<em> This is my first story I've written on here, any constructive criticism is welcome, either in the comments or by private message. All editorial mistakes are my own. I hope you enjoy. SRM </em>
The party was in full swing, everyone was hammered, other than myself, or so I thought.
I'll start by introducing myself. My name is Joseph Creed (my friends call me Joe), I'm a 21 year old university student in my final year of studying history. I am actually a year older than most of those in my class, due to working for a year before starting my degree. I'm 5'11" and slim, but muscular, with brown hair and green eyes. Anyway, back to the story.
It was Halloween and everyone was dressed up, there were many prisoners, slutty police officers, zombies, and playboy bunnies. I was dressed as a pirate, with the hook to go with it. I knew a few of the people at the party, including all the hosts, but I was content to stand in the kitchen and talk to whoever walked by.
"Hey Joe, not drinking again?" I heard from behind me.
It was Gracie, she was a year older than me, and the cousin of my friend Megan, one of the hosts.
"Not today, I've got an early start tomorrow, you?" I replied.
"Not me, I'm working in the morning unfortunately."
"Yeah I'm not looking forward to that when I graduate." I sighed.
She laughed at my lament.
"It's not all bad, plus I'm going back to university next year, I've nearly got enough money for my masters now." She explained. "But enough about that, I've got a question for you."
"Go for it"
"When are you going to tell my cousin that you like her?" She asked.
I instantly began to laugh, yeah I thought she was attractive, but I had no romantic feelings for her.
"Where did you get that idea?" I questioned once I finished laughing.
"You forget I'm a psychology graduate, I can basically read your mind." She laughed. "I can tell by your body language, and the way you look at her. It's not a bad thing you know."
"It wouldn't be a bad thing... if you were right. She's an attractive woman, but I'm not interested in her." I replied.
"Not even a one time thing?" She pressed.
"We're friends, it would make things weird."
"Good, I just wanted to check that there was nothing between the two of you."
I was about to ask her to explain when Megan staggered over.
"How are you two doing?" She slurred.
"Better than you" Gracie replied, "how much have you had?"
"A bottle of gin." Megan giggled.
"Haven't you got a 9am tomorrow?" I asked.
"Probably, but I doubt the lecturer expects us to come in the morning after halloween. Anyway, you two have fun, I want more gin."
Megan stumbled into the living room, where a table was filled with different spirits and mixers.
I was watching the sway of her arse when I heard Gracie laughing.
"I did say she was attractive" I remarked.
She continued to laugh, but when she stopped she had a weird look on her face.
"So you're an arse man." She paused. Me and Megan have the same arse, do you think I'm fit?"
In the second before I answered, I had a flash of clarity, everything became clear from the past few minutes, why certain questions were asked, and where this was going. They both looked similar, they had the same build, small tits but athletic arses, they both clearly worked out. The main difference was that Gracie was blonde and Megan was a brunette.
"Without a doubt, I'd actually say you're hotter than Megan."