Before I continue, I realise that I had omitted to mention the fact that I am left-handed. Whilst not uncommon, it's something I take for granted but in this particular episode, it is important. Think about it!
A right handed man will generally feel a woman's left breast first, whereas a leftie will fondle her right one! A rightie will usually sit/lie to the right of a woman, whereas a leftie would be to the left. A rightie will cock his right leg, whereas a leftie cocks his left leg.
Conversely, because of these positions, a woman tends to use her left hand to hold a rightie's penis, though she would normally be right handed herself. For a leftie, the woman tends to use her stronger right hand! Subtle differences to be aware of.
To continue, in February 1985 I moved to my new job in Salford, a bit nearer home, but I still managed to get my own small terraced house to live in. As April arrived I was sent on a detailed technical course held in Birmingham. This is where I met...
THE FIT WOMAN (1985 ~ 25)
The course was two weeks long starting on the Monday. I arrived in the hotel late Sunday about 9pm and after checking in and unpacking went to the bar for a drink. It was about 9:30pm when I first saw her, coming out of the restaurant and going to the lift. I thought she looked "a stunner".
At breakfast I saw her again, still looking "hot". The third time was coming out of the hotel and getting into a taxi. The fourth time, no less, was in the foyer of the conference facility as we both checked in. I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw her in the same training room as I entered. I just had to go and speak to her, so I walked over to the seat next to her.
"Excuse me" I said "You won't believe it but I've followed you from the hotel to here and we're on the same course! Now that's got to be spooky. My name's Joe, by the way." as I sat down next to her.
"Helene", she replied, in a very slightly French tinged accent "and I did notice you being in the same places as me!"
We casually chatted until the course started, when we had to introduce ourselves. It came round to Helene.
"My name is Helene DuBois, I work for an Anglo-French financial institution. I was born in Belgium but my parents moved across the channel to Kent when I was about 11. I attended Queen Mary College in London studying Economics and International Commerce. I run daily and I am keen supporter of Tottenham Hotspur."
I listened, almost amazed, then it was my turn. "This may sound a little like deja-vu! My name is Joe Barker, I work for an electrical engineering components company. I'm originally from Preston, but when I was very young my family moved a whole 20 miles up the road towards Blackburn. I thought about going to QMC to study computer science but went to Leeds instead. I also run daily and have supported Blackburn Rovers for as long as I can remember."
During the break we spoke again, particularly about our experiences at our differing universities. It turned out Helene was a year ahead of me. As we ended the day's session, we shared a taxi back to the hotel. I asked if she would like to go running before the evening meal, and she agreed, saying we'd meet outside. Having got changed into my running gear, I went down to find Helene dressed in tight lycra leggings and top. I could even see the gap between her legs, they were that tight! The leggings I meant.
"That's not fair", I said, "You look stunning and I look like a tramp."
"When you've got style!" she retorted.
"Flaunt it," I answered, "but I can run faster!!" then set off running.
She chased and caught up with me as I slowed for her. We ran for about 30 minutes and agreed to eat together after we'd showered and changed. Tuesday and Wednesday we breakfasted and shared a taxi, worked together in a team on the course and ran before sharing an evening meal.
On the Wednesday night conversation at the meal turned to football and a semi-heated debate about the season so far and the relative chances of Blackburn and Tottenham. Finally, in a determined voice, she said, "With the form Falco is in they stand as much chance of winning the League as you have of... of bonking Christie Brinkley. No chance."
"Mmmm. Right. So a shag's out of the question then?" I quipped.
"Only on Holy Days", she replied quickly.
"I'll have to check my diary and get back to you!" I answered.
"Good. Let me know when you do." she answered back. I wasn't sure if that was a come-on or not! We finished eating and had a drink or two before retiring to do some more course work.
That night as I was getting undressed for bed, I couldn't help but think about Helene, her body and the semi sort of flirting that was going on between us. I was as horny as hell. I hadn't brought Cunty, so I pulled two of the pillows to the end of the bed and folded them over. I put a condom on my aching erection and slipped it in between the fold of the pillows. I fucked that pillow, thinking of Helene with her legs splayed wide. Soon I was ready to shoot my load, which I did with knee shuddering delight. I slept well satisfied, but woke up to another stiff appendage. I just pulled away slowly, thinking again of Helene, until I ejaculated over my stomach. The shower beckoned.
Thursday evening we ran before the meal as we had previously. When I came down for the meal, I was stunned to see her walk in dressed in a snug fitting catsuit.
"You'll have to stop doing this," I said.
"What?" Helene queried, feigning innocence.
"Making me look like a tramp!" I replied.
"Sorry," she answered, "I thought you might like the outfit."
"Believe me," I said back, maybe a little too eagerly, "I most certainly do!"
It was difficult to keep my eyes off her breasts while eating, the nipples on the end of her round breasts were obvious. After the meal, Helene said she fancied a walk. So off we went around the area of the hotel but shortly she said she felt a little cold. I took off my jumper to put it on her as we walked back. By the time we got back I too felt cold and suggested a drink of tea or coffee to warm up. I suggested my room rather than the bar area. Helene agreed.
When we got to my room, I went to put the kettle on for some tea and coffee. Helene started to take off my jumper but it got caught somehow. I looked at the back of her neck, where her catsuit had a catch and zip. It was caught in the hook of the catch. So I took the label from my jumper off the hook, leaving the catch intact. She then went to the toilet. The kettle had boiled when she finally came out and put her handbag on the small table.
"My turn" I said as I too went to the toilet. As I came out of the bathroom, Helene was sat on the side of the bed.
"As it's your room I thought you should have the chair!", she said.
I said, "OK", then brought over the tea and coffee, adding "Get your hands round that, it'll warm them up."
"That's one thing", she said, "that I can't stand on me. Cold hands."
I wasn't too sure what to think about her comment. We chatted lightly until I took the empty cups away.
"By the way," she said, "did you check your diary because looking at mine, there are no Holy Days this week."
"I didn't, but I suppose that answers that question then, don't you think?" I replied, quickly recalling her answer to my
"A shag's out of the question"
quip!
"It does," was her firm response, which I took as a positive indicator to make a move. I walked forwards, stopping before her and holding out my hand to pull her up to stand beside the bed. As I did, I put my left hand up to brush a strand of her hair from the side of her face, saying,
"You look much nicer with your hair off your face," keeping my hand there.
"Thank you for saying so." she answered.
I edged into her and gently pulled her face to mine. We kissed, my tongue deep inside her mouth. Keeping my left hand on the side of her face my arm dropped so that my elbow rubbed against her breast. I rolled my elbow, then moved my hand slowly to her neck and down to her right breast, which I palmed gently. As I did, Helene's kiss remained deep, her breathing hot, and with my hand now massaging her firm breast, she lifted both her arms above my shoulders. Momentarily, I moved my arms, my right arm around her to the bottom of her back, my left hand to the back of her neck near the catsuit catch and zip. The catch was open! I knew it wasn't before she went to the bathroom!! Pulling the zip down slowly, I took it all the way down to just above her buttocks, then moved my left hand inside to the flesh of her back. There was no bra! Though that was obvious anyway.
Still kissing deeply, my left hand roamed around her back slowly moving down to finally push my hand across to cup her left buttock. There were no knickers either! Enflamed, I pushed my right hand to the flesh of her back as well. Slowly, I brought both hands up her back to her shoulders, reaching over them to pull the top of her catsuit towards me. She moved her arms forward to ease herself out of it. The top dropped between us, and looking into her eyes, my hands cupped both her firm and yet soft breasts. Now she pulled off my polo shirt, so that we were now kissing, flesh to flesh, chest to breast. After a moment, I moved my hands down her back to her hips, where the catsuit was hanging. I pulled back slightly and pushed the sides down. Without breaking the kiss, she kicked it off her feet. Then, just before I was going to lay her on the bed, she eased out of the kiss and looking into my eyes she undid my belt, unzipped my jeans and pushed them down.
As she went to lie back onto the bed, I kicked off my jeans, underwear and socks then lay beside her. She lay to my right and I to her left. My left hand cupped her breast as I resumed kissing her, with my erection now well under way. I rolled my hand around both breasts, then palmed my hand to her stomach and around her waist to her hip. From there I slid gently towards her pubic area. To my great surprise, it was shaven and smooth as silk.