"You're traveling through another dimension.
A dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind.
A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of the imagination.
Next stop, The Twilight Zone."
"Big deal." Leonard yawned and hit the remote control button. "Some guy sees a monster on the wing of the plane." The television did not respond to his command so he sat up, aimed and pushed the button again. "Show me an average, ordinary guy who turns into a sex god for a day and gets to fuck every hot chick he wants and
then
I'll be interested."
The television turned off and, at the same moment, Leonard felt a strange power surge tingle up his arm. Startled, he dropped the controller onto the coffee table in front of him. "Must've burned out the batteries or something." He murmured, getting off the couch and turning off the television by hand, no longer in the mood to watch it anyway.
He was just debating whether he should read for a while or just give up and go to sleep when there was a knock at his apartment door. Surprised, Leonard got out of his easy chair and headed over to the door. He looked through the peek hole and was more than a little amazed to find his gorgeous neighbor Tia standing at the other side, wearing an incredibly skimpy little negligee. Gulping, he shifted the deadbolt and unlocked the door, wondering all the while what in the world she could be doing at his door at this time of night.
"Hi Lenny." She purred, stepping into the foyer and standing very close to him. Tia had a set of big, beautiful tits that seemed to be standing up and saying hello as well.
Leonard forced himself to look away from her chest, although the temptation to let his gaze travel lower was almost overpowering. "Uhm, hi Tia." He silently cursed the break in his voice. "Can I do something for you?" Leonard could feel himself growing hard and hoped like hell that she wouldn't notice the strain in his boxer shorts.
"Can you ever." She eyed him mischievously. "I was getting ready for bed and I had this sudden craving." Tia produced a measuring cup from behind her back. "And I'm completely out of sugar."
"Sure. No problem." Leonard knew it was too good to be true. Losers like him never got the hot girl next door. "I've got all that you need." He said, taking the cup out of her hand and heading for the kitchen.
Leonard reached up into the cabinet for a bag of sugar and almost dropped it when he felt her hands slide around his waist and into his boxer shorts. "You know, this might be able to satisfy my craving better than some silly old cookies."
'Please don't let her be yanking my chain. Please don't let her be yanking my chain.'
He thought desperately to himself as he carefully set down the sugar and turned to face Tia. "Well, that all depends I suppose."
Her fingers slid artfully up and down his straining staff. "On?" She licked her luscious lips and all he could think about was having his cock between them.
It took Leonard a moment to find the ability to speak. What Tia was doing to his cock felt so damned good. "On whether or not your mouth is as talented as your fingers."
Tia chuckled throatily and slid his boxers down over his hips, past his fully upright cock and dropped them down around his ankles. "I think the best way to convince you of that would be to show you." She knelt down in front of him and slowly circled the head of his dick.
Her eyes locked with his as Tia wrapped her lips around his rod and slowly eased him all the way in. He tangled his fingers into her red tresses and started carefully pumping into his neighbors' mouth. Leonard knew he was going to wake up from this wonderful dream to sticky sheets but oh my God was she ever incredible.
Her fingers curved into his ass cheeks, pulling him in even deeper. Leonard saw stars when one finger slid gently into his anus and matched his strokes into her face. There was no way he was going to last too much longer if she kept this up, that was for sure. "Tia sweetie, you keep that and I'm going to give you that cup of satisfaction right down your throat."
Tia winked up at him and added a little more suction to the process. His hand curved over the back of her head and it was all he could do not to fuck straight through the back of her head as he came like crazy down her throat. She eased the suction and took in every drop before letting him ease from her mouth. "Much better than cookies." She announced as she stood up.
Leonard leaned weakly against the counter. "Oh fuck yeah." He agreed, still stunned by the turn of events this evening.
"I have an early appointment in the morning or I'd stay and let you return the favor." She said, kissing him briefly. Leonard didn't mind tasting himself on her lips half as much as he would have thought. "But if you're free tomorrow night I'd love to feed you dinner."
Tia for dinner? Yes, he definitely had to be dreaming. "I'd love to eat you, or, uhm, eat dinner with you or..." Very smooth Leonard. That would certainly dazzle the beautiful red-head.
Tia giggled and gave him one last lingering kiss. "C) All of the above." She whispered before heading out of the apartment.
As far as wet dreams went, this was one that he would relive for years to come. It simply had to be a dream because hotties like Tia just didn't show up and suck off geeks like Leonard Lumley.
******
Leonard shuffled out of bed the next morning, memories of that fantastic dream about Tia still vividly etched in his mind. He went into the kitchen to get the coffee maker going while he showered when he spotted a measuring cup on his counter. He knew it wasn't his. His measuring cups were all white plastic. This one was metal. Just like the one dream Tia had brought to him the night before.
"Holy fuck." He said in disbelief, picking up the cup to examine it and verify that it wasn't just a figment of his imagination. Maybe it hadn't been a dream after all. Maybe he really did get a five star blowjob from his sexy neighbor. And maybe pigs really could fly.
Leonard was in a daze the rest of the morning, barely aware of where he was until he crowded into the elevator on his way up to his offices on the 29
th
floor. What snapped him out of his blowjob-induced haze was his favorite perky little blonde elevator companion. Heather worked on the 25
th
floor and he had secretly lusted after her every morning during their ride up together. Today Heather slid right in front of him and, due to the crowded elevator he presumed, she pressed her sweet little ass against his crotch. Every time the elevator rocked to a stop to drop off passengers she buffeted against him, making him as hard as titanium.
Heather glanced over her shoulder at the 25
th
floor and rubbed her palm knowingly over his cock. "I take lunch at 12:30." She told him before giving him one last squeeze and exiting at her floor.
What the hell was going on? Tia last night and now Heather...he was starting to think that maybe he'd somehow woken up in somebody else's body. Somebody that women actually desired instead of ignored.
Leonard slid into his cubical shortly before nine and went to work on the Amudsen Proposal. He was so focused on it, in fact, that he didn't hear the phone ringing right away. "Lumley." He mumbled distractedly when he did finally pick it up, intent on a column of numbers that didn't want to calculate properly.
"Leonard, I'd like to see you in my office."
The voice on the other end was Donna Mayfaire, Senior Vice-President, his boss' boss, and an all around bitch. No one liked to deal with her. "Yes, Ms. Mayfaire. When did you want to see me?" Please don't let it be lunch time. There was a little blonde on the 25
th
floor that was expecting him at 12:30 and he didn't want to be late.
"Right now Leonard." She said shortly. "I'm a busy woman and I don't have time to wait for you to clear your social calendar."
"Yes Ma'am." He responded meekly. "I'll be right there."
Leonard quickly closed the file he had been working on and went across the office to mahogany row where Donna Mayfaire had a corner office. Her secretary Kellie smiled warmly when as he approached her desk. "Good morning, Leonard."
"Uhm, Hello Kellie." He finally stuttered, taken aback. Leonard wasn't used to any kind of warmth from the usually frosty keeper of the dragon lady. "How are you today?"
"I'm good now, but I'll be great later." Kellie's luscious mouth slowly circled the tip of her pen before sucking it into her mouth, her eyes never leaving his as she blatantly demonstrated her skills to him. "Anyway, you can go right in. Ms. Mayfaire is expecting you." Kellie motioned him toward the office door.
Leonard took a deep breath to calm his nerves before entering the dragon lady's lair. "You wanted to see me, Ms. Mayfaire." He asked cautiously.
"Yes Leonard. Please close the door." He did as he was told and took a seat in front of her desk.
"Leonard, your last proposal has come to my attention." She got up and walked around her desk, leaning casually against the front of it. "In fact, you have come to my attention lately." Her skirt was hiked up enticingly high.
"Ma'am?" He asked uncertainly, his eyes riveted to the hint of black lace he could see under her blouse.