I spotted the frizzy pony tail even before I spotted the smile that went along with it. A tan skirt, a pastel blouse, shapely legs, and white sandals, stepping jauntily down the platform. We had been in almost daily contact by phone and email for the past month and a half, hammering out details about tidal flow rates, coral cohesion, and underwater currents, but this was the first time I'd actually seen her in person. She was much prettier than her picture. She spotted me and gave a little wave. When she reached me she held out both of her hands. We kissed cheeks.
"Claire. In the flesh. It's so nice to finally meet you face to face."
"Hector. We meet at last. Though it feels like we've known each other forever, doesn't it?"
Claire was the Assistant Manager of the Santa Rita Office. We'd both come up to Panga Lea to make a joint pitch to the firm that we hoped would sponsor the project.
I gave her hands an extra squeeze. "Did you have a nice trip?"
"Yes, thanks. And you?"
"I did indeed."
"Did you have to wait long?"
"Not long at all. A couple of minutes. Is this everything?"
"This is it," she said, re-engaging her roller bag.
"OK, then. Let's see if we can find a taxi."
You have undoubtedly heard many things about Calandria. Some of them are true. It is true, for example, that as a general rule, Calandrians do not wear undergarments. Claire, I was reasonably certain, did not have anything else on underneath her skirt and blouse. Neither did I have anything else on under my trousers and shirt. What is the point of wearing something that chafes and binds and that no one else can even see to admire?
On the other hand, many of the rumors are nothing but rubbish. For example, despite what you so often hear, it is almost always possible to walk more than two city blocks in Central City without having to step over a couple engaged in public fornication. Calandrians are affectionate, but they are also courteous and self effacing, and they would go out of their way rather than cause discomfort or scandal.
As to the question of whether Calandria is a land of vile sinfulness, a modern Sodom and Gomorrah, as so many would have it, or whether it is the last sweet remnant of the Garden of Eden--- that is a judgment you will have to make for yourself. I will simply tell you what I know to be true: the climate is salubrious, the people are gracious and kind, and the social mores, though very different from our own, are based on a long and stable tradition.
Claire went over several last minute change orders in the taxi, and then asked me to double check the figures in the hotel room. This was her first big project, and she had been working very hard to make sure it would succeed. We rehearsed our presentation and tried to anticipate possible questions. At last she was satisfied that we were in pretty good shape. She did not want to appear over-prepared.
While I copied down the last of the figures, she unbuttoned her blouse and laid it on the futon. I couldn't help but notice how pretty her breasts were, each one plump and full, her nipples pink and perky.
"I think I'll take a quick shower before dinner." She slipped off her skirt. "Traveling always makes me feel grungy."
There are no tan lines in Calandria. Every inch of her trim body, from her pretty toes all the way up to the tips of her ears was burnished to a single, uninterrupted, flawless honey sheen. She reached to get something from her bag, and I couldn't help but admire her taught, symmetrical bottom. She turned back toward me, trying to corral her briar patch of hair into a shower cap. Down below she was completely shaved, the lips of her vagina smooth and virginal.
"Or would you rather go first?"
"No, no. You go right ahead."
The inhabitants of Calandria are not at all self conscious about their bodies. To them, the state in which we first arrive into this world is the most natural state to be in. Their attitude toward clothing is somewhat like our attitude toward hats. They wear clothes to be stylish or to keep warm, and in today's fashion climate they would not be caught dead in public without something on. But they feel no moral compulsion to wear clothes indoors, and the thought of wearing anything at all to bed would strike them as just plain silly. They feel neither embarrassment nor shame in uncovering before someone of the opposite sex, and some social situations even demand it.
I must say that this nonchalance about nudity is one of the most pleasant Calandrian customs for someone from the States to try to get used to. In the first place, it is innately pleasurable to see the naked human form, and to be naked oneself in front of others. The physiological thresholds adjust themselves after a bit of practice, so that it becomes possible to maintain a certain amount of equanimity even when, for example, a lovely, nubile colleague disrobes for her shower right in front of you as if you weren't even there. But the old mindset does not completely fade away. Alongside this newfound sense of Calandrian innocence one still experiences the same old deep lusty stirrings. One cannot help but feel to some extent like a voyeuristic impostor.
But, of course, if one is going to play, one must play by the rules. Confidences inhabit a different plane than ironies. As Ilsa, my neighbor back in Central City, would put it, "The pear is sweet, but the one who offers the pear is sacred."
I finished the figures. Claire had left the bathroom door ajar. The shower was at the far end, without a separate stall, the water falling onto the tiled floor. Claire moved to make room for me, but I saw she was finishing up. I undressed and got her towel ready for her. "Thanks," she smiled, patting droplets from her pretty face. "You have to turn it this way for hot, and that way for cold."
Claire was right about the griminess of travel. I don't know if it is a byproduct of combustion, or if it just comes from the crush of the crowd and the sweat of exertion. But it felt very good to lather up and sluice it all off.
When I came out, Claire was still naked, arranging her things in one of the drawers. "I took this one. I hope you don't mind," she said.
There was a knock on the door and the maid came in. Did we have everything we needed? The monogram on her apron identified her as Conchita. She was an attractive woman in her late thirties, with dark hair and a pleasant disposition. Out of habit I repositioned my towel along a more defensive line of site. We were in pretty good shape, thank you. Everything was just fine, except, oh yes, could she perhaps recommend a nice place for dinner? There was a small seafood restaurant just a few blocks away, nothing fancy, but people seemed to like it. That sounded ideal.
Claire put on a flowery summer dress, and I put on a fresh pair of trousers and a colorful Hawaiian shirt. Conchita's restaurant was delightful. The tables were set out in a courtyard hung with bougainvillea; none of the chairs were alike. The mussels and snapper had been caught just that morning, and the chilies and papayas had been picked that afternoon.
It was my first visit to Panga Lea, but Claire had been there as a little girl, and over dinner she recounted several happy memories of that trip. Afterwards we took a stroll through the town and down along the beach. The night was balmy and the moon was bright. We took off our sandals and walked along the wet sand. There were still a few people in the water, and Claire suggested that we go in too. We left our clothes well up above the tide line. The bottom was sandy, but it fell off fairly quickly, and the waves broke close to shore. Beyond the breakers I could just touch bottom. Claire clung to my side. We faced out to sea and let the slow waves lift us up and gently set us down again.