This is the third installment in my series of Sultry SoCal Stories - stories of encounters inspired by events that have taken place over the years I've lived in SoCal and traveled around the country. The events of this story took place right after I graduated from college, when I had gotten my first job out in the real world. This was stuffy corporate America at its finest - downtown high rise, marble lobby, oak-paneled conference rooms and suits and tie every day, no casual Friday in sight. However, sexual harassment suits were also few and far between...
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Part I: New Life, New Challenges
The first time I saw her, I knew she was something special. She was not beautiful in the classic sense of the word, but she had an intriguing appearance that kept my eyes drawn back to her face time and time again. It was almost magical; I could not look away until I had figured out what made her so attractive ... so alluring. Her black hair was cut in a short page just below her ears, and she was wearing a tight red sweater and a black skirt. I could tell that although she was a slender girl, she was endowed with a generous chest, and she had the legs of someone who exercised regularly. She looked back at me as I gave her the elevator eyes, and gave me a serious frown. I was infatuated.
I was 25 years old, fresh out of college and in my first real job working for a real estate firm in a downtown high rise. I had my own office and a shared secretary, and I felt like I was on top of the world. A summer removed from the pool of relatively easy college fuck buddies, I was making plans for how to resume my adventures in face sitting as a working professional. But from the day I first saw her, those plans were put on hold. Now there was only one target for me, and I was determined to conquer her.
The conquest did not turn out to be easy, and turned out to be of a much different kind than what I had anticipated. I quickly learned that her name was Stacy; she was a secretary who had been transferred from another office and she was assigned a cubicle far away from me, waiting to be assigned to a broker or some other important person. As a result, I did not have many opportunities to socialize with her. I made forced small talk as we ran into each other by the coffee machine, and I oftentimes took a loop around the entire floor just to pass by her desk and greet her with a big smile and a few words.
But our acquaintance remained depressingly superficial. She did not respond well to small talk, and the few times I tried to flirt with her I was met with discomfort, sometimes bordering on embarrassment. I had never met a woman like that before. For a moment I wondered if perhaps she was Amish, but then again she did not have a beard. Perhaps Mormon then, but Mormon women are not allowed to work, right? I was mystified.
I was about to give up on my quest when fate stepped in and saved the day. Not just any ordinary fate, but the fate that makes the whole real estate market collapse in a matter of months. This soon resulted in layoffs on all levels of the organization. I was spared, because I was new, hardworking and relatively inexpensive. But a whole lot of admin folks were let go, including my then current secretary who was close to retirement anyway. The news was brought to me by a dour-faced limited partner of the company, who kept playing doom-and-gloom scenarios over and over as he told me from now on, I had to share a secretary with four other people. I did not care, so long as I still had a job and so I just smiled and thanked him.
The following morning, I was at my desk at my usual early hour reading the morning paper. My unofficial mentor at the company, a wily old real estate lawyer, had told me that in the corporate world, attitude and perception is everything. So if I start the morning with a cup of coffee and reading the newspaper, I should make sure to do that in the office and not at home. True enough, some partners started to notice that I was one of the first people in the office every day, even though the first half hour was just unproductive coffee drinking and newspaper reading. But the perception was that I was a hard worker, and that I had the right attitude. Hence, I still had a job, when so many of my peers had been shown the door.
This particular morning my newspaper reading was interrupted by a knock on the door. Looking up, I was surprised to see Stacy standing there, looking a little apprehensive and with a nervous smile on her face.
"Hi there. I don't know if Mr. Mularkey told you, but I'm your new assistant." She looked at me with an insecure smile. I was no longer the rookie with the lame jokes in the coffee room; now I was the boss, theoretically with the power to promote or fire her at will.
"Hi Stacy, come on in. Please sit down." I pointed at one of the visitor chairs in front of my desk. I wasn't senior enough to merit a big office with a corner couch, or else I would have seated us within knee-rubbing distance.
I looked at the notepad in her hand. "Ready for some dictation?" I asked with a smile.
"No sir, I was thinking that I need to get some information from you to better do my job. You know, your home phone number, frequent flyer numbers..." She never called me sir before, not when we were mere coffee room acquaintances.
"How about you drop the sir? It makes me feel old. I know some of the curmudgeons in this place would disagree, why don't we just do first names?"
"I don't think that would be appropriate, Mr. Studman." (No, that's not really my last name. Don't know why she called me that.) Stacy was protecting her reputation within the company. If it became known that she was on a first-name basis with a younger associate, it might have been perceived as her taking advantage of my inexperience and perhaps even as a sign of disrespect.
"Well, how about Mr. Studman then? Makes me feel somewhat younger."
"Yes sir." This was hopeless.
"So you are here to discuss my preferences and predilections?" I smiled at her again, and she looked embarrassed. Her level of discomfort was both annoying and endearing at the same time.
I decided to stab a little more, just to see how she reacted. "After all, you are here to help me, to cater to my needs, right?"
She looked up. "Yes sir. You just need to tell me what you need."
"I will do that. It sounds like we will be getting along just fine then."
We looked at each other, and that's the moment I realized that my flirting had been fruitless all along. She was not the kind of woman who would ever allow herself to be flirted with. She could not be seduced, tempted or allured. But she could be had. In fact, she wanted to be had. I just needed to go about it differently.
Stacy moved to a cubicle near me, and we went from being strangers to acquaintances in a matter of weeks. She was a morning person too, and we soon found ourselves establishing a new morning routine, where she stopped by my office to chat for a few minutes as I was enjoying my coffee and newspaper. We almost never spoke of things of a personal nature, but often of the office and our coworkers. I told her about the remarkable web of inter-office politics that was changing on a daily basis, depending on the deals that came through our doors. She in turn talked about the strange habits of some of the people she assisted.
Of Mr. Mularkey, who wanted a cup of coffee at exactly 8:30, 10:30 and 1:30, one sugar, no cream.
Of Mr. Lieberman, who wanted his desk cleaned and neatly arranged every Monday morning, with three pencils lined up on the right of his desk blotter, the ink pens cleaned and the ink bottles refilled.
And then there was Mr. Carson. "You know, he makes me take his suits to dry cleaning every Friday. And last Friday I was handing them over to the lady, and as she went through his pockets she found a condom." Stacy was blushing at the last revelation.
"Really? Did you give it back to him?"
"Shush. Of course not. But why would he have a condom in his suit pocket?"