As I approached the grimy premises of Jones, Chemist, I could see through the glazed door Mrs Jones, dressed in the white cotton coverall-coat her husband made her wear, arranging bottles on the shelves. My errand was serious, but the tinkling of the bell on the door expressed the cheerfulness I nevertheless felt in my heart.
Mrs Jones turned, and was ready to serve me as a customer before she recognised me. Then it was as if a shaft of winter sunlight struck her face. "Freddy!" she exclaimed. "I thought I might not see you again."
"Jenny, how could you think such a thing?" I replied.
"I suppose," she said, "marriage has taught me that a man who seems to desire a woman may be after something else. My husband wanted an unpaid shop-girl and a mask for his real nature. You, I feared, only wanted that tintype photograph."
We were facing each other across the counter and began leaning with our forearms resting on it, so as to speak in subdued tones, since Mr Jones could not be far away.
"I thought I should have an excuse to return."
"You mean that my person alone isn't enough of an excuse," she said sadly.
Here our conversation began to be punctuated with kisses, thus:
"No, no. It's only that women often regret, you know." Kiss.
"My secret place could not regret that beautiful," kiss, "powerful," kiss, "magnificent beast between your legs." Kiss.
"Sweet darling Jenny!" Kiss, kiss.
"Thrilling man!" Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss.
Readers of a sternly unsentimental nature might feel a touch of nausea at this point. Fortunately, perhaps, Jenny saw something behind me that caused her to stand up and straighten her white coverall-coat -- a potential customer, no less. Moments later the shop-bell was jangling as he entered. I said, "A bottle of permanganate of potash, if you please." I saw the permanganate on a shelf just behind her.
"A large or a small bottle, sir?"
A minute more and I was standing behind a posting-box, attempting not to look furtive while observing the door of the pharmacy. Two minutes, and the customer had left, and I was kissing Jenny again -- only to be interrupted again.
"A small bottle of permanganate, please," I said. There was about a quart of permanganate in the lab, but no matter. The sooner she served me the sooner the new customer could complete his business.
Again I stood casually behind the pillar-box, coat-pocket now clinking with permanganate.
At my third entrance Jenny said, "We have a new set of our special photographs for sale, so it seems men of a certain type will keep coming in. Will you wait here a moment, Freddy?" She disappeared down the corridor behind her, and after a little while returned with a stack of the large, stiff-backed brown envelopes that contained the photographs. These she placed on the counter.
"Now," she said with a smile, "if I lift the flap of the counter, thus," and she suited her action to her words, "and if you will pull open the gate in the panelling beneath it -- and, if you will, please kneel down in the space."
Seeing where this was tending, I laughed, and did as directed.
"And latch the gate behind you, and I shall close the counter -- there you are, concealed very snugly."
I was kneeling in a dusty recess looking at her white coverall, and beneath it, the bottom of her skirt. Straight away I undid all the buttons of the coverall that I could see.
She reached down and gripped her skirts, and began to raise them slowly. As I admired her ankles, she said with a smile in her voice, "Now, what was your excuse for coming?"
Her black woollen winter hose did nothing to hide the graceful shape of her calves, and I ran my hands over them with pleasure. I said, "I had a question, but never mind that now."
She lifted her skirts higher until I saw where the black hose gave way to white thighs. Naturally I caressed the backs of her thighs and kissed the fronts, and the skirts rose further still, and to my delight disclosed that she was wearing no drawers. She must have discarded them while fetching the photographs.
Though in shadow, I could see her female parts pretty clearly. They seemed to me at that moment, as perfect as any woman's could be. Her secret hair was darker than the pale gold hair on her head, short and not at all dense. It did not extend far to the sides or above, nor did it dare trespass onto her outer lips. These had a plump, pouting character, with the inner lips protruding enough to show clearly that they glistened with moisture.
I thought I would tease her a moment, so I only slid my hands up to fill them with the soft smoothness of her buttocks, and brought my face so close to her womanhood that I knew she could feel my breath there.
At this precise moment the shop-bell jangled. She dropped skirt and underskirt and I found myself in a shady cavern, beautifully scented by her female parts.
I heard her clear her throat and try to subdue her breathing. "How can I help you, sir?"
The male voice that replied was young and nervous. I heard the mumbled word "photographs". I believe it was at this point that I commenced kissing and gently biting her thighs, which she immediately spread so that I could reach the inner surfaces.
"Certainly sir. If you would like to glance at one of our latest," she said, with a hint of the thickness of passion in her voice. I moved my kissing closer and closer to the crease where thigh meets body. Above me, stiff photographic paper slithered from an envelope. There followed a pause in which the customer's and Jenny's heavy breathing played in counterpoint. I pressed my mouth to her
labia
. From above there came a mumbled inquiry about the price. I tilted my head sideways to nibble one plump outer lip with my lips, Jenny panted out the answer to the query, there came a clink of coins and the young customer hurried out as quickly as -- well, as an enlarged member contorted by constricting under-garments would let him, or so I deduced. And then Jenny let out a groan.
But almost at once the shop-bell rang again. I gently bit her other plump lip with my teeth and spread my fingers to dig the tips a little fiercely into her rear.
The new customer sounded to be about the middle age. As he spoke I transferred my attention to her inner
labia
, silently kissing them and pressing one then the other firmly between my lips to tug at it, drawing it out and then letting it slide from the hold of my lips.