It was a slow Wednesday night – Thursday morning at the generic little 24 hour roadside coffee shop just outside of Winslow, AZ. I was sitting in a back corner booth, my preferred spot when I'm on the road and working on another writing assignment while in a public place. With a deadline looming, I took advantage of any opportunity to jot some more words whenever possible.
This particular booth was actually one of those that takes over a corner where six or so people can all slide in together. It worked perfectly for me since no one would end up looking over my shoulder and bugging me about what I was doing, although the place was nearly empty at this moment, anyway.
I had enjoyed a pretty decent plate of steak and eggs and was relaxing with some hot coffee. My empty plate still sat on the table, pushed aside to make room for my laptop computer. I checked the little clock in the bottom right hand of the computer screen; 12:15 AM.
My waitress, a nice looking lady maybe in her mid-thirties at best, didn't pay much attention to the empty plate but was doing a very good job of keeping my coffee cup filled to the brim with each pass she made by my table.
"Hey," she said in a melodic voice on one trip, not rudely but unusually casual for the circumstance, "can I get you anything else, sir? A dessert menu, perhaps?"
I thought about it for a moment.
"Maybe a little later," I said. "I plan on hanging around here for a bit, if that's okay with you. We'll see if I feel a little hungry again over time."
"You can stay as long as you wish," the lovely lady replied kindly as she topped off my coffee yet again.
"Thank you..."
"Suzanne," finished my auburn-haired waitress as she puffed out her already ample chest to bring her name tag into full view. Sure enough, the tag over her left breast read 'My Name is Suzanne'. I was tempted to ask what her other breast's name was but passed on the opportunity just in case it might have an adverse impact on the good service I was receiving.
"Thank you, Suzanne," I said.
"It's my pleasure," she said, warmly enough for me to believe it was. "Just let me know if you need anything."
Suzanne walked away. I eyed her sweetly curved body and full but cute butt as she walked off to serve the next customer. I felt a quick stirring in my loins as I imagined what she really could serve me. Oh, well, time to focus on my assignments.
I banged out some more drivel on my laptop using my patented index-fingered typing skills. I briefly looked up while concentrating and trying to find a specific word for my thoughts when I once again found Suzanne eying me from across the restaurant before she shyly averted her gaze. Once again that distinct sexual urge washed over me as I began to imagine how Suzanne might look and feel as my 'laptop' device.
Focus, focus, focus...
I got barely another sentence typed into my computer when Suzanne's pretty face again came into my field of vision.
"More coffee, sir?" she asked.
"Uh, yes," I kind of stammered. "Thank you... Suzanne."
Suzanne kind of leaned into me as she reached to top off my cup, her own cupful of tit pushing into my shoulder.
"That's a nice computer," Suzanne said.
"Thank you," I replied lamely, not really as bothered by the distraction as I normally would.
"May I ask what you're working so hard on?"
'Hard-on', I thought, breaking into a juvenile chuckle.
"What's so funny?" Suzanne asked, amused.
"Nothing, really," I replied, regaining my composure. "I'm a writer."
"A writer?" Suzanne said with a heavy breath, looking genuinely interested. "Are you famous?"
Now I openly laughed.
"No, I'm afraid not," I replied, still chuckling a little. "Not even close. I mean, I'm published, but I'm hardly famous. Besides, I write under a couple pen names, anyway."
"Do you make a living as a writer?" asked Suzanne, an excited glint in her eyes. "I mean, because I've always wanted to be writer, too."
"I get by," I answered modestly, but honestly. "I've got friends that make a pretty decent living as writers... one's a freelancer and the other works for a newspaper... but I really write for some additional income that allows me to pursue other interests."
"What kind of stuff do you write?" she asked. "I mean, 'cause you look kind of rugged, like someone that would write Mysteries, or Westerns, you know."
"Thanks," I responded self-consciously, feeling genuinely flattered at her compliment. "Well, I have written in those genres... but, no... I'm involved in another... uh, genre right now."
"What, like Historical Romances?" asked Suzanne with a sly and silly look on her face.
What the hell...
"I write... porn," I replied quietly. I waited for a backlash that might mean my sweet server would abandon me as a pervert and call out a bouncer or something.
"Porn? Really?" she literally gushed, surprising me with her response while sitting down in the seat across from me.
"Yeah, really," I replied, feeling a little embarrassed but relieved that she would find that a little fascinating. "I'd prefer to call it 'erotica', but its perspective goes beyond mere titillation."
"I kinda thought that a lot of porn nowadays was stuff that was just made up with computers, you know?" she said.
"Well, I'm not a computer," I responded with a chuckle.
"Can I read some?" she whispered conspiratorially.
"Uh, yeah. Sure," I said, totally surprised.
Suzanne looked about and then slid herself around the vinyl upholstery until she was sitting on my right and beside me. I pulled up a file of a prior story I had written that had received some positive feedback from a female audience and then turned the computer to face Suzanne.