THE TRUTH IS IN THE DNA
by DG HEAR & PAPATOAD
I received an e-mail from Papatoad and he asked if I would like to collaborate on a story he was writing. I've always liked to collaborate with different writers and admit that Papatoad has always been one of my favorites. Here's our first collaboration. Hope you enjoy it.
DG Hear
"Major Turner. It's the Air Force Academy on line 2."
"Damn it, Cordetti. It's six AM and I don't even have my coffee yet."
"Sorry sir. They called three times already this morning."
As I sat down, I pushed aside a pile of papers that Cordetti had placed directly in the center of my desk. That meant they needed immediate attention. He had a good system because it kept the important things separate from the bureaucratic bullshit.
The amber light on the phone flashed steady and true. Even though I started work early to get things done before the duty day actually began, it never seemed to work. I fiddled around with a few pieces of paper while I watched the light flashing. Finally, Bennie came in with my first cup of coffee for the day. I sighed and picked up the receiver.
"Good morning. This is Major Turner. What can I do for you and why the hell are you calling so early?"
"This is Staff Sergeant Warner in the Air Force Academy Admissions office. I was hoping to get your help on a small abnormality that cropped up."
"Sergeant Warner, I'm an Avionics Squadron Commander on Guam. What information could I possibly have that would be of interest to the academy? None of my men has applied for the academy and I'm afraid that I don't know of any other applicants."
"No sir. It's nothing like that. The applicant has already been approved and accepted. In fact, he's near the top of the list for this year. The admissions staff just ran into a discrepancy when they were setting up his medical folder. I just have a few quick questions then I'll be out of your hair."
"Warner, I don't know a damn thing about medical records."
"Bear with me, sir. I'm trying to get to it."
"Sorry. I'm an impetuous bastard, sergeant. I'm always in a rush to get to the point. I'll try not to interrupt you again; I promise," I said.
"The DNA for the cadet and his father did not match. This has happened before and we usually have been able to come up with an explanation of some sorts, like adoption, or in some cases, infidelity. Because of the ramifications that might occur we have to handle things quite carefully."
"I'm with you, although I still don't understand. But keep going."
"In this case, one of the team requested a second DNA sample when it seemed there had been some sort of mix up. That turned out to be a big mistake. It didn't affect the applicant's admissions status, but apparently there was some disruption within his family."
"So somebody screwed up."
"Exactly. Corrective action has been taken to prevent reoccurrence, but that didn't undo the damage."
"Sergeant Warner, I hate to ask again, but what the hell does this have to do with me?"
"I'll try and get to that. One of the lab technicians ran a reverse paternity check against the cadet's file. It took a while, but your name popped up as a match."
"Sounds like some kind of glitch. I'm not married and I never have been. I have no brothers and I think my father was clipped thirty years ago. Whatever kind of match you got, it has to be erroneous."
"I made them check it three times before I called you, sir."
"What's the cadet's name?"
"Derek James Proctor."
The first thing I thought of was how the information so far was a nasty way to ruin a perfectly nice Micronesian morning. We had the same first name.
"Cordetti, get me another coffee, will you?" I yelled through the opened door.
"I'm sorry, Sergeant Warner. Do you have his mother's name?"
"Just a moment. OK, here it is. Katherine Ann Proctor, nee Willows."
Bennie gave me a curious look as I took the cup from his hand. He was the best head clerk in the whole Air Force. He stood by my office door just staring at me.
I guess it was because I was shaking my head and repeating my disappointment mantra repeatedly.
"Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!"
Nothing unique or clever, but my head clerk knew that it meant I wasn't happy. Memories filled my head, making me forget the phone that was still in my hand.
"Sir? Sir? Major Turner, are you there?"
"I'm sorry, Warner. I got a little distracted again. It's early here--the sun is just coming up. Now that we had our little talk, Sergeant Warner, what is it you want from me?"
"Sir, we would like to wrap up this admissions file. All I need is confirmation or rejection. I promise we won't bother you again."
"I'm afraid there are a lot of unanswered questions as far as I'm concerned, but they will not have any bearing on Derek Proctor's application. Mark me down as the biological father, but for God's sake keep a lid on it. Make sure that he doesn't find out until I get a chance to straighten things out."
"I understand. I'll classify the file until you give me the go-ahead. Sir, I'm not trying to be nosy or butt into your business, but were you even aware you had a son?"
"No Warner, I was not. I'm holding you responsible for keeping that under wraps."
"Just for your information, he is one of the best candidates of the year. You can be very proud."
"I'm not, Sergeant Warner. I didn't do a damn thing to raise that boy. Everything he turned out to be would be because of his mother."
"What about his father?"
"I don't know all of the facts, but I'm betting she did it in spite of him, not with him. It's a dark place, Warner. Don't even think of going there."
"Sir, I'm sorry. My mistake. I'll take care of things at this end. I apologize for the inconvenience and I appreciate your assistance."
I hung up the phone. That five-minute call took ten minutes. Then I noticed Bennie hadn't moved from the doorway. He would want an explanation and he was going to stand there until he got it.
"Bennie, did you listen to that conversation?"
"I did. Congratulations."
"I'm not really sure what happened, but I'm about to find out. Can you get me a hop on a tanker back to Beale today?"
"It shouldn't be a problem. There's nothing pressing on the table and Captain Kramer should be able to handle anything that may come up. I'll have the emergency leave papers ready in ten minutes. Is there anything else?"
"Am I supposed to hand out cigars?" I snickered, trying to keep my mood light.
"I think that can wait until you get back."
Bennie stepped aside as I left the office. We were both smiling. Was it good news or bad news? How was I supposed to decide? I just found out I was a father. Yet at the same time, I found out he was a grown man. I missed his whole childhood. I missed being a father, and most of all I missed getting to be with my son's mother, Katherine Ann Willows.
I settled in as the KC135 left the island of Guam, headed back to the mainland. It was a cargo-equipped aircraft so I had to endure the long hours on a canvas drop-down seat with a parachute for a cushion. A commercial flight would have been far more comfortable and I could afford it, but this was quicker.
An old friend would be leaving an F150 pick-up truck at the Beale AFB terminal for me. The key would be under the floor mat and the gas tank filled. He didn't even ask why. Old friends are good friends. Everything was ready so all I had to do was try to relax and remember what brought me to this point. It wasn't a big dramatic thing, just a small misunderstanding that was never resolved.
I sat in the plane and remembered back to the beginning when I met Katherine. We were classmates at Luther Burbank High School in Sacramento, and secret lovers. She was from money and I wasn't. For three years we kept our relationship secret. Upon graduation, I left for Texas A & M, and that was the last time I saw her. Six months later my father notified me that Katherine had married a man named Jake Proctor, who was a friend of her family.
I had plenty of female friends over the years, but never married. None of them was up to Katherine's level. Everyone looks for that special woman and to me it was Katherine Willows.
The plane landed at Beale right on time. I found the pickup my friend left for me. I jumped in and headed for Sacramento to see a woman I had loved and hadn't seen or heard from in nearly twenty years. I was too old to be nervous, but I was.
She lived in the same house she grew up in--a mansion by any description. I pulled in the drive and rang the doorbell. A butler came to the door and asked if he could help me.
"Is Katherine Willows home? I would like to speak to her."
"Whom may I say is calling?"
"Just tell her an old friend."