She reminds me of "Flo" in the car insurance ads on TV.
My close friend, Ed, and I meet every few weeks at our favorite restaurant that caters to retired folk. We usually meet about noon but we always get to talking and we seldom leave before 2 pm.
Although there are several waitresses working there, we always get the same one. She is late 40s, tall, well-built and has black hair that she wears up in a pony tail. We prefer her because she remembers what we like and gives us priority service. Her only down side is that she has several piercings on her face.
Recently when Ed and I were there, we talked until late in the afternoon as we always do. My friend Ed was in the restroom when she came by to refill our drinks. I took the opportunity to talk to her one-on-one.
"I always notice that you have several piercings," I said.
"Yes, I have a few," she replied.
"I imagine that you also have your nipples pierced," I said.
She just smiled at me.
"The reason I bring this up is that coming out of high school I went to medical school. Although I didn't get to finish, I still get updates and notices from the AMA. I just got one about clit piercing. They recommend that if the clit itself is pierced, the device should be removed. Apparently they have found that the metal ring short circuits the nerves in the clit and it looses its sensitivity over time. After several years, all you are left with is a pressure feeling but no erogenous feelings. I just wanted you to know," I said.
"Really! So, the clit can just go.... dead?" she asked.
"Well, actually it is more like numb. I don't know what all you have pierced but if you have done your clit, then you should have the ring or whatever removed. If just the foreskin around the clit is pierced, that is OK," I said.
"Thank you for telling me," she replied.
Just then Ed returned to his seat and that ended our private conversation. We headed to the cashier to pay our bill. Ed went first. After he paid, he said goodbye and went to his truck. After I paid my bill, the waitress caught me just outside the restaurant.
"I do have my clit pierced but I don't know if it is in just the skin or if the clit is pierced," she said quietly. "I don't have a doctor, in fact I don't have much insurance as working here does not pay a lot."
"I understand about not having a doctor or insurance. I doubt that the person who did the piercing knows if he did just the foreskin," I said. "Maybe the guy who put it in would remove it for you."
"I had it done in another city so cannot do that. You have medical training, so can you see if it is pierced?" she asked.
"Yes, but......"
"I only have 5 minutes left on my shift so maybe you can look at it for me," she said.
"I don't live anywhere near here but I do have my car if you would be OK with that. It is the green SUV parked at the far back corner of the parking lot." I pointed to my car and she nodded.
"I will finish my shift and then I will come to your car," she said and she ran back into the restaurant.
Sure enough about 5 or 6 minutes later, she opened the passenger door and got in.
"I do have surgical gloves in my first aid kit so I can at least provide clean hands for the exam," I said. I reached into my bag pulled out two nitrile gloves and my SOG flashlight. "I think we would have a bit more room if we got in back. We both got out and got into the back seat area. My model of SUV has two captain chairs instead of a regular bench seat. She sat in the passenger-side chair and I kneeled on the floor beside her chair. While she pushed her pants down to her knees, I put on my gloves.
"I think I need you actually remove your pants and panties so that I can get between your legs to get a closer view," I said.
She did stare at me for a moment but then sighed and removed her pants and panties. I pushed her legs apart and moved between them. She had a fairly thick black bush and I could see a silver-colored ring through each of her labia. I parted the lips and sure enough there was a ring through the area of her clit. I turned on my flashlight and held it in my mouth so I could use both hands to examine the ring and the clit. I slightly pulled up on the ring but it did not move as it should have if only the foreskin was pierced. She yelped as it hurt. I palpated the foreskin and confirmed that the ring went into the shaft of the clit.
I took the flashlight out of my mouth so I could talk to her.
"It does appear that the ring does penetrate the shaft of your clit so it should be removed," I said.
