As soon as I started coming to I knew I wasn't home in my own bed and that I wasn't alone! But I had no idea where the hell I was or who I was sleeping with! All I knew for sure was that I had to take a wicked piss and I was naked!
I slowly rolled over on my side to see if I knew who I was sleeping with! Hopefully then I could figure out where I was! When I saw the naked woman sleeping beside me, I thought to myself, Holy Shit! I must have really gotten lucky last night because she wasn't only attractive, she was extremely attractive, in a womanly sort of way. But sadly I didn't recognize her.
By the way she was lying there it looked as if she had gotten undressed, fallen on the bed, and passed out. She was breathing deeply causing her chest to raise and fall as she inhaled and exhaled making a soft snoring sound.
I couldn't take my eyes off her. She was a fair skinned freckle faced beauty. Her long thick copper colored hair was splayed out on the pillow around her face. Her black eye makeup was smudged over her eyes and on her cheeks making her look like a raccoon.
As I admired her, I noticed that she was somewhat overweight, not fat or obese, but nicely rounded in a very feminine sort of way. Her smallish breasts had some stretch marks on them probably from breast feeding. She had a lewd set of red lips with a tongue hanging out tattooed on her left breast.
Her little tits were tipped with small haft dollar sized pink areolas and nipples. As I ogled her breasts, my mouth was starting to water and my dick was beginning to pulse with desire despite how badly I needed to drain my tube.
She also had some stretch marks around her navel and on her abdomen from child bearing. Her mound of Venus and womanhood were covered with a neatly trimmed thick mat of red pubic hair. She had a trail of fine red hairs on the insides of her milky white thighs that ran halfway down to her knees. Her legs were thick but well-toned making them pleasant to look at.
I had all I could do to keep myself from leaning over her and sucking and nibbling on her nipples and slipping my hand between her soft looking thighs and cupping her cunt. But somehow I managed to control myself and resisted my innate primal urges.
Unfortunately, I still couldn't remember who she was or what we did the night before! But on the positive side, I didn't have one of those horrible freaking hangovers that I usually get when I drink too much.
I would have been perfectly content just to lie there admiring her physical charms and fantasizing about coupling with her but I had to piss so freaking bad. I was forced to pry my leering eyes off her to look for a toilet. As I glanced across the bedroom, I spotted a door on the opposite side of the room and hoped it was the master bathroom.
So I gently slipped off the edge of the bed trying not to disturb her. As I stood up, I noticed that our clothes were strewn all over the floor. Then I spotted a pretty pair of red panties on the floor by the foot of the bed. I instinctively bent over and picked them up.
I was just holding them up to admire them. But I lost control of myself and rubbed them against my face and sniffed the slightly soiled crotch. While I was savoring the musty scent of her womanhood, I smiled as I sucked in my breath and thought to myself we must have had a hell of a time last night!
Then I frowned as I exhaled because that's when it occurred to me that I couldn't remember a fucking thing about what we did or didn't do the night before! Then I dropped her panties as they fluttered to the floor I headed for what I hoped was a bathroom.
By the looks of her bathroom, it was obvious this woman wasn't the neatest person in the world. It appeared as if she just dropped her clothes wherever she took them off and left them there. Not surprisingly, the countertop around the sink was cluttered with a woman's makeup and toiletries.
I tried to pee as quietly as I possibly could so I wouldn't disturb her. But once I started my bladder just let go and my urine came rushing out the end of my dick like water out of a freaking fire hose. It shot out of me so fast and furiously, it sounded like Niagara Falls was crashing into the toilet bowl. To make matters worse, I didn't think I was ever going to stop.
When I finally finished draining my tube, I washed my hands and splashed some cold water on my face to wake myself up. I was standing there trying to clear my mind when I spotted a bottle of mouthwash amongst the clutter on the counter. I helped myself to a capful hoping to freshen my breath and get that horrible morning after taste out of my mouth.
When I returned to the bedroom, the woman was awake and sitting up. She had her legs tucked up against her chest with her arms wrapped around them with her head resting on the tops of her knees. She looked at me curiously like she was trying to remember something. Then she said, "Good morning, Stud."
Then she asked before I could answer, "How are feeling?"
"Aah, okay, I guess," I replied sounding kind of embarrassed due to my alcohol induced lapse of memory.
Before I could say anything else, she looked at me strangely and asked sounding kind of embarrassed herself, "What happened last night? The last thing I remembered was my mother telling me she was going to drive us home because we were too drunk to drive!"
"Huh, oh, really. I'm sorry but I don't remember much about last night," was all I could think to say.
She went on to say, "Holy shit, Stud, I didn't think you were ever going to stop pissing. But now it's my turn. I have to piss so freaking bad, it feels like my teeth are floating and my ears are sails." Then she slipped off the edge of the bed and scooted across the room.
I'm an ass and leg man and needless to say I wanted to see hers. I turned my head and watched as she scampered across the room. She had a lovely large heart sharped butt that bounced and jiggled ever so nicely as she hurried across the room.
As she entered the bathroom, I flopped back down on the bed trying to bring back the events of the night before. But all I could remember was shooting pool and drinking beer with the guys that hung around in Billy Bob's.
So I just lay there listening to her loud sigh of relief as she began emptying her bladder. Then I heard the toilet being flushed followed by water running in the sink and then I heard her gargling. It seemed like she was in there forever.
When she finally came out she was still completely naked. But I could see she had washed her face, pulled her hair back into a pony tail and put on some fresh pink lipstick. Her little boobies were bobbing up and down and she was deliberately swaying her hips from side to side as she casually strolled across the room.
I couldn't take my eyes off her red bush. And I was completely mesmerized by the way her thick freckle covered thighs brushed against each other as she walked.
As she approached the bed, my cock was beginning to pulse and got rock hard again. But this time, it wasn't because I had to piss!
As she sat down beside me she grinned at me lasciviously and said, "You don't remember anything about last night either!"
I replied honestly, "No I really don't remember much about last night at all." Then I admitted shamefully," Ever since I woke up, I've been trying to figure out who you are"
She had a shocked, surprised expression on her face as she said, "Danny, I'm Easy Eva Dickerson, We went to high school together!"
My mind was still a total blank. While I was trying to recall my high school days, she went on to say, "When we came into the bar last night, you were shooting pool. After your game, you brought us a round of drinks and asked if you could join us. Then we all started flirting with you. That's when you told us you were going to screw us all silly!"
"Huh? All of you. No, I didn't." I stuttered nervously. Then I groaned, "Oh, God, did I really say that?"
She was laughing as she said, "Oh, hell yeah. "
She was still smirking as she added, "That's right, Stud, you said you were going to fuck all of us bowlegged"
She had tears in her eyes and was laughing hysterically as she went on to say, "That's right, lover boy. You told us you were going to take care of all three of us, me, my daughter, and even my mother!"
She was still giggling, as she went on to say, "You told us after we've been fucked by you. We'd never be happy with any other man."
As I tried to apologize, she stopped me and said, "It's alright, Stud. We wanted to have some fun last night. So we went bar hopping after work!"
She paused briefly. Then she went on to say, "Anyway, that's when we ran into you. "
"Oh, yeah, now I think. I remember you!" I said as the vague memories of her started coming back to me.
When I started high school and tried out for the football team, she was one of the cheerleaders. I thought she was hot so I asked around about her.
All the guys I asked about her called her easy Eva and they all claimed to have had sex with her.
Then I really wanted to meet her! But before I could work up the courage to talk to her and ask her out, she'd gotten knocked up and was forced to leave school. So that was the end of that.
Eva stretched out on her side beside me. She bent her arm and was resting her chin in her hand as she bowed out her upper leg until her knee was lightly touching the side of my thigh.
She casually put her other hand on my knee and slowly ran it upward over my thigh as she said, in a deep sultry sounding voice, "You know, Danny Boy, I think we really must have had a great time last night. It's a shame we can't remember anything about it!"
She was grinning at me as she leaned over and stuck the tip of her of tongue inside my ear and swirled it around sending wicked shivers of pleasure and passion up and down my spine.
Then she blew in my ear as she asked in a very slutty sounding voice, "What do you think, Danny Boy? Wanna to see if we can remember what we did last night?"
Before I could answer her, she reached over grabbed my dick and squeezed it, as she asked, "Are you really going to screw my brains out? Or are you all talk?"
I didn't bother to answer her. Instead I rolled over on my side facing her and put my arm over her waist and grabbed the soft spongy cheek of her ass and pulled her firmly against me.
Our body's instinctively molded together. As I nipped her ear lobe and kneaded the cheek of her ass, Eva was already beginning to rock her hips back and forth in the innate fucking motion and she was starting to breath heavily.
When I began kissing the side of her neck, Eva cooed softly, "Oh, oh," and gently began pumping her hips back and forth against mine.
When I nipped the soft flesh between her neck and shoulders and started sucking on it. She went nuts and began slamming herself against me as she cried out, "OH, God, don't give me a fucking hickey. Oh, baby, stop, stop sucking on my neck. Oh fuck that does feel good."
While I continued sucking on her neck and kneading the soft rubbery cheek of her ass, Eva was making, loud gasping sounds and franticly pumping herself back and forth against me.
