I called the clinic and alerted them that we would be coming in and that they should notify the baby's parents.
Since this was my second and Nancy's eighth, we were calm about things. I helped her stand, got panties on her with a pad in the crotch to protect the car seats and a nursing bra with a pad to keep her T-shirt dry, the oversized slacks she favored when she was pregnant, and the T-shirt we had purchased specifically for this day, with "FINALLY, GET IT OUT" written large across where it would stretch across her belly. I got her shoes on and tied and we were off.
At the clinic, Danny and Martha, the biological parents were waiting. Martha had passed on the
faux
baby and induced delivery option. They looked like exactly what they were, a middle-aged, he was 48 and she was 44 I knew, very prosperous couple. They were dressed like it was going to be a weekend barbecue at friends', jeans, T-shirts, and sneakers.
Martha and Nancy embraced and Danny and I shook hands and he insisted on one of those stupid manhugs, you know, arms touching shoulders and then chests bumping lightly.
About that time, Dr. Jim came breezing in.
"You," he said, pointing to Nancy, "clothes off, gown on."
The funny thing is, it didn't strike me as a bit strange that my wife started casually undressing with four other people in the room.
"You," Dr. Jim said to Martha, "tits out for inspection."
When she hesitated he said, "Oh, Honey, they ain't yours anymore, now get them out."
Danny said, "Hey," and Dr. Jim wheeled on him.
"Listen," he snapped, "against my recommendations, you chose not to do the full program but now," and he stopped. "Oh, fuck it," he said, "keep them locked up."
So, I went through labor and delivery with Nancy, and it was a hard labor. We arrived at the Clinic a little after four o'clock in the afternoon and the baby wasn't born until after seven in the morning.
I did the cool washcloth to the forehead thing.
I did the ice chips to her lips thing.
I offered her a hand while she did the let's-see-if-we-can-make-him-scream-by-crushing-it thing.
I rubbed her back and wiped her ass.
I told her she was beautiful.
I fed her.
I rubbed her back.
I masturbated her when she asked me to.
I rubbed her back and then dug a Charlie Horse out of her calf.
I walked her to the bathroom and wiped her when she was done.
It was a LONG labor.
The sun was coming up when Dr. Jim finally said, "And we're fully dilated," using the same tone I heard horse track announcers as the gates opened and the horses started running.
And I watched, for the second time, as she cried out, almost a war cry, her face a blazing red as she stretched and brought a new tiny human being into the world.
"You are SO beautiful," I said, softly, washing her face with a cool washcloth.
"Yeah," she said, "I'm the fucking
Mona Lisa
." But she was smiling when she said it.
Danny at least managed to summon enough interest to cut the cord and Dr. Jim carefully collected and froze the cord blood.
I massaged her cramped uterus and told her, again, that she was beautiful.
Then I watched her as she slept, finally relaxing, and washed her face, wiping tear stains away and snot from her upper lip while she snored away.
She napped for an hour or so.
I was standing there, looking at her, as her eyes fluttered open.
She smiled, stretched, winced, and pressed on her belly.
"Everything seems to still be there," she said and grinned at me, "so take me home and make love to me."
I grinned.
"Insatiable," I said, offering my hand and helping her to stand.
Well, helping her start to stand.
Dr. Jim breezed into the room, laughed, pushed her back on the bed, and said, "Not so fast."
She sighed theatrically and said, "I'm okay."
"I'll be the judge of that," he said.
He patted her legs and said, "Spread 'em."
She sighed again and parted her legs as he lifted the gown and laid it up onto her belly.
I watched, fascinated, as he handled my wife like a piece of meat. He pulled each of her labia, not gently either, and looked carefully.
"Push," he said and she grunted and her cervix peeked out.
He looked, bending close, and then straightened.
"Okay," he said, "That was a pretty long labor but everything seems okay. You're clear to go home."
This time when she moved to stand, Dr. Jim didn't stop her.
She threw her arms around my neck and kissed me.
"Now," she breathed into my ear, "take me home and make love to me."
I stuffed her bra into my pocket, and helped her into her panties, jeans, and T-shirt, making her giggle when I jiggled the flap of now empty belly flesh that hung over the waist of her jeans.
I got her shoes onto her feet, already less swollen, tied them, took her hand, and we started out to the car.