a little and bent forward in half. Her gratifyingly wet puss came immediately into range and I plunged my tongue into it and started licking all up and down the cute little thing and on her clit.
I grabbed my arms around her and hugged her so that she was bent literally in half, her front smashed against her legs, and I held her that way tightly through what sounded to me like a couple of orgasms. On the first one, she started shaking against my hold really hard, but she couldn't really move at all, and she squealed and then said, "Goddess!" right after. The second, she said, "Huh! Huh-huh-eeeah!" A moment or two after, she tapped my sides with with her hands, which I took to mean let her go, and I did. She climbed off my lap, grabbed me by the belt, and said, "May I?"
"Please, thank you," I said. Like other reasonably intelligent men under such circumstances, especially young men, I became a moron. She undid my pants, and with a little help from me, slid down my jeans and underwear. I was super hard, since this was the most erotic thing that had ever happened to me up to that point in my life. I was kicking off my shoes, and we both struggled with my socks, giggling. Then, with one hand gently holding me by the dick, she stroked my tummy like she was calming some great beast, which I suppose from her perspective she was, and she said, "Relax and lay back."
I did as she asked even as I realized that every cell of my body wanted to grab her and fuck her silly with no further delay. "Uhh, I want to..." I started, then I felt her mouth on my dick. I had never gotten a blowjob before really, because I'd made love to only two other women before this. I believe they had both tried it, and there had been teeth involved to the extent I was a little reluctant about the whole thing by this point. But this was a whole different thing. This was a master, or someone who could pass as one in my limited experience, and she was playing me like a brand new clarinet.