I walked into the reception without a clue where I was to sit. The wedding had been at a traditional chapel about ten miles from here. However, the bride and groom had opted to take photos between the wedding and reception, giving the guests an hour to kill before the cake and rubber chicken.
The reception hall was in one of the seven banquet rooms at the hotel. I was staying here, so I didn't have to worry about driving home tonight. Most of the family and friends were here as well.
If it sounds like I might be slightly jaded, I was. My date to the wedding had bailed at the last minute, and I'd been informed by the bride, who had been my college friend, that I would be sitting next to someone named Randy at the singles table. Yes, they actually had a name for the place where they parked the terminally unattached.
I wandered into the room and looked around. I knew that mutual acquaintances would be slim. After college, most of our friends had stayed in the area, but the bride and I had both gone off to other cities. Except for the occasional Facebook posts about our escapades and spouses, we didn't see many of them these days.
I sighed and looked around the room. I had expected to see more people that I knew. Hell, at this point, I couldn't even find the bride.
Ok, new plan, make an appearance, put in enough face time to be remembered afterwards, and then scoot back to my hotel room for some ice cream and rom-coms on the hotel cable.
I must have looked lost because a man walked up to me and started talking. "Are you here alone?" he said.
"Not a good idea to try to pick up someone at a wedding," I pointed out.
Even as the words left my mouth, I was a bit sorry I'd said it. He was somewhat cute. He was about my height, maybe 5'8" or so. He had dark hair, dark eyes, and what might have been a darker complexion. Hadn't Marcia mentioned something about some South American relatives? I tried to remember, but the thought was elusive. He had a crooked smile that just begged for a smart assed comment in return.
"I was planning no such thing," he said with that grin still on his face. "I was just going to show you where the singles table was."
I groaned. "You wouldn't be Randy, would you?" I asked with trepidation. I wouldn't want to actually enjoy the company of the person the bride wanted to fix me up with. That would be too much like conceding that a singles table was a good idea.
"No, I'm Ernesto, but I am a little bit randy when provoked." He gave me another smile.
I rolled my eyes. "That's a guy's name, and the bride said she was going to fix me up with him. I'm studiously avoiding him."
Ernesto shrugged. "There's no Randy at the singles table. You might be okay for a while. Hey, your name wouldn't be Sally would it?"
I shook my head. "No, I'm Maeve. Are you being set up with Sally here?"
His eyes twinkled. "No, I just wanted to know your name. Nice to meet you, Maeve."
He stopped in front of a large table, where three other people sat. Two of them were women, both youngish and both rather sad looking. The other occupant was an older, overweight man who looked resigned to his place at the table. Ernesto pulled out a chair for me, and then sat down beside me.
"So how do you know the bride?" Ernesto asked.
I went through the entire story of our friendship from high school to college to moving away and starting a job. I was thirsty by the time I finished the story, and Ernesto stopped a waiter for four flutes of champagne. "It's an open bar, so drink up. Your friend owes you that much, right?"
I laughed. "And more!" I told him a story about a wedding we'd both been invited to two years ago, and how we'd gotten drunk at the singles table. She'd vowed that night to not have one at her own wedding, but here I was.
The buffet started, and I managed to sober up a bit, even with the two flutes of champagne in me. We sat back down at the table and talked more about him. It turned out that he lived in town, worked as an engineer, and had originally been seated at a couples' table. However, his girlfriend had dumped him about five months ago, more than enough time for him to be switched to this table.
Someone clinked glasses, and all the couples around me starting kissing.
"In my family, all the couples kiss when the glasses clink, not just the bride and groom." From his expression, he was being serious about it.
It appeared to be true as I saw probably twenty different couples kiss each other. He leaned in, and I gave him a chaste kiss on the mouth. His lips were soft and moist, and the experience of them against my lips stayed with me even after we had moved apart.
I took a sip of champagne to cover the fact that I was flustered. I'd originally only planned to stay long enough to do my face time, but I was having second thoughts now.
The DJ announced that the newlyweds would be going out to the dance floor for their first dance. I scrambled into my purse and brought out my phone. I started to point it to the dance floor, when Ernest laid a hand on my arm. "I wouldn't waste your bytes on this," he said.
I looked at him. He had a big grin on his face, and I asked, "Why not? She's my friend."
His smile grew more crooked. "I'm not sure that you really know the bride."
He was right of course. Because at that very moment, a couple started a slow dance, shuffling back and forth across the floor. It was romantic except for the fact that I'd never seen them before. "What? When did you figure it out?"
"One of the stories you told. My cousin would never have done that. She's dated the same guy since tenth grade."
I rolled my eyes. This had been the perfect evening for me. I wasn't even sitting at the right singles table. I started to stand, but Ernesto said, "Wait until the dance is over. Otherwise you'll be in about 50 photos."
I sat back down and waited for the song to end. Then I got up and rushed out of the room as fast as I could in heels. The right wedding was the next banquet room down the hall from where I'd been. I was mortified and didn't even protest when I saw my name on a name card at the singles table here.
I sat down and closed my eyes. This evening couldn't get much worse. I'd missed the meal and the first dance, but the couple -- the couple I knew -- was getting ready to cut the cake. I felt a hand on my shoulder and looked up.
Ernesto looked down at me. "What kind of cake is it?"