I giggled to myself, got clean, and remembered to clean my vagina inside with a wet finger the way John had always done for me. My entrance was a little raw (as usual), so I put some Vaseline in and on my pussy after I was dry.
I was about to go back to bed when I realized that I was totally awake and would never be able to go right back to sleep. I put my robe on and went out into the den.
If I went back to bed right now, I'd just toss around and wake John up. He probably wouldn't appreciate that, so I'll sit out here for a little while until I get sleepy again.
I sat in John's big chair, and I was so small in it that I could sit with my legs straight out, like it was a lounge chair. He had left quite a bit of Grand Marnier in a snifter on the table next to the chair. I was pretty sure he wouldn't want me making a drink with alcohol for myself, but I didn't think he would mind if I drank some of his leftovers. I thought the alcohol would make me sleepy, I had developed quite a fondness for the sweet, orangy, burning taste of the Grand Marnier, but I could only take tiny sips at a time. I felt a little guilty about drinking alcohol without John there, but not much. I decided it was just to help me sleep and John would never know about it.
I got the TV remote and surfed through the channels, but there wasn't much on besides old movies and an infommercial for stuff to cure hemorrhoids. I went to the cabinet where John had shown me he kept about a hundred videotapes of various things. On the bottom shelf were about a dozen porno movies. I had never heard of any of them, but there some old ones like 'Deep Throat', 'The Devil in Miss Jones', 'The Green Door', and a bunch of others. I looked at the dates, and they were all made before I was born.
It's hard to picture people doing that so long ago. I feel like John and I invented sex.
One was hand labeled 'Misc' in John's printing, so I decided to try that one. I felt kind of guilty, that I really shouldn't be watching that stuff, but not guilty enough to not do it.
The tape had only been rewound about half way, so I just started where it was. It was fascinating, so I sat and watched people having sex without sound. I didn't think audio would have added much to the show, anyway. I had watched one of Dad's porno movies when I was about twelve, and the people doing it in John's movie were different than the ones in Dad's, but they were doing the same things.
I'm experienced now, and I've done the things they're doing. Well, some of the things. I wouldn't do it with anyone but John, though, and I sure wouldn't even do it with him if someone was watching and using a video camera. Imagine what Dad would think if he rented a porno movie at Blockbuster Video and saw his precious daughter as the star of the show! He wouldn't need the Emergency Room, they'd just take him straight to the mortuary!
There were two very pretty ladies wearing lots of makeup on a big bed kissing and feeling each other, and I didn't like that much. I decided to watch it, though, because I thought I might learn something.
The nuns would be proud of my pursuit of learning. I suppose I could turn it off if I don't like it, but this is interesting.
Those ladies don't have any pubic hair, just like me. I wonder if that's natural or if they shave it.
. They seemed to like what they were doing to each other, but I was pretty sure they were just acting. Then one of them started using one of those vibration things that John had shown me in the store and told me some women liked a lot. This wasn't the same as the one I'd seen, though; it was a lot bigger.
One of the women got up and left and there was just the one on the bed with the vibration thing. She was either a really good actress or she liked it a lot. She finally was driving that big thing in and out of her pussy as fast as she could, like it was a penis, and her mouth was wide open like she was yelling. I turned up the sound, and she really was yelling, but the sound didn't match the movements of her mouth. The sound track was fake, and the music was terrible, so I hit the 'mute.'
The next scene had a really skinny lady with a very unattractive man. She had big boobs that didn't bounce at all when she moved and were much too big for such a thin person. I decided they must be those implant things all my friends talked about. The man was fat, had a very ugly face, long greasy hair that stuck out like a fright wig, two chins, needed a bra, and was covered with thick, black hair, like a bear or a gorilla. He even had hair on his back and butt. It was
gross. I wouldn't want to be in the same room with that guy, let alone naked in the same bed with him.
He also had a
huge
penis. I mean really, really big. It was about the same size around as my wonderful Herman, but it was half again as long.
I sure wouldn't want that thing anywhere near me. Especially attached to such an ugly, hairy guy. I'm glad John's penis is just the size it is. I've learned to take it comfortably, but he can still hurt me if we aren't careful. I think it's just the right amount too big for me. Yeah, a penis should be a little too big for a vagina. I love the feeling of being really full of John. It stretches me, and do I ever love that stretching! I even like a little battering, as long as we don't go too far. The penis on that hairy guy is just scary. I guess if John had one like that I'd have to learn to take it, but I think it would hurt every time we made love. There sure wouldn't be any of that wonderful hard fucking that I love so much. That thing would really break something up inside me.
The woman sat on the bed and started sucking the hairy guy's big penis while he stood in front of her. It was the only part of him that wasn't covered with black hair. As if he wasn't already hairy enough, he even needed a shave.
I did exactly the same thing to John in the same position about twelve hours ago. It doesn't look like she's doing anything I can't. I bet she doesn't love that hairy guy the way I love John, though. He even looks like his penis wouldn't be clean and would taste bad. Yuck!
After a while, the lady took that penis all the way out of her mouth and looked at it like she had never seen one before. Then she opened really wide and slid her mouth over and took it deeper and deeper until the
whole thing was in her mouth!
Her nose was right in the guy's pubic hair and her chin was pressed against his testicles.
I know that's not possible. John's penis isn't nearly as big as that one, and I don't think I can get much more than half of it in my mouth. I guess they can do anything with special effects and editing in the movies.
After she sucked him for a while, she turned around on the bed on her hands and knees. The fat, hairy guy was still standing on the floor as he slid his penis into her.
Wow, she must have a really big vagina. They didn't even need any of that Astrostuff or Vaseline for lubrication. Maybe she put some inside her before they started. She didn't even get any foreplay.
Then he started pumping that huge penis in and out like he was trying to hurt her. It wasn't really erotic, because he seemed to be trying to hurt her more than give her pleasure.
I'm really lucky to have John for a lover. He would never try to hurt me, just make me feel good. That hairy guy is really gross! My lover has a much nicer and more reasonably sized penis. He also has a nice body, isn't covered with hair, and is very good looking. I wonder why people in these movies never kiss. I don't think making love would be nearly as wonderful without John's kisses. I wouldn't let that fat, hairy guy even close to me, let alone kiss me. He looks like he would have bad breath, too. Yuck!
After a while, the hairy guy pulled his penis out of the woman, slapped her on the behind with it a few times, then
stuck that huge thing right into her... well... her anus.
She didn't seem to mind, though, and she even pushed back like she was trying to get more of it into her. The camera moved in close, and there was no doubt where that penis was.
My God, that thing must be tearing her apart! How can they possibly pay anyone enough money to to that? Can't she get a regular job? She must be abnormally huge in her... bottom.
The hairy guy finally pulled his penis out of the lady's bottom. She turned around and sat on the bed, took hold of it, and started sliding her hand up and down it really fast. Whenever she pulled her hand up to the top of it, there was some extra loose skin that pulled forward to cover the head of his penis.
John's isn't like that. I've stroked his penis just that way, and there's no extra skin to cover up the head. I've got to ask him about that.
The lady finally made the fat hairy guy have an orgasm with her hand. She opened her mouth really wide and stuck out her tongue way out, like she wanted him to do it in there, but her aim wasn't very good. The first gusher went right into her eye, and she made a face to show she didn't like that. Then it got all over her face and in her hair. She didn't look like she was very happy at all about the whole thing. I could have told her that if she wanted him to do it in her mouth, she should keep it in there, otherwise it gets all over the place. I had learned that the hard way the first time I ever made John come. When the hairy guy was finished, she actually took that big, dirty penis into her mouth and sucked it.
I can't believe that! That thing was in her... uh... bottom, then she put it in her mouth! Yuck! Totally grrrOSS! That's really disgusting. I'm sure they must have done it with special effects or editing or something, but it's still gross.
I turned off the TV because I was disgusted with what that lady had done. I was getting sleepy, but I was also kind of hungry. I thought something sweet would taste really good. I knew John had a stash of candy bars in the fridge, so I had a Heath Bar (my favorite), a Baby Ruth, and a box of Milk Duds along with a big Coke. I was nice and full after that, and I drank the rest of John's Grand Marnier. I'd drunk more of that stuff than John had ever given me, and I could feel it. It felt good, made me sleepy, and I was ready to be naked in a nice comfy bed with my big, warm lover. I turned out the lights and went down the hall and into the bedroom. I sort of felt my way to the bed as quietly as I could and slid very carefully under the covers and nestled my front against John.
He was laying on his back, snoring quietly. I snuggled up to him and put my hand on his stomach and found Herman lying there. Much to my surprise, he was as big and hard as if we had been making love!
What's John doing with an erection when I'm in the other room? He isn't even awake! Herman, what have you been doing while I was gone?
