"What the hell happened to Elton John?" I thought to myself as I pulled into the campus parking lot.
I had his 1972 classic Honky Chateau blasting to track 4, the hard rocking Black Eyed Susi, which for obvious reasons brought a smile to my face.
I got a french front on my buggy
I got a frisky little colt in a hurry
And my pretty little black-eyed Susi by my side
Well she sure knows how to use me
Pretty little black-eyed Susi
Playing hooky with my heart all the time
I mean jesus he used to play rock and roll, even his old ballads and love songs were at least haunting and enigmatic, and now all he does is this Kum By Ya shit for Disney movies. So much for Darwin's theory...
It was 06:45 early to be at work even for me, but it was the first day of second summer session and I like to get my rosters entered into the computer before classes start. There were a few cars in the parking lot including Lauren's, which I thought was odd, she usually wasn't here this early.
I always like getting onto campus early. It is empty, quiet, and in general a nice atmosphere from which to start the day. I could smell coffee from the Division office as walked into the Social and Behavioral Sciences building but by now I had learned to resist its sirens call. It smelled intoxicating, but I am an admitted coffee snob, and I knew this was cheap coffee made with tap water. Besides, I had already engaged in my morning coffee ritual, and was sufficiently generated for the day. Or so I thought. Checking my mailbox I passed Lauren's office which was open, and the lights were on, but she was nowhere to be seen. I had been thinking about Lauren for the last week. Ever since that morning with Susi in my office, Lauren had been acting strange. She seemed to be wearing more makeup, tighter fitting and more revealing clothes (for which I was thankful) and a more flirtatious attitude. I could still smell a whiff or her perfume in her office, so I know she couldn't have been gone for too long.
Heading down the hallway to my office Lauren and I appeared to be the only Division faculty or staff present. When I got to my office I noticed that the light was on, and I heard a faint sound, a buzzing, and something else, although I wasn't sure what it was. I stood outside for a second, wondering what the hell was going on. The only person it could be was Lauren, but if she was just dropping off rosters why was the door closed, and what the hell was that noise? It was bugging me. I knew that sound but couldn't quite place it. Finally I figured what the hell, it's my office, so I turned the handle and walked in. Nothing prepared me for what I saw.
Lauren was sitting in my chair, her skirt hiked up around her ass, her feet on the edge of my desk. Her blouse and bra were unbuttoned, and she was smearing lube from my bottom drawer over her nipples. The buzzing was the vibrator I also kept in the bottom drawer of my desk, which Lauren had on high and was rubbing it against her very aroused clit through her soaking wet panties.
I froze in the doorway, so caught off guard I literally couldn't move. Lauren's eyes opened wide in horror, and she started to open her mouth, but obviously had no idea what to say. We both stared at each other, Lauren's hard, lube covered nipples red from being rubbed, the smell of cherry lube mixing with her wetness filling the room, and although she had stopped circling the vibrator, she was still holding it still against her clit.
"I...so early...didn't think..." Lauren started to stammer.