I had to smile. In a way, my life had come full circle. I could remember thinking how empty my dating/sex life was the morning before I met David Knowles when I was only barely eighteen. Over the course of the next two years and eighteen days I had: ended my 42 hour career as a prostitute, met and fell in love with a man 45 years my senior, and been swept into a life altering whirlwind in the person of David Knowles.
David ended my hooking career by getting me the best job in the world working for Frank Wright at his Gateway Farm. He paid my tuition at Cornell and loved me as much as I loved him until the day he died of cancer. Since then my life had settled into a new routine. A different routine perhaps but at least the periods of bursting into unexpected tears were reducing in number. I was also beginning to become acutely aware of my lack of a sex life. I spend the evening David died as a volunteer fraternity slut but however many sex acts I performed, they well all totally forgettable. I seduced (was seduced by?) my bosses wife one night and although it was nice I couldn't ever picture myself as permanently switching teams. Since then, nothing.
Oh, I had dated a couple of times at school, but it had felt more like babysitting than the potential pairing of peers. The one good thing about the lack of a social life was that I was able to carry a heavier course load and still maintain excellent grades. I was even devoting some time to the campus paper. I bounced down the steps after my last Friday class and saw Howard sitting at the bottom waiting for me. Howard Barnes is my best friend and the Chairman of the Board of Trustees of the Knowles Family Trust. His closest
real
description would be my nanny, but no one would understand that. He looks after me.
He looked up at me. "Ready to go?"
"I'm all packed. I just need to stop by the paper to proof two submissions. Ten minutes, tops. Figure two hours and we'll be in the air."
"I'll call in the flight plan and get your bag. Pick you up outside the paper."
"Right." I headed over to the Cornell Daily Sun, our local rag I worked for occasionally. Just next to the door a man was waiting, from the look on his face apparently for me. "Can I help..." I recognized him. "Oh my God! What cat dragged you in and what are
you
doing in Ithaca?" It was a reporter named Bob Grasso I had once helped out of a jam down in D.C.
"Actually, I couldn't find your phone number, mainly because you never gave it to me, so I Googled you and came across an article you had written for this paper. I called and found out you were on staff so I came up here to try to get your phone number."
"...and you wanted it because?" I was enjoying this.
"I wanted it because I wanted to call to find out when a respectful amount of time had passed so that I could call you."
I gestured for him to get on with it. "...because..."
"...so I could call to ask you to dinner."
"Oh. 607-555-7856" I continued into the building hiding the little smirk I was wearing. It took another eight seconds for my cell to ring. "Hello."
"Hi, this is Bob Grasso. Do you remember me?"
"Let's see... No, I don't think I... wait... at David's funeral... 6'3", dark hair, dimples, the left cheek of your butt is slightly more developed than your right, mouth starts talking 12 seconds before your brain kicks into gear... I think I remember you."
"Good, I'm glad... I'll have to remember to work on my right cheek, though. Anyway, I called to find out if a respectful amount of time has passed since the funeral so that I might call and ask you to dinner."
I hesitated for a few seconds. "Yes... yes I think so; you may call if you like." I hung up.
My phone rang. "Hi, this is Bob Grasso and I was wondering if you'd like to go to dinner this evening."
"Oh Bob, I'm so sorry but I have plans for this evening. Besides, I only date men with a highly developed sense of spontaneity."
His voice sounded indignant. "Hey, that's unfair! I have a
very
highly developed sense of spontaneity."
"Do you Bob, do you really? Okay, my plans for this evening are to proof two articles for the paper and immediately head for the airport to fly to Lexington, Kentucky for the weekend. Want to come along so that I can feed
you
dinner if I promise that I won't sleep with you all weekend?"
He didn't hesitate. "Definitely!"
I decided he might have possibilities. "I'll be out in two shakes. If my friend Howard shows up tell him I'll be right down." I was two paragraphs into the first article when I realized that I had just mixed a testosterone cocktail. Howard was still harboring a ton of resentment toward Bob over something stupid he had said at the funeral. It was only through my intervention that I stopped him from destroying Bob's career. I marked both articles 'APPROVED' and initialed them both. As I ran out of the offices I hoped that neither article contained instructions for building a nuclear bomb.
There was charged atmosphere on the sidewalk outside the paper. I decided bubbly was the right attitude to project. "Hey guys! Let's boogie. You guys know each other, right?" I hooked my arms into Bob's left arm and Howard's right so that I separated them.
The takeoff was uneventful and after the tower passed me over to the departure control frequency I reported in to them and then said to Howard "I'll continue to fly the aircraft and you can go back to the cabin if you promise not to be too
male
around Bob."
"Since when is righteous indignation a male linked characteristic? Besides, not to worry, my boss told me to let him slide. So I will! You have the aircraft."
"I have the aircraft and bring me a water if you get a chance."
"Better yet I'll send
Bob
back with it." He gestured as if to slap me. "I told you from the beginning not to think with your crotch."
I smiled and put my hand between my legs. "Be nice, and besides, it's smarter than the average crotch."
"It's been my experience that it's the most irrational part of any mammal's anatomy. Deer run in front of cars because of it, shy, normally introverted people expose themselves to public ridicule over it, and normally bright veterinary students who otherwise should know better hook up with members of the one class of people most stridently to be avoided; the media. They're by and large soulless, honey."
Air Traffic Control said something I didn't catch. "Pittsburgh Control Citation three two one Golf Sierra please repeat... copy that, One Golf Sierra right ten degrees flying heading two two zero." I turned back to Howard. "I'll be careful and besides it's only a weekend thing."
I drove us to the farm in 'my little burro' as I liked to call my bright orange H2. "Howard, could you do me a favor and give Bob the nickel tour? I want to do my inventory." My 'inventory' was when I went over the files of every horse on the property to bring me up to speed with everybody's health and training progress since I left last week. It was a ritual I'd been following as long as I'd been working there. I noticed only one anomaly in the files. I picked up the phone and called Frank Wright, my boss. "Hey Frank I was going over the files and noticed that Carlos stepped up the training schedule for the Anacreontic filly. Did he goof or is that right? What's up?"
"What's up is that her half brother just sold for $750,000. I was going to run her myself but for that kind of money I'll aim her for the two-year-old in training sale in Florida. I want you to keep a close eye on how she handles the stepped up physical stress, especially on her knees. Coming to dinner?"
"Okay if I bring a guest? I picked up a stray in Ithaca."