Prologue
I entered Federico's a few minutes after eight in the evening. The place was fairly crowded, as usual. I greeted Henri, the maitre`d, and he showed me to a table.
"Harry," I said, "Jack is coming, too. Show him over when he gets here."
"Of course, Mr. deFrame."
I ordered drinks for both of us when the waiter came over, but was surprised when Jack came in. He was with another man. Jack introduced him as John Wilson, and they both sat down. When the waiter returned, Jack ordered Wilson a drink. "I asked you to come tonight to introduce you to John." said Jack, by way of breaking the ice.
"Oh? A business proposition, Mr. Wilson?" Jack had introduced several potential business associates to me this way. Some had worked out and some hadn't. I returned the favor when I could. Jack and I go way back.
"Um, not precisely," replied Wilson. He had a faint English accent.
Before he could elaborate, a waiter approached the table. "Excuse me, Mr. James, a phone call for you."
Jack pushed himself away from the table and stood. "Probably something at the office," he said, and left.
I turned back to Wilson. "Should we continue? Or wait for Jack to return?"
"It might be best to continue on. In truth, I asked the waiter to call Jack away. Our talk should be private."
"Really?"
"Quite. I think you'll agree shortly."
"So?" I was simultaneously intrigued and wary. Certainly this was an unusual approach.
"I think I should start by telling a story. I suspect you might find some interesting points to this, um, story.
"There once was a young man. Let's call him Tim. Tim was a very bright young man, and of course, went to a very good college. In college, he learned quite a bit of electronics, and this eventually led him to a very nice job with a rather large computer firm. IBM, I think.
"Well, anyway, Tim was a very ambitious fellow. Despite a rather tiring schedule doing research for the large computer firm, he managed to go to school nights and earned another degree or two. A very bright young man, as I said."
"Quite," I said dryly.
"Yes. Now, as I said, Tim was very bright and ambitious. He had a very good idea for a new type of computer chip, but his bosses at the large computer firm didn't want to take the obvious and large risks to develop the chip. So Tim decided to do it on his own. He quit his job and started his own company. It took years of grinding, back breaking work, long hours, tight money. Several times he thought of just chucking it all in. But he succeeded. Today, Tim's firm is the industry leader in it's field, and Tim is considered the hottest man in the business."
"A real Horatio Alger," I said through clenched teeth.
"Indeed. But Tim has a problem. And it's a problem with a solution. You see, Tim has difficulties with women. He married right out of college, to his college sweetheart. But she had different dreams and hopes than he did. The long hours at the big computer company, and then worse, the longer hours and lack of security when Tim started his own company, broke her love for him. She divorced him after almost a decade of marriage. Then the poor fellow married again, but discovered that his wife was more interested in his money than in him.
"Now, you can see Tim's problem. Twice burned, twice shy. He can never know whether a woman is attracted to him or to his wallet. Or that a woman will stay, what with his work and schedule. So Tim, now in the prime of his life, and for the first time with the time and money to pursue a more leisurely schedule, now has no one to share his new freedoms."
"I certainly hope there is a moral to this story," I bit out.
"Oh, yes. In fact a most happy ending. For Tim had a most devoted friend. A friend who had known him for more than twenty years, through thick and thin. And the friend put him in contact with an acquaintance of his. And the acquaintance had a solution to the problem. The acquaintance was associated with the Wilkerson Institute. And the Wilkerson Institute arranged for Tim to meet a lovely young lady, and all of Tim's desires were satisfied by her."
"Uh, huh." This was intriguing, in a painful and very personal way. "Did Jack ever mention to you, my first name is Timothy? Or that I used to work for IBM, and now own a computer chip company?"
"What? Really? What an astounding coincidence!," said Wilson. A two year old wouldn't have believed him. "Have you been married twice, also?"
I gave him a semi-amused smile, raising an eyebrow at him in the process.
"My heavens. The perhaps the Wilkerson Institute can help you as well!"
"And just what is the Wilkerson Institute?," I asked.
"Quite simply, the Wilkerson Institute trains young ladies in all the arts necessary to satisfy it's patrons. We are the finest establishment in the world at providing such training."
"What do you mean, all the arts?"
"Precisely that. All the arts."
"Including..."
"Exactly."
This took me back. I flopped back in my chair and drained my glass. I simply stared at Wilson, until I was brought back to the table when the waiter placed a fresh drink in front of me. What in the world was this? A high class pimping operation? An escort service? Hookers? Electronic dating? I drained the fresh drink and leaned forward again.
"What do you mean..," I started.
"Please, allow me to explain," interrupted Wilson.
I nodded assent. I didn't trust myself to talk.
"First, a potential patron visits the Wilkerson Institute for a week's rest and relaxation. The Institute is located in the beautiful Yucatan. A truly lovely setting. We have a large, beautiful campus, much like a deluxe resort. Large luxurious suites, world class cuisine, golf, swimming, nearby nightclubs. And while there, the patron has the opportunity to meet numerous students with the potential to meet his specific needs. The patron will receive expert assistance in such selection, with Mr. Wilkerson personally overseeing such assistance. Ultimately, a student will enter into a long term relationship with the patron."
So far, it sounded somewhat interesting. But, there had to be some buts. "I can assume that this, um, what did you call it, Wilkerson Institute? That this Wilkerson Institute is not doing this from the goodness of their hearts?"
"Well, no, not really. As you can imagine, such a setting, and such training and selection, do carry an overhead." He took a gold pen from his pocket and wrote a number on a napkin. He slid the napkin over to me. "This would cover the initial appraisal week in Mexico. And, of course, it would be applied to the total package, if a student proved suitable."
I looked at the napkin. While, I didn't faint or scream, I think my eyes bugged out. "This is a rather large figure," I protested.
"Not really. It's not considerably more than a luxury cabin for two on a deluxe cruise to Europe."
"Perhaps not, but I'm not taking two. If I was, we wouldn't be having this conversation."
Now it was Wilson's turn for a wry smile. But the smooth bastard was prepared. "No, you aren't going with a companion. Instead, you'll have literally dozens of companions, all young, attractive, eager, and talented. I can guarantee you'll have the time of your life." Wilson looked up and nodded towards the bar. I turned and saw Jack stand and head our way. I turned back to Wilson, who was reaching into his suit jacket. He pulled out a business card and slid it across the table.
"I think I will take my leave for the moment. Please take a little time to think my proposal over. You can reach me at any time."
He stood smoothly, and shook my hand and then Jack's, and was gone. Jack plopped down into his seat and picked up his menu.
I reached across the table and slapped the menu down. "Jack, if you weren't my best friend, I'd rap you upside your head with a two-by-four. You should have given me some idea of what you were up to."
Jack gave a hearty laugh. "And if I had, would you have come?"
"Well, no, of course not!"
"The ends justify the means." He laughed again. "That'll teach you to go to a Jesuit run college."
I just looked at Jack. We had been roommates then. After college, Jack had gone to law school. I was his first client when he hung up his shingle. He had been best man at both my weddings. I could never stay angry at the fat lug for long. He looked back and smiled. I smiled. Then I grinned. Then we were both laughing, long and loud. Several people at nearby tables stared until we calmed down.
"Where the hell did you find this character?," I asked.
"He is a bit much, don't you think?," Jack said. "I think the English accent has gone to his head."
"Quite, old chap!," I said in a mock British cant. We laughed again.
"You could say that a friend of mine introduced us years ago."
That caught me short. "Huh? You?"