Ah, minivans. Most of the time they're a pain in the ass. They're really not cool to have to drive, usually in the way in traffic, cutting you off or almost running you over in the supermarket parking lots and other than the grandparents and mom's that drive them, are hated by most. Me? I used to be one of those haters but now, they're a window into a secret world I never knew existed. Take a look next time you see them, every 2 or 3 has that hot, stressed out looking mom in sports gear and a ponytail driving, trying to get to her next PTA meeting or appointment of some kind and some of them, well, let me start at the beginning.
"Fuck fuck fuck, I need to make a call dude, sorry," said my friend Cole as he looked for a place to pull over.
We had been friends from work for about 2 years, we were in his truck headed for the shooting range when he read a text at a stop light.
"Is something wrong?" I replied.
"Should be fine, gimme a sec. Hey, uh, this Cole, 14729, I was just paged but I need to make a change... Yes, I know and I'm sorry, I uh, may have a stand in, he's not initiated but I have time to brief and I trust him...I know but I got a girlfriend and forgot to remove myself from the list...Okay, I'll let you know in 5," said Cole then hung up his phone.
"What was that about?" I said, laughing.
"So uhm, you're still single right?"
"Yes, thanks for the painful reminder."
"I'm not teasing, when was last time you got laid?"
"This going somewhere or you just busting my balls?"
"I'm going to tell you something and offer an opportunity but I'll need an answer right away. I am, well, was, part of a secret sex club, I'm picked up by women in minivans, take care of their needs and they drop me off again. No strings, no questions, just sex."
"Single women with minivans?"
"No, mostly all married with husband consent, that's not your concern though, you won't know their real names, they won't have yours and is all very strictly controlled. I was paged by an Elise, short thin blonde who is pretty high strung at times but is fun, if you agree, she'll pick you up instead, she'll take you to her garage, roll out her camping mattress in the back of her van, fuck you then drop you off again. If she is happy with you, her approval will let you into the club and you can live this life."
"I still think you're yanking my chain man, this seems so far fetched."
"If it's true do you want it?"
"Fine but I swear, if Dave and the guys pull up and laugh at me I'll be pissed and you can fix your own computer."
"I'm not lying dude. Lemme call them back... Hey, my replacement will be there, I'll have him briefed and on time... Yes ma'am I understand that," said Cole then he hung up his phone again.
"So they'll accept someone different there?"
"Yea, I'm not the only one, just gps tagged as closest. Please listen to these instructions, no questions about her life or family, try and just speak when spoken to or answer her questions, most of them are pretty fussy, most want eaten first, all are tested clean and on birth control, I trust you're clean, can't catch anything from jerking off right?"
"Whatever, I still don't believe this is real."
"Dude, trust me. Keep an open mind and just please her, I swear you'll enjoy it."
"Fine, I'll play along."
"Okay, this is it, go stand over by the trash can, she'll say 'my winter orchid is in bloom', reply 'I prefer the summer ones myself' so she'll know. Do as she asks, have fun. Call me when you're done and I'll pick you up."
I got out of his truck and walked over to the trash can by the closed business and watched Cole drive away. No more than five minutes later a silver minivan pulled up, very pretty blonde driving. She rolled down her window and looked at me.
"So, my winter orchid is in bloom," She said.
"I prefer the summer ones myself Ma'am," I replied, my heard pounding in my chest.
"Get in, put your seat belt on and recline your seat all the way back."
I did as she said, wondering why at first.
"When I say, cover yourself up completely with that blanket at your feet, nosy bitch of a neighbor has been trying to catch me or something and I can't be bothered making something up. You're new aren't you, regular got a girlfriend or something they said?"
"Yes Ma'am."
"Well, I was told you're not fully initiated, please me and I'll approve you, I'm an Elise which means I'm higher up and have influence. I get that you're nervous but your task is to give me pleasure, don't ask questions or fall in love and you'll do just fine," she said, already driving.
"Yes Ma'am."
"Good, respect will get you far. Okay we're close, cover up and if you hear me talking to someone don't move or make a sound okay?"
I did as she said again and stayed still until she pulled the blanket off me. We'd pulled into a pretty spacious garage and the door closed behind us, Elise had me get out and I stood waiting as she opened the side door, put the one seat that was up into it's stow position and pulled a camping mattress from under another stow compartment and spread it out in the back. She then got out and quickly stripped off her yoga pants and sweatshirt leaving her naked and got on her back in the back of the van. I barely got the chance to register but she looked at me with a smile.
"Sweetie, you're here to fuck me, you can gaze at my little boobs when you're in me but strip and get in here," she said, still on her knees.
I stripped off in record time and was soon standing at the side of the van, my cock already hardening at the sight of her. She had me lay on my back and straddled my face then lowered her shaven pussy to my mouth. Thanks to an ex, I loved eating pussy and learned to be very good at it. I followed the queues from her moans and whimpers of pleasure and gave her my best effort, licking, tasting and exploring her beautiful pussy, her juices coating my tongue and flowing over my lips. She was soon almost chanting 'oh my god yes' then shuddered as her climax burned through her body. I kept licking, reaching up to hold on to her sexy ass until she climaxed a second time and only stopped when she climbed off me.
"Tha... that was wonderful," she gasped, still catching her breath.
"My ex loved being eaten, I really enjoy it," I replied.
"Mmm, good, you're already hard too. I'd like it hard from behind, I've had a rough couple of days and need to be filled."
Elise had me move then got on all fours, her ass was incredible and her glistening pussy looked so inviting. My cock was throbbing hard from eating her, I got behind her and lined up my cock with her pussy and slowly pushed inside, thrusting slowly to coat my cock in her juices until my balls were resting against her lips.
"Oh ffffffuck you're big, take it slow until I tell you," She gasped.
Her pussy felt as wonderful as she tasted, I did as she asked, giving her slow but deep thrusts until she told me harder. I held on to her waist and was soon slamming my cock into her, our bodies slapping together with each stroke. I knew I wasn't going to be able to last long but thankfully my tongue had her super sensitive and she was cumming almost every third thrust. I gasped that I was close, the news of which seemed to set her off again and I pushed in deep as my cock erupted, swelling as I pulsed my seed into her. She was cumming too, her pussy tightened as each wave hit her until we were both spent.
"On your back again sweetie," said Elise, still breathing hard from her orgasms.
I did as she said, she pulled a pack of baby wipes from the center console and gently wiped my cock then straddled my face again, looking down at me as I was forced to eat my cum that had started to dribble from her pussy.
"Sorry sweetie, that was quite the load you put in me, my panties wouldn't take all that," she said as I licked her.
I didn't care, my ex was just as kinky and I'd done it before, I made sure to lick her to orgasm before she got off me again. She sat against the other side door as she caught her breath, gazing at me as I caught mine, a soft smile on her face.
"I, fucking needed that. I'll let you catch your breath then you can get dressed, there's water in the fridge in the garage, grab me one too will you."
I got dressed, the whole time staring at her nice petite chest and was actually getting hard again by the time I pulled my pants on.
"My little boobs getting you hard again huh? Shame I have to get to my nail appointment or I'd take you again," Said Elise as she drank her water.
She got up and pulled her clothes on, put her hair into a ponytail and had the back of the van looking like normal in no time. She had me get in the passenger side with my seat back again, covered me up and once out her estate she pulled the blanket off and drove with all the windows down. She dropped me off at the same place and handed me a business card, told me to email the address on it with the code on the back and I'd get further instruction. I called Cole, he picked me up 10 minutes later.
"So I'm guessing by that shit eating grin on your face you believe me now?" He said with a smile.
"Yes, I had no idea," I replied.
"Few things we have to talk about. I have a girlfriend now so can't be part of the group anymore, I'd prefer she didn't find out about it but you have to keep this a secret man. You won't be able to recruit anyone, like ever so even boasting about it will get you kicked out. There may be members that you know, old teachers, neighbors but they will be Elise, Carla, Amy, Brandy or Denise, they are their kind of ranked names. The Elise you met today may be different from an Elise you meet next week but same rules apply to all of them. Did she give you a business card?"
"She did."
"Well good, that means she's approved you. Email her and you'll get instructions and a bunch of questions to answer, once you're done with that you'll be sent an app to install, again, tell nobody about this. I'm going to give you a heads up since she's going to page you eventually but one of our managers is an Elise, I'm not telling you who but just be prepared and enjoy it. This is likely the last time we'll talk about it too, in your email reply you'll get a link to answer any questions you still have but have fun my friend."
Cole dropped me off at my apartment, I showered and sat down at my computer and sent my code to the email. I read through it, was mostly about discretion, privacy, more discretion and some other rules I knew I wouldn't have a problem following. I answered all the health questions, checked maybe one or two boxes of things I wouldn't do and sent it off. A few minutes later I got a reply, it was just a link to an app that I promptly downloaded to my phone.
