Many thanks to Oldnakeddad for the editing; your efforts are much appreciated. This is the beginning of hopefully several stories that trace a man's return to the world of single people following a divorce. Hope y'all enjoy.
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I'd just finished packing a box of the ex-wife's belongings, including the toys she'd used over the last four years, and was setting it in the corner with the rest of the boxes she was supposed to come and get in a couple of weeks.
I heard the doorbell and, not knowing who it was, hollered.
"
Come on in
!
I'll be down in a minute
!"
I finished taping the box closed and made my way to the stairs. I figured it was the realtor coming by to help me get the house on the market on Monday.
Donna was quite the looker, happily married, and a friend of the ex, so
off limits
, but that didn't stop me from peeking down her blouse to see her enticing cleavage as she walked below the stairs and into the kitchen.
I was shirtless and wearing a pair of shorts because it was unseasonably warm and the work had me pretty sweaty. I wiped off with a towel I kept in one of my belt loops and when I was done, looked down to see another woman walking into my house.
She wasn't as sexy as Donna, but in her own right, she wasn't a bad looking woman. She had moderate sized breasts that stood up on their own (at least, I didn't see any bra straps under her tank top straps), and a pair of short shorts that made her tan legs look as though they went on forever.
The apple shaped butt at the top of those wondrous legs drew a second glance. Her hair was cut in a bob and the color of straw—quite appealing in an odd way as I had always preferred long, brunette hair. Overall, she was quite attractive, which caused my mind to wander a bit.
I made my way downstairs just in time. Donna was making her way out of the door but took time to introduce me to the other woman.
"This is Tanya. She's your cleaning woman. Would you help her carry in her supplies? I have to leave to go work an open house."
My first hint that I was in for trouble should've come when the cleaning lady made a suggestion.
"Get your tongue off of the floor until
after
I've cleaned it. Besides, it's not polite to stare, no matter how fine my ass looks in shorts."
All I could think of at the moment was...
busted
!
Anyway, Tanya proceeded to tell me.
"I prefer to clean a house my way so, based on what Donna has told me, I plan to be here the whole day. I'll start with the downstairs and work my way up and, since you're packing the master bedroom, I'll wait to do it last."
I replied.
"That'll be fine and if you need anything, just holler. I'll be packing boxes."
The next couple of hours seemed to crawl by as I made trips downstairs with one box after another. At one point, I got to the bottom of the stairs only to run smack into Tanya and a full bucket of mop water. Needless to say, the water went everywhere, and if I thought she had nice breasts before, seeing them soaking wet in a white tank top...
they were fantastic
!
I stammered as I started to brush the water off of her with my hands.
"I'm...so...sorry."
It was the classic "idiot moment" in all of the cheap comedy movies, but there I was doing exactly that and, to my surprise, Tanya didn't ask me to stop. My wiping quickly became rubbing and then fondling as I pinched her hardening nipples between my fingers until she reached down and started to pull her top off.
"Would you like to borrow one of my T-shirts?"
She continued to take her top all of the way off.
"Yes. Thank you."
My penis went from its semi-erect state it'd been in all of that morning to rock hard in about two seconds and, since we were still standing so close together, she immediately felt it and a little smile formed on her face.
"Hmmm. It appears someone would rather I
not
borrow a shirt. I guess if you can go topless, so can I."
I just stammered something about needing to change my shorts and turned to go back upstairs. I'd made it about two steps when Tanya grabbed my waistband from behind and turned me around.
"Why don't you just drop them here? I need to go throw my things in the dryer...I can take yours, too."
That did it. I stripped out of my shorts and, having been commando all day, didn't have anything else to take off. By then, I was standing in front of Tanya as bare as the day I was born and with a raging hard-on standing perpendicular to the rest of my body and approximately breast level on her. I was flummoxed [bewildered]. I had no idea what to do, all I knew was that a half-naked woman was standing in front of me and I was frozen stiff.
Tanya laughed as she grabbed hold of my penis—mop bucket, be damned.
"Well, I guess I'm going to have to do
all of the work
around here today."
Tanya pushed me down onto the stairs, knelt in front of me, started caressing my penis with both hands, and occasionally slid one down to play with my nuts in their sac. I was in heaven (for all of about two minutes) as I exploded all over her, all over me, and all over everything.
Talk about embarrassing moments! There I was, a grown thirty-eight year old man and couldn't handle having a pretty woman play with my cock for two minutes without blowing a load all over her.
I started to apologize, but instead, she put a finger to my lips.
"Shh, that just means you'll last longer next time. Now, let's go get cleaned up."