When Karen first talked about 'working with India', I assumed that she meant the country. But then, after the name had come up a couple more times, I realised that, while India was a country, the India that Karen was talking about was a woman.
'An artist,' Karen said. 'An illustrator. Fashion mainly. We worked together at O'Rourke's. I did the words and India did the pictures.'
'Right,' I said. 'And where is she now?'
'Not sure. The last time that I heard from her, she was on a boat somewhere in Southeast Asia. Thailand, I think. She met this chap. I think his name was Gary. He delivered yachts for a living, and he was taking six months off to cruise around bits of Southeast Asia. He needed a crew. Actually, I think what he was really looking for was something that sounds very much like crew -- but with an extra letter,' Karen said. And she laughed. 'India is quite experienced in that department.'
'Oh? A bit of a serial offender?'
'She's one of those good-looking strawberry blondes. With freckles. Quite a few chaps go for that look, don't they?' Karen had dark hair. But I imagined that she too had done all right for herself in the male company department. For a woman in her late thirties, she was certainly 'a looker'.
Karen and I met on a boat. It was at Cowes. Arnold Kerwin had talked me into being his navigator and tactician for the Round the Island race. Arnold had made enough money to buy himself a pretty decent yacht, but he had never really learned to sail the thing properly. 'How hard can it be?' he asked when he told me he had entered
Flying Tonight
in the Round the Island race.
At Cowes Week the previous year, Arnold had had his wife, Jenny, on board. But things had not gone well. Words had been exchanged. And Jenny had decided that, henceforth, when it came to racing, Arnold was on his own. While Arnold headed for Cowes, Jenny was going up to London to see if she could wear a few numbers off her credit card. Arnold took Jenny's absence as an invitation to see what spare totty might be hanging around the clubhouse. At least Karen had taken sailing lessons. She had even crewed for Doc Whiteman aboard
Pink Gin
.
Karen was only slight. And I didn't expect her to be especially strong. But she looked light. And at least she seemed to know her way around a boat. 'How do you feel about the foredeck?' I said, taking charge.
'Foredeck? Yeah. I can do that.'
'You'll have Greg at the mast,' I said. 'In case you need a bit of muscle.' Greg was six foot six and two axe handles across the shoulders.
Arnold wasn't that happy when I detailed Karen to the role of for'ard hand. I think he had been expecting to have Karen back in the 'members' stand'. Next to him. But I hadn't signed on to make an arse of myself. And I needed him to concentrate.
No thanks to Arnold, we did OK in the race. We didn't actually threaten the prize money, but we did OK. 'See,' Arnold said, as we crossed the finishing line, 'as I said at the start: how hard can it be?'
'Well ... we did have a little bit of luck there,' I said. 'That wind shift off Ventnor did us a massive favour. We were pretty much out of it until that kicked in.'
'Oh, well, you can't help good luck,' Arnold said. And then, as we came into the dock, Arnold's luck dried up somewhat. Jenny had had a last minute change of heart. She had caught the ferry across to the island and she was waiting as we came alongside. Arnold's chances of getting Karen into his berth that night suddenly went from not-very-likely to snowball-in-hell. Jenny came aboard and Arnold introduced Karen to her as 'Jack's friend'.
'Oh?' Jenny said, looking at me with a half-smile. And, yes, it was news to me too.
'Is this your regular gig?' Karen asked me as we sat around sharing a couple of bottles of Veuve Clicquot after the race.
'No. I've pretty much given up serious racing,' I told her.
'Don't you miss it?'
'Sometimes. But I have
Foxy Lady
to play with. She's a retired Sparkman and Stephens one-tonner. She makes sure that I get my dose of salt air.'
'Oh. You have your own boat. Right. Well, I should give you my phone number,' Karen said. 'You know ... just in case you find yourself short of crew.'
'By all means,' I said.
Karen went and found pen and paper and wrote down her phone number for me. 'And now I should probably go and see if I can find a bed for the night,' she said.
'Oh? Don't you have one?'
'Arnold said that I could bunk here on
Flying Tonight
. But, now that his wife is here ... umm ... perhaps not.'
'Well, there's a spare berth on
Foxy
,' I said. 'She's anchored just out there. I don't promise not to snore, but we can give you a stiff rum before you turn in.'
'Thank you,' Karen said. 'That's very kind.'
It was while we were on
Foxy Lady
, eating ham and eggs and fried tomatoes, and drinking rum and orange juice, that Karen first mentioned India. Something to do with chilli and sweet basil, as I recall. 'Excellent with fried tomatoes.' It sounded more Thai than Indian, but there you go.
The next time that I saw Karen was in Southampton. I was coming out of the building in which I had my office, and I almost walked right into her. She said that she was in town for a meeting with a publisher.
'And was it a successful meeting?' I asked.
'We'll see,' she said. And then she asked if I'd had a chance to get out on
Foxy Lady
lately.
'Not since Cowes. I've been a bit busy. When you're a freelancer, you work when the work is there. And you play when it isn't. But I'm thinking that I might go out this weekend.'
'Need any crew" she said.
You had to admire her tenacity. 'I was going to go solo. But if you're offering ...'
'Saturday?'
'Saturday,' I confirmed. 'Well ... I thought that I'd probably go across to the island on Saturday and then come back on Sunday.'
'Yeah. We could do that,' she said. 'I'll bring food. Just tell me where and when.'
'The boat's down at Hayling Island,' I told her.
'Perfect,' Karen said. 'I'm house-sitting for a friend just along in Brighton.'
I gave her the address of the marina and we agreed to meet up at nine on Saturday morning.
By the time that I got down to the boat on Saturday morning, Karen was already there, waiting. 'I didn't know if I was allowed to step aboard or not,' she said. 'Some skippers ...'
I laughed. 'I think we can make an exception for you,' I said. 'Oh, and for next time, the key is in the bottom of that ditty bag on the side of the cockpit.'
Karen smiled.
We stowed our gear, and then we cast off and motored out of the marina. It had been cloudy earlier, but even before we made it out to open water the sun was starting to break through and there was a gentle breeze starting to kick in from the west. We hoisted the main and, as soon as we were clear of the fairway, I asked Karen to take the helm and I went below to haul out the number one genoa.
Foxy Lady
was designed at a time when relatively high-aspect-ratio mains and large over-lapping headsails were all the rage. I had thought about having the forestay replaced with a roller luff spar. But, somehow, that seemed like cheating. Maybe when I had a few more grey hairs.
I was quite impressed with Karen's helming ability. 'How does she feel?' I asked.
'She feels great,' Karen said. 'Nicely balanced.'
'She was a quality boat in her time,' I said. 'Well ... still is. But there's no escaping that she's of her era. A lot has changed in the past thirty or so years.'
Karen and I took turn and turn-about on the helm and, by three in the afternoon, we had crossed The Solent and we were looking for somewhere to park. We found a spot to anchor, and then we had a bit of late lunch. And then, almost before the last crumbs had found their way overboard, I said: 'And now for the most important part of a weekend cruise: a pre-cocktail nap.' Karen laughed.
'I'm going to crawl into the starboard quarter berth,' I said. 'The rest of the ship is yours, Number One.' Five minutes later (if that), I was dead to the world.
The first thing I saw when I next woke up was Karen, now wearing a two-piece swimsuit (and looking great), doing something in the small galley space. I also noticed that the sun was not far above the horizon. 'Good morning,' I said.
Karen laughed. 'Boy, when you nap you certainly nap, don't you?'
'I find a boat at anchor very conducive to napping,' I told her. 'And what have you been up to?'
'I enjoyed a bit of sun. And now I'm just doing a bit of prep for supper. A variation on chicken roulade. One of India's recipes.'
'Oh? Bhuna? Tandoori?'
'No. Not India the country. India Pemberton-Jones.'
I was none the wiser.
'India,' Karen said. 'India with whom I used to work.'
I dragged myself out of my quarter berth and went to the head to pee. (Had I been on my own, I probably would simply have peed off the stern, but I wasn't sure how Karen would feel about that.) 'India with whom you used to work?' I said when I returned.
'Yes. India has all these little tricks for cooking on boats. Feeding hungry chaps when you only have a tiny countertop and a single gas burner. She let me copy some of her recipes.'
I nodded and glanced at my watch. 'I think it's time that we opened the bar,' I said. 'What do you fancy? A Martini?'
'Ooh. I haven't had a Martini for ages,' Karen said.
'We can fix that,' I said. 'Two Martinis coming up.'
While I mixed and poured two Martinis -- served in plastic tumblers but, hey, it's the drink itself that counts, not the vessel in which it's served -- Karen spread something white and slightly crumbly on thin slices of dense rye bread. 'Looks interesting,' I said.
'Feta with olive oil, garlic, dried basil, and black pepper. See what you think.'