In the morning, Jeanne and I woke up to the sounds of people stirring, talking, striking their tents, and packing their gear. For a while, we lay there together under our blankets, enjoying the closeness we felt, spooned together, naked, sleepy, and happy.
We considered repeating the pleasure we had shared the night before, but contented ourselves with kissing, holding each other, and talking softly. As the activity outside increased, we knew it was time to get up.
"Jeanne," I said, "we should get dressed. I'll get up first. Just keep your back turned."
Jeanne started to giggle. "Are you kidding? After last night? OK, sure, it was pretty dark, but still, are you serious?"
"I'm just saying,..." I began.
"Tell you what; I won't look if you don't. At least not too much."
We laughed, shared a warm, friendly kiss, and set about finding our clothes.
As we were getting dressed, Jeanne said, "Do you smell coffee?"
"Tyler told me they were going to have coffee, Danish, bagels, and donuts this morning," I said. "Are you hungry?"
"Are you?"
"Famished," I said with a laugh. "I'll pack up this stuff later. First things first. May I escort you to breakfast, dear lady?"
"Is this our first date?" Jeanne asked.
"With your permission, our first date will be tonight when I take you out to dinner."
"I'd like that, John. Just for you, I might actually brush my hair. I only do that for handsome men who take me to dinner, though, not breakfast.
"I'm looking forward to it, Jeanne," I said seriously. "I really am."
"Me too," Jeanne said. A shy softness had crept into her voice.
"Come on. Let's see what sugary delights they have for us," I said, helping her to her feet.
Jeanne sat at the picnic table where we had met the day before while I went to get their breakfast. At the coffee urn, I saw Sami, Carey, and Tina. As soon as the girls saw me, they stopped their animated conversation.
"Morning, ladies," I said.
"Hi, Johnny," the girls replied.
Tina stuck out her lower lip in an exaggerated pout and put her hands on her hips. "Johnny, Sami's being mean." Carey was stifling a giggle.
"What do you mean?" I asked.
Carey piped up, "She won't tell us what she heard last night. She won't tell us what happened. So I guess I just have to ask you. What happened in your tent last night?"
I thought I was wearing a neutral face, but Carey started to laugh. "You dirty old man, Johnny! You can't hide that cat-that-ate-the-canary smile."
"OK, Sami," Tina said. "Look at his face. The secret's out anyway, so you can stop trying to protect him. Now I need details, girl. Is that woman a screamer?"
"Honestly, girls, I fell asleep. I didn't hear a thing," Sami said.
"Yeah, right," the other two scoffed.
I went back to Jeanne, and we sat and talked, enjoying our coffee and pastry. When I went to re-fill our coffee, Sami approached me.
"You owe me big-time, Johnny," she said, her eyes sparkling. "Do you think you're going to keep seeing her?"
"I hope so, Sami. I really do."
"Yeah, I kinda figured you would say that after last night. Oh, don't worry. I won't rat you out. I like you too much to do that, and after hearing the way she carried on, I have new-found respect for you. But you have to do me a favor."
"What do you want, Sami?" I asked, almost dreading her answer.
"Bring her around some time to talk to me. I want to learn some things from her. My boyfriend never makes sounds like you did."
Jeanne helped me fold up my blankets and take down my tent. We packed everything in my car and said thank you to Tyler and goodbye to the girls.
When we got to Jeanne's house, I walked her to the door. "Will you go to dinner with me tonight?"
"I'd be thrilled, John. Where are we going?"
"What do you like to eat?" John asked.
Jeanne hesitated for a moment, fighting to remain a lady. It was useless. She started to laugh out loud.
Not getting the joke for a second, I then joined in her laughter. Soon, we were laughing so hard, we had to hold onto each other for support. As we regained our composure, we didn't let go. We began to kiss each other again.
Finally, I said, "I meant, what kind of restaurant do you like?"
"Oh, sorry," Jeanne said, giggling again. "How about Italian?"
"I know a great place about twenty minutes from here. Never crowded, nice atmosphere, amazing food, good wine list, sort of dressy casual. I'll wear a jacket but no tie. You'll look great in casual slacks or a skirt, or a very casual dress. 7:00 o'clock OK?"
Jeanne hugged me to her. "That sounds wonderful. I really had a good time yesterday. And last night."
"I did too. I can hardly wait for tonight." I kissed her, long and hard.
"Who knows," she said, "you might find out how far I'll go on a first date!"
On my way home after dropping Jeanne off at her house, my head was spinning. My God, the things that had happened since yesterday when I first saw her at the pig roast! We had started out in the afternoon as two strangers talking over a couple of beers at a picnic table, and had ended up spending the night cuddled nude in my tent after some of the most amazing oral sex I could ever remember receiving, or, for that matter, giving. The sounds Jeanne made as she came on my tongue made the London Philharmonic sound like a kazoo band.
Tonight we were going out for dinner on our first real date, and then.... Well, I could hardly wait to find out what would happen then.
I was as anxious, and, frankly, nervous as a boy on his first hot date. Things HAD to be perfect. What did I need to do to prepare? Let's see. Wash and clean out the car. Pick up my favorite sport coat and slacks at the dry cleaners. Get a haircut. Stop at the drugstore and re-fill my prescription. No, not that one. Thankfully, I didn't need the little blue pills. At least, I hope I didn't, since I didn't have a prescription for them. It was my hay fever medication that needed to be re-filled.
I could do all those things on my way home. First stop was the car wash, one of those full service places where they properly wash and wax the car, thoroughly clean the interior and windows, the works. Then I picked up my dry cleaning and stopped at my favorite men's hair salon. The last stop was the drugstore.
While I was waiting for my prescription to be filled, my eyes wandered to the display racks at the pharmacy counter. Hmmm, I had no idea whether I needed them, but I'd hate to be unprepared. I started checking the display of condoms. Wow, have I been out of circulation that long? When did they start making so many different types? Reservoir tips, ribbed, French Tickler, glow-in-the-dark, lubricated, flavored. Flavored? Really? Holy shit!
I settled on a three-pack of basic, lubricated, reservoir tips. Three was probably more than enough for one night at the age of fifty-seven, and, sadly, I didn't need the size double-XL. After all, I'm a realist.
There I was, a middle-aged guy (assuming I plan to live to the age of a hundred and fourteen!), buying a box of condoms for a first date. I felt ridiculous. I mean, hell, I have gray pubic hair! Yet I was more nervous than the night when I thought I might lose my virginity when I was fifteen. I was very aware of my age. Even though some things never change over the years, some things do. That's when I started thinking about Jeanne. It struck me that we could encounter a problem, if she was like some of the fifty-ish women I had overheard talking in a cocktail lounge on my last business trip. Could it be that she no longer produced the natural lubrication that younger women have?
The solution to that problem was right in front of me, a display of "personal lubricants" which was on a rack next to the condoms. Again, I was astounded at the variety. Sensitivity-enhancing, warming, neon-colored, natural/organic, essential-oil-based,...