"Amy," I heard as I spun around looking for my best girlfriend. "Over here in the corner!"
I spotted Jenny jumping on the bench of a corner booth, waving frantically to be seen in the alcohol-fueled hustle of a Friday happy-hour hot spot. She made quite the scene, and certainly grabbed the attention of several attractive young men around her. You might wonder why a 26 year old young woman is jumping on a chair to be seen?? Understand that if Jenny stood tall, she MIGHT hit 5-2 and barely tips the scale at 100 pounds. Which is incredible considering she teaches an aerobics class three times a week, and is solid muscle and toned and super in-shape, and eats and drinks anything she wants. So, there she was, bouncing up and down on a booth bench in her stretchy yoga pants and crop top, long blonde ponytail flopping about, and not even her industrial-strength sports bra could keep her boobs from jumping around. So yes, all male eyes (and a few female) were glued to her. She had learned over the years how to stick out from the crowd!!
"Hey, great that you scored a booth," I said cheerfully as I pushed through the testosterone frenzy. "This place is such a zoo on a Friday. Brett's parking. So where's your fuck-toy Matt? I thought we all meeting here?"
"Matt and I broke up yesterday," Jenny said, suddenly losing her smile. "And we won't be getting back together, but I refuse to be sad. I want tonight to be fun for all of us!"
"O-M-G Jen, I am so sorry to hear that," I said in a sullen voice. "If there is ..."
"Just shut the fuck up and stop it!" Jenny laughed, cutting me off as some random guy helped her off the bench. "I am NOT going to be sad. I am going to party tonight. And as they say, the best way to forget about a man is to climb on top of another one."
"That's the spirit," I laughed back. "Bret and I will do our part to keep you partying tonight. And from the looks of things, there is plenty of riding stock already lining up for you!!"
"Yeah, this place is dripping with big juicy sausages already, and I do plan to find me a poking buddy or two tonight!" Jenny said way too loudly. "But I need to go to the bathroom. Already had three beers, so well on my way. Hope YOUR boy gets here soon!"
Just as Jen scurried away, my boyfriend of 4 years, Brett, tapped me on the shoulder. "Did I hear Jen screaming something about getting poked?" Brett laughed. "You should have seen the guys in this area react to that!!"
"Jen and Matt are done," I said quickly and firmly. "She wants to party and get laid."
"Oh, sorry to hear that," Brett said with a hard to contain smile. "But there is some super lucky dude out there tonight gonna get angry-break-up-sex with Jen. He body is smoking hot!"
Now I get that Jen is super hot, but I am no slouch in the looks department. Dark hair, eyes that are almost black, 5-5 and 145 pounds. And then toss in some perky 34C boobs and a nice little thigh gap, and I manage to turn heads too!
"Hey here's your big hunk of a boyfriend," Jen shouted at Brett as she jumped to give him a big hug. "Did you hear I'm single again and out to get laid tonight??"
"Sure did," Brett said, holding onto her butt a little too long. "And you can have any guy you want tonight!! Matt never appreciated how great your were."
"I swallowed way too much to get treated like that," Jen laughed. "If I knew he was gonna dump me, I would have spit a lot more!"
"Well, Matt messed up dropping you," Brett said flatly. "He will never find another one like you."
"I want one like him," Jen said to me as she pointed toward Brett, already slurring. "I like 'em tall and toned and athletic and blonde. Like Brett. And I really need a big dick. Really, really badly. And from what you've told me, Brett here's packing a really good one. So I want a guy like you have."
"The night is young, so I bet Brett and I can help you find a guy like that," I said with a smile, and blushing a little as I looked at Brett. "But you weren't supposed to tell Brett I think he has a big penis."
"But you did tell me, several times," Jen giggled. "It's over 7 inches, really thick, curves a bit to the left when hard, and it's not circumcised."
"Oh geez, I ..."
"You even drew me a life-size picture of it one night," Jen interrupted me in tears from laughter. "I kept it and showed it to Matt. He was so fucking jealous. He said there was no way it was that big. Claimed he had seen Brett's thingy in the gym shower."
Mercifully the next round of drinks came, and we moved to a new area of conversation. Now, Jen is one of my best friends, but I can still get a little twinge of jealousy when another girl starts commenting on Brett's equipment.
As loud as Jen was, I think every guy in this packed bar knew there was a hot drunk rebound girl at our booth. So the flood of drinks and guys just kept coming. After about an hour, none of the guys had yet to spark Jen's hormones, maybe because she got REALLY wasted. She is a tiny thing, and probably had 5 or 6 beers, and a couple shots. It was only 7, but we grabbed an Uber and we all went to Brett's place to crash.
Brett was pretty sober, so he walked to an Italian place a block away and got a ton of starchy heavy food. We all stuffed ourselves, and then crashed in Brett's living room. About 10 pm I woke up and heard the shower running, and Brett's and Jen's muted voices.
"What ya doing?" I asked softly as I leaned on the bathroom doorframe, startling Brett. He was in the bathroom, leaning against the cabinet as Jen showered. "I'm glad to see the curtain is closed, at least."
"Just keeping Jen company until you woke up," Brett said a bit sheepishly. "As soon as she's out you and I can jump in."
"There's plenty of room," Jen said as she opened the curtain a few inches and peered out. "And with the drought, we would be saving a lot of water!" Jen is not known for modesty, and she had most of one boob out for display.
I looked at Brett, expecting him to jump in and tell Jen he would wait, but instead saw him looking at me with these huge begging eyes, still wide from seeing just one of Jen's pink nipples. I just sighed and gave a teeny nod.
Brett was trying to be cool, but it wasn't working. He did very carefully remove my clothes first, and held back the curtain like a gentleman as I stepped into the shower. But it was not MY butt he was looking at as he opened the curtain. Brett stripped in about 3 seconds, and was soon standing between me and Jen. Everybody all nakey.
We all just stood, rather awkwardly, for about 20 seconds. Nobody daring to look down.
"Sorry Amy," Jen said smiling. "I gotta check IT out for real."
"Go for it. Right now it's as big as it gets," I said rather dryly as I looked at it. "Hope I didn't over-hype it." I grabbed a bar of soap and started lathering up my hands.
"Holy shit," Jen gasped. "I think you UNDER sized it!! You lucky bitch. That thing is PERFECT!"
"It is perfect," I said as Brett blushed. "And I like to keep it all smoothly shaved. Makes all those inches feel even better.
I moved Brett out of the water stream as my soapy hands gently cupped Brett's balls, and then slipped up his shaft, distributing the lather over his entire groin. I took a razor off the shower shelf, knelt down, and carefully shaved all around the shaft while Jen looked on breathlessly.
"You ever shave a guys junk," I asked softly. "It is such a huge turn on for me."
"I never have," Jen almost whispered. She knelt down next to me and was looking at me as I worked the razor and check the smoothness up and down the full length. "But I want to."
"You can shave his balls," I said with a shy smile. "Just hold them firmly and shave all around them."
Brett's knees shook and wobbled, and he let out a barely audible "oh fuck."
I handed the razor to Jen, and she carefully held his sack with one hand, and worked the razor with the other. She really took her time, and seemed to enjoy doing it as much as I do.
"Is this good?" Jen asked as she set the razor on the shelf. "I am afraid I will cut Brett if I do much more."
I ran my hand around his balls and smiled. "Good job, girl," I said honestly. "Your testicle-shaving skills are excellent!"
Jen beamed. "Thanks," she said proudly. "Those balls are the perfect size for my hands!"