¡§At last!¡¨ She thought with a smile. ¡§I never thought I¡¦d be able to find a decent apartment. It¡¦s so nice not having roommates underfoot. I can do whatever I want! I can walk around the apartment naked if I want to!¡¨ Feeling devilish, she decided to do just that. Stripping her jeans, sweater, bra and panties off, she strutted around her apartment with a foolish grin on her face. Looking at her watch, however, she remembered she had to get things ready for when her guests arrived. As she tidied up, the phone rang.
¡§Hello? Oh hi! I¡¦m looking forward to you¡¦re coming over¡K oh? You can¡¦t make it? No, no, if you¡¦re not feeling well, that¡¦s cool. I¡¦m not going anywhere anytime soon.¡¨ Feeling a bit disappointed; she hangs up the phone, but brightens up at the thought that she had invited a few people over. Half an hour later she was sitting on the couch with a frown on her face. It seemed like *every one* had cancelled on her, well, everyone except her friend Kevin. She didn¡¦t know when he was going to come over, as he was at work, but he said he would call her before he came over. In the meantime, she decided to cross-stitch and watch TV. After awhile, the phone rang and it was him.
¡§Hey Sexy Lady! Am I too late for the big party?¡¨ He asked.
¡§Nope,¡¨ she replied in a whiny voice. ¡§Almost everyone *cancelled* on me!¡¨
¡§They did?¡¨ He exclaimed. ¡§Those heartless bastards! We should hunt them down and rip their hearts out so they can see how black it is before they die! Would that make you feel better?¡¨
¡§No, probably not in the long run seeing as how I¡¦d be in jail, and I¡¦d have no friends or family anymore.¡¨ she replied laughing.
¡§Aw, you¡¦re no fun!¡¨ He teased.
¡§I know, I know.¡¨ She said with a grin. ¡§But remember my fun is ruining your fun.¡¨
¡§Yeah, yeah. So, did you still want to hang out?¡¨ He asked.
¡§Sure, if you¡¦re not too tired from working. If you¡¦re nice to me, I¡¦ll even order us pizza.¡¨ She answered.
¡§Deal! I¡¦ll be right there!¡¨
¡§Excellent! I¡¦ll see you soon.¡¨ She smiled as she hung up the phone; perhaps the night wouldn¡¦t be a total loss after all. She settled back into the cross-stitch she was working on, and lost track of time. The phone rang, and she buzzed him up. After a second there was a knock on the door. She opened the door with a grand flourish, as if she were admitting him to the grand palace of the Taj Mahal instead of a modest one-bedroom apartment.
¡§Welcome to my home! Please take your shoes off, and hand me your coat. I will be delighted to hang it up for you.¡¨ She said with a smile.
Kevin smiled at her. He¡¦d known her for a long time, and rarely saw her this excited about anything. He decided to play along. ¡§Why thank you, kind lady. It¡¦s superb to be here.¡¨
¡§For the honour of this occasion, I will even order the pizza!¡¨ She declared with a smile. After giving Kevin a tour, they settled down on the couch. The pizza arrived, and they started watching a movie.
At one point Kevin asked her if she had anything to drink.
¡§Oh sure!¡¨ She said, ¡§I even got some diet stuff if you want it.¡¨
¡§Excellent!¡¨ And with that they sat down and enjoyed their pizza and watched a movie.
At slow points in the movie, she noticed Kevin kept looking at her in a sideways motion. She ignored him; it was a good movie. ƒº Eventually she looked at him and asked ¡§What? Why do you keep staring at me?¡¨
¡§Why?¡¨ He asked with a grin. ¡§Is it bugging you?¡¨
¡§Yes! Now stop it, or else!¡¨ she threatened.
¡§Or else what? EH? You think you can take me, little girl?¡¨ He asked, taunting her.
¡§Yeah I can!¡¨ She said loudly, ¡§See?¡¨ With that, she tried to punch him, which was easily deflected by Kevin who pinned her down on the couch and started tickling her.
¡§Stop it you bastard! You¡¦ll pay for this!¡¨ She yelled, laughing all the while.
¡§Quiet silly!¡¨ Kevin replied. ¡§Your neighbours will complain if you¡¦re too loud!¡¨ After a few seconds he stopped so she could catch her breath. She sat up, and moved away from him pretending to sulk, glaring at him.
¡§Aw, poor you! I¡¦m not very nice am I?¡¨ Kevin asked in a patronizing tone of voice.
¡§Go to hell!¡¨ Was her response, glaring at him even harder, but Kevin could see she was trying very hard to not smile.