On the second story of the Wolowitz School of Engineering, Madison sat on her phone biting her fingernails. She'd been swiping on Tinder for almost an hour now and her thumb had started to get sore. Eventually, her friends Zara and Isabella came up to the table.
"Sup, loser!" Zara swaggered over to Madison, looking over her shoulder to take a peep at her phone. "Find any that you like?"
Madison sighed, "No, not really. There's just so many, honestly I kinda feel like I'm drowning in options. I'm sure a lot of them are nice but I just feel so spread thin."
"Well who cares if they're nice, so long as they're nice in bed." Zara winked as she adjusted her hijab and plopped down in the seat next to Isabella.
"Well I don't know, I'd like to find something more long term."
"Why?" Isabella raised her brow, "You're 20, it's not like you're gonna be together forever."
"Yeah! What Bella said. So just find someone good looking to fuck." Zara yelled loud enough for anyone passing by to hear.
A minute later, Priya came running down the hallway with a coffee in one hand and her phone in the other.
"So sorry for being late!" Priya rapidly apologized.
"No worries, it's ok!" said Madison.
"I think we just expect it at this point." Isabella chimed in.
"Well this time I have a very good reason. I was in the shower, clipping my toenails, when I found this purple bump on my fucking foot!"
"Oh shit? That could be cancer?" Madison gasped.
"Yeah! Wanna see it?"
"Please, for the love of Allah do not take out your feet in public, Priya." Zara put her face in the palm of her hand.
"Well I scheduled an appointment with my dermatologist to get it checked out. Hopefully its not fucking cancer."
"Ewww." Madison gagged. "Dermatologists are just foot fetishists with good enough grades to get into medical school."
"That's the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard." Isabella blurted out to disapproving looks from the other girls. "Well sorry! It is!"
"Where'd you get that from?" asked Priya.
"I saw it on TikTok." Madison replied.
"Of course." Zara rolled her eyes.
"Here, let me show you." Madison got her phone out, opened TikTok and showed it to Priya. It was the TikTok of the influencer, Ms. Information.
"Was Freud right? Is your brother plotting to murder your father and marry your mother? The answer may surprise you!"
"Maddie, not everything you hear on TikTok is true." Zara stated in a stern tone.
"Yeah, I think this dick drought is making you crazy. Sister, you need to get LAID." chuckled Isabella.
"I just don't think that there's any quality guys out there. They're all either emotionally dead inside or look like Sloth."
"Spoken like a true femcel." Isabella deadpanned.
"Fine! I'll go on a date!"
"Good. Maybe get you a little stress relief." Zara chuckled as she placed her hand underneath Maddie's eye. "You look like you haven't slept in a week."
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Madison scrolled through her Tinder, Bumble and Hinge accounts trying to find a man that lived up to her lofty standards. It was difficult but she eventually settled on a guy that was a little older than her, a junior, and lived on campus- Chris. Chris was a finance major and the convenience of him living on campus was not an insignificant factor in Madison's choice.
Later that day, Madison walked over to the dorms and rode the elevator to the third floor. She knocked on Chris's door and was pleasantly surprised when he looked like his pictures. He invited her in and the pair sat on Chris's small bed together.
"So what do you want to do with your degree?"
"Ya know I'm not really sure. Maybe work on Wall Street or something? If not I guess I could always be a manager somewhere. Right now I'm just really into crypto ya know? Have you ever heard of ScamCoin?"
"ScamCoin?"
"Yeah it's gonna be the next big thing, bigger than NFTs and even Doge."
"Ahhhh I see." Thank god he's hot, Madison thought to herself. She scooted closer to him on the bed and placed a hand on his thigh. She then whispered in his ear, "Hey, I think you're cute."
"Oh really?" He grinned, looking at her.
"Yeah." She said, leaning in to kiss him.
They started making out on the bed. Their lips locked in a fiery passion of desire and the prospect of fucking a man she barely knew made Madison wet between her thighs.
Chris reached down into Madison's jeans and squeezed her ass. Her panties were lacey so he could feel parts of her ass in between gaps in the fabric. They were baby blue.
She reached into his sweatpants to grab his manhood and was shocked at what she found. Holy shit?! She thought to herself. It was massive, for a moment she didn't even register it as a dick because it was too large. Like a third leg in his underwear, she stumbled around until she could find his tree's trunk and gripped it with her hand. She spit on that hand and started to stroke along his head, and not the one above his shoulders.
