The Yoni And The Lingam 9
This series consist of a number of stories, but they are not "stand alone" chapters. I strongly advise you to read from Chapter One if you haven't already done so, otherwise the series may not make a lot of sense. Just imagine opening a book at page 169 and trying to figure out what came before.
After meeting Maya's women's group for the first time at the local Hindu temple it had proven so successful that we'd ran out of time and I had been invited back the following week too. That second night I went back to meet with them was another great night, and just as successful as the first. More so in some ways because it introduced me to even more of her lovely friends, and they reacted very like the ladies had done on the first night. They had come forward in significant numbers to verify for themselves that I was indeed the, 'Keeper Of The Sacred Lingam.' The verification process was very pleasurable for me, and also for those unsuspecting seekers after truth.
There was however an unexpected bonus, because there were two women present that evening visiting from another temple, and they had spoken to Maya afterwards about me coming to give a talk to their women's group. It meant that I would have to travel to another city, and stay overnight, but they would pay me a fee for my time, plus accommodation and travel expenses.
I found the idea very exciting and I wanted to go, so my ever helpful and faithful Maya took charge once more and arranged everything. She co-ordinated my free time with the dates the other temple group offered, negotiated a good fee and made the arrangements for travel and accommodation.
At one of our little get togethers Maya and I were talking, yes hard to believe perhaps, but we did talk sometimes! It wasn't all, 'Wham, bang, thank you ma'am,' we had become good friends as well as lovers, and sometimes we even met in public where no hanky-panky was possible. Is that purely a UK expression? Hanky-panky? It just means 'fooling around,' sexually.
Anyway, we were sitting at a secluded table in a small café not far from where I lived talking 'business,' and specifically with reference to my 'booking,' at the other Hindu temple. They were paying me a very good fee, and Maya was anxious that we should get ourselves more, 'together,' the talk better organised. She thought that I wouldn't get away with just talking informally as I had been doing now that we were charging a fee. I'd have to structure my talks a bit more, rather than just throwing a few facts, assertions and hints out there.
The basic 'story,' was wonderful and amazing she thought, but we should maybe work on the presentation a bit more and the order in which I released the information so it flowed more smoothly. We didn't need to add anything that wasn't true, she suggested, the story itself was amazing enough already. It must retain all the elements of the truth without embellishment, but just 'present,' it better. I agreed with her entirely, and so we made some notes.
She also told me that if news of this spread, as she thought it eventually would because women talk despite being sworn to secrecy. I may well be asked to talk to many more women's groups, and at the last count there were over one hundred and eighty Hindu temples in the UK. Not that we required a temple to give the talks she added. With the right, insider network we could do this over and over. Then of course, she added, there's the whole world out there just waiting and hoping for something like this. Europe, India, The USA, Canada, Australia, and her list went on and on. It was all a bit overwhelming for me.
Well, I don't know,' I said, unsure of it all. 'Let's just get this first booking under our belts and see how it goes from there.
'Okay, I think that's best too. So, you'll get all this sorted out in your head and get it down on paper?' she queried, and I confirmed that I would.
Guys, you know what women are like. They always have to check to see that we've actually been listening. Don't be too hard on them, it's our own fault for
not
listening most of the time. We've trained them to be like this, it's our own fault.
'Another thing,' she explained. 'You
have
to get this done because try as I might, I may not always be there. What if one of your bookings clashes with my work, or if I was ill, or for whatever reason? You'd be doing this on your own, so you'll have to prepare an introductory speech, to introduce yourself before you get into the story proper.' I nodded in agreement.
'How about if you write a short passage of what
you