"I asked for small boats and you bought...this?" I asked with annoyance.
I was standing on the wooden pier on the south side of the island, looking at TITS newest attempt at morale boosting. Achara, the Thai administrator that had met me a few weeks ago, stood on the dock as well. She was annoyed by my reaction.
"The management didn't like your request for drug boats," Achara said.
"Drug boats? I asked for racing dingies..."
"Your requisition said 4/20."
"Yes. An International 420. It's the training boat they use for the Olympics for crying out loud..." I groaned.
"So we bought you something else instead. Make due with what you have," Achara replied flatly before leaving.
It should be noted that Achara drove away in the Jeep that supposedly was mine, stranding me a fair distance from the main scientific compound on the island. Rather than trudge uphill for no real purpose, I chose to busy myself with my newest "toy". The boat that TITS had purchased, then had shipped to the island was a twenty foot long daysailer that featured a red hull and a white interior. A single mast reached over twenty five feet into the air and a tiny, ancient, outboard engine hung over the transom. I wasn't sure of the manufacturer of the boat, but it looked relatively solid at first glance. Seating capacity looked to be about six adults, maybe eight if all occupants were of smaller build. I couldn't imagine the craft being very lively with that much weight onboard though.
My idea of hosting racing events for the island researchers had evaporated when only one of the four boats requested had been delivered. Now, all I could hope to do was set the boat up for pleasure cruising. I pulled the multiple sails out of the the hold and inventoried each piece of fabric on shore. Then I examined the lines and halyards (ropes) individually as well. Everything seemed to be in good order. There was no builders identification tag on the boat nor any markings that showed its place of origin, but I suspected that the boat had been built in the US or Europe sometime in the late 1980s and had been maintained well ever since.
I was fighting with the worn and troublesome Johnson 2 stroke outboard when a voice called out from the dock.
"Excuse me, sir?" a female voice requested.
I looked up from the engine to see a curvy redheaded woman standing on the wooden dock. She appeared to be in her late twenties and about 5' 5" or so. She had a couple extra pounds hanging on her frame, but she carried it well with a loose fitting white blouse and khaki shorts. The girl wore hiking boots and had two rolling suitcases within reach of her hands. Large sunglasses protected the girl's eyes from the blazing afternoon sun. No amount of sunscreen could protect the girl's freckles from the sunlight though, it seemed.
"Yes?"
I had never seen this woman in my entire life. Was she new on the island? I have a thing for redheads. I'd certainly have recalled if we'd crossed paths.
"Are you the boat guy?" the girl asked in an Australian accent.
"Boat guy."
My hands were covered in grease and grime from the engine and I was standing in a sailboat that apparently was mine to manage. I guess I was the 'boat guy' now.
"I have a booking for three o'clock," the redhead said.
"Booking."
"Yes. Weren't you told?"
I had no idea what she was talking about.
"Achara said that you would be available to take me out on the boat this afternoon," she continued.
"Take you out?"
Had the Thai lady tried to set me up with a hot redhead?
"Yes. I need a dive support boat for my tests. She said that you would be able to get me on location quickly."
Nope. I was just the water taxi driver for the island now. No setup there, just another job title and demotion from my career high a year ago.
"I guess...where's the location?"
"There is a reef nearby that I'm told should work," the girl replied.
"Roger that. Let's get your gear onboard and we will get going," I beckoned.
A rainbow corona had appeared on the water aft of the boat. It seemed that the outboard, despite my ministrations, was inopperative and apparently leaked fuel. Fortunately, there was a decent breeze so the engine was merely decoration anyways.
"I'm Mike, by the way," I greeted as the girl loaded her suitcases on the boat.
"Mike? Nice to meet you. My name is Sarah," the woman replied.
Small talk ensued as I loaded a few supplies into the boat, then cast off. Sarah indicated that there were reefs all around the island, supposedly, and that there was one about a mile away that would work perfectly for her experiments. The Aussie was quite friendly and talkative as we sailed along. The wind was relatively relaxed at about twelve knots and the daysailer cruised along happily at about five knots.
As we passed a corner of the island, the boat was suddenly exposed to a stronger and slightly different directing wind than before. The craft jumped and increased speed to well over eights knots as the boat healed to one side. A rough gust of wind caused the boat to angle even deeper onto its side, nearly swamping the leeward rail. I braced my feet against the opposite seat and hauled back on the tiller, fighting to keep the boat pointed towards the little spot indicated on Sarah's Garmin GPS.
Sarah, having been sitting beside me, let out a cry of surprise as she began to topple over in the boat. With one hand welded to the tiller, I reached out and grabbed onto her shoulder, keeping the girl from doing a face plant on the leeward seat. The redhead looked back at me and smiled in gratitude. She braced her feet on the opposite seat, like I had, but didn't rush to remove my saving grasp. I eventually removed my hand, feeling a bit awkward.
"This should do nicely," Sarah declared, having checked her GPS a few minutes later.
I turned the boat directly upwind, deployed the anchor, the doused canvas. The wind whistled through the rigging as Sarah busied herself with her equipment.
"Do you like lobster or fish?" Sarah called.
I was chest deep in the storage locker, trying to find my jug of fresh water when this odd question was posed.
"I'll take a steak, rare and a side of au graten potatoes," I chuckled in return.
"Uh huh. Not what I meant," Sarah replied.
I found my water jug and returned to the aft cockpit. Two waterproofed laptops had been stationed on the seats. Also, Sarah's suitcases were open, revealing two items that confounded me. Sure enough, there was a lobster sitting in one of the suitcases. In the other, there was something that looked like a small mahi mahi. The former was a dark red and had all the telltales of a fully grown lobster. The other was a greenish yellow tone, indicating a female of the species...or was it a male? Fishing was never my thing.
"What do ya think?" Sarah asked.
"Are we...are we going to eat these things? Or release them?" I asked, confused.
Sarah smiled mischiviously and typed a command into one of the laptops. Suddenly, the lobster became animated, jumping and bobbing in the suitcase before literally jumping to the deck and doing a crestacion version of a jig. Then, the big tailed, many legged creature began shuffling towards my feet. I...may have screamed like a little girl at this point.
Sarah laughed heavily at my reaction.
"Jesus Christ. You could have warned me..."
Sarah was visiting from her home in Melbourne, I was told. She was a marine biologist that had received a doctorate in electrical engineering and had been working with robotics for some time. The lobster and the mahi were both designed to aid in remote observations of marine ecosystems. Scuba diving was expensive and potentially dangerous. Also, there was a lower environmental impact when using the robots to snoop on coral reefs and such as opposed to actively diving on them.
These artfully designed robots, though expensive to manufacture, were on the forefront of robotics and artificial intelligence. A large, specially built, lithium ion battery pack dominated the inside of both vehicles and both had radio and acoustic control modules that interfaced with their respective laptops. Sarah went on to describe the AI that controlled the devices and gushed about how she had built the prototypes almost entirely on her own with almost no funding. I could see the rightfully deserved pride that the ginger had in her creations.
"Again, fish or lobster?"
"What, you want me to drive one of these?"
"Yes, I need to see if somebody that isn't heavily versed in robotics can handle them. This is meant to be made for researchers in the field," Sarah lectured.
"Oh...okay. Well, I'll take the fish. You can keep that damn crab for yourself," I stated, eyeing the offending device.
A few minutes later, the devices had been deployed overboard. As it turned out, piloting the fish via a video feed on the laptop wasn't that different from playing a rather slow paced video game. Despite the relaxed speed, I enjoyed myself as the two robots were put through a series of maneuvers above and along the reef that lay about twenty feet below us. Sarah and I sat side by side, focused on our respective screens. It made sense that Sarah needed to see my screen, of course, but I couldn't help but notice her proximity.
"I have a NASCAR fish now..." I stated.
"What?"
"It's stuck in a left turn. I can't get it to respond," I replied.
Sarah set her computer aside and focused on the one on my lap. Rather than take the device away from me though, the girl reached into my lap and began punching codes into a command line. This put her crimson hair in my face and had the woman basically on top of me. I could smell a tropical themed shampoo and a hint of perfume maybe? Or was I imagining things?
"Dammit, not again. We have to go get it," Sarah said.
"What, in the water?"
"No, up in space. Of course in the water."