I wasn't happy.
I really didn't want to be there.
I had been looking forward to my cousin John's wedding for some time, but on the previous afternoon my girlfriend of several years standing had dumped me.
Being dumped was bad enough, all I wanted to do was bury myself in misery, but a wedding reception was definitely the worst possible place to be under the circumstances.
I was surrounded by couples, all of whom seem to be deliriously happy and having a wonderful time.
I seemed to be the only single person in the place.
The reception was in a very beautiful country hotel and my main thought as the reception wore on was how soon I could escape to the room I had been unable to cancel without appearing to be impolite.
After the dinner had been eaten, the speeches had been spoken and the dancing had begun I picked up a drink from a waiter and wandered out onto the patio to escape from the happiness surrounding me.
I had been standing staring morosely at the beautiful, manicured lawns surrounding the hotel for several minutes when I suddenly became aware of what sounded like someone sobbing.
I looked around but couldn't see anyone.
I listened more closely and realised that it seemed to be coming from over the edge of the patio.
I wandered to the edge and looked over.
One of the bridesmaids was sitting on a bench on the edge of the lawns, her shoulders hunched and her head bowed.
Her sobs had died away now to the point of being inaudible and I would have probably decided I was imagining things had it not been for the utter dejection of her posture.
I then noticed that her shoulders moving and decided after a few more moments of observation that it was likely that although she was now silent she was probably still crying.
I doubted whether she would appreciate company under the circumstances, but my own depression combined with wanting to avoid the scenes of happiness back inside the main room made me decide me to wander down the short staircase and join her on the bench.
The bench flexed as I sat down and she must have noticed that someone had joined her, but she didn't look up.
I waited and after a few minutes I said, "I don't want to intrude, but are you all right?"
She continued to ignore me.
I waited a bit longer in silence and then stood up. "I guess you'd rather be left in peace. I will respect that, but before I go is there anything I can get for you?"
There were a few more moments of silence before she raised her head up out of her hands.
She didn't turn towards me but stared down at the lawns. Her tears had ruined her makeup, but I recognised her as probably the prettiest of the three bridesmaids. She gave a deep sigh and then said, "Sorry, but not only has my boyfriend just told me he's breaking up with me, but he did it by messaging me -- he didn't even have the decency to tell me face to face."
I waited a moment and then said, "That's tough. I can definitely sympathise. I was chucked by my ex-girlfriend yesterday. That's why I'm out here rather than back inside dancing."
She looked at me sceptically and I could see she was wondering whether this was just a pickup line of some form.
Suddenly her expression cleared and she said, "you're John's cousin aren't you?"
I nodded and said, "Yes, I'm Dean, Hi".
She sort of grimaced and then said, "Hi Dean, I'm Mary. Julie told me about it, I'm sorry"
I returned the grimace as I shrugged my shoulders and said, "Word gets around I see. Well, it happens."
I waited in silence for a few moments again and then she said, "We can be miserable together if you want, I just didn't really feel in the mood for one of the happy couples to try to cheer me up."
Giving her a rueful smile of thanks I lowered myself back down onto the bench.
Once again a few moments passed in silence and then she said, "We had an argument last night but when he wasn't here for the start of the wedding I just assumed he was late. When he still wasn't here at the start of the reception I was starting to worry about him. I sent him a message during the speeches asking him if he was okay. He just replied saying that he had meant everything he said when we argued last night and that he didn't want to see me again. Can you believe that?"
I wasn't sure how I should respond so I simply said, "I'm sorry, that must have been really rough."
She continued looking out over the lawns and then said, "and then I thought about the things he had been saying about me last night - and that's when I just had to come out here."
She sat in silence for a moment longer and then she said angrily, "The bastard called me a boring stick insect."
Not knowing her I had no idea whether or not she was boring, but I decided I could in all honesty address the second part of his insult so I said, "I can't imagine what inspired him to call you a stick insect. What I can see is very beautiful and very shapely."
She turned to me and this time it was she grinned ruefully.
I carried on, "My ex just suddenly decided after almost five years that we were incompatible. We had the occasional argument but she had never indicated that there were any real problems. Then yesterday she just suddenly announced out of the blue that she had found someone with whom she was really compatible. No explanation of how we were incompatible or how she was more compatible with the new guy. No mention of love or emotion, just compatibility. That was it, no discussion just goodbye."
Mary nodded in sympathy and then looking out of the lawn again she said, "I think I would have preferred it if our argument had simply been about compatibility. He also called me a nerd and he said I was plain and ..." her voice faded as she seemed unable to complete the sentence.
I reached out and laying a hand gently on her shoulder said "Well, you certainly are not boring me" she turned to look at me and I continued, " and he must have a very strange concept of beauty if he thinks that someone who looks so lovely could be called plain."
She continued looking at me and then after a few moments of silence she said, "he also called me a frigid bitch."
The way she said it made it sound like a challenge.