It was the twenty-ninth of October, two days before Halloween. I'd been working so hard on homework and my TA duties that I'd barely noticed the leaves turning and the days getting shorter. Grad school is a bitch but I knew I had to get a degree if I wanted any kind of career. I hadn't thought about parties or fun or even women since late August when first-year grad student orientation began. Sure, there were a few cuties in my incoming class. But all of them seemed to be way more interested in astrophysics than in guys, or at least any guys in the program.
I was having a late lunch and doing homework in the student union when an old college buddy of mine parked his tray on my table. "Mike! How are you? I haven't seen you since graduation."
"Hey, Bill." I closed my textbook and shoved it aside, more glad for the interruption than I had thought I might be. "I feel way stupider now. I mean, I've learned a whole lot in the last couple months, but I've also learned how much more I *don't* know, so the ratio is getting worse. Anyway, I could use the break. How are you and Abby doing?"
"Pretty good, we've rented part of a house over on Fifth street, just north of University. Got a bunch of friends there including some you might remember from school. Anyway, Abby and I are throwing a Halloween party on Friday and I wanted to make sure to invite you."
Bill Watson had been three doors down in my freshman dorm at Adamson College, and we'd been friends throughout college. He'd majored in Russian Lit but was back in school taking premed classes. Bill had been dating Abby since junior year and nobody who'd lived within earshot of either of their dorm rooms was surprised that they'd shacked up after graduation. Abby was going for her MBA degree and was ... well ... stacked. In college she'd hidden her body with baggy sweats most of the time, but I'd seen her in formal wear when she was Bill's date to the Homecoming Ball our senior year. She could rock a ball gown! Her gown had been a halter top that left most of her gorgeous back exposed. The diamond shaped cutout on the front showed off Abby's cleavage and the tiny gold unicorn pendant that lived a very happy life there. It was clear she had no bra on and I knew Bill was going to get to untie that knot at the back of her neck. What he had to look forward two was a double handful of pretty damn nice breasts. Yeah, it was a fond memory, especially the waltz I had with her, during which I could feel those boobs gently pressing my chest.
"Umm, sure I guess. What time? I haven't got a costume."
"Any time after 8, and costume is optional so don't worry. A few other folks from Adamson will be there."
"Who? I haven't been great about seeing people, just on social media in the few minutes a day I have free."
"You mean scrolling Facebook on the can", Bill teased.
"Well, yeah, I guess." I'd been, well, not really hiding, but too absorbed in my three upper level classes, plus my TA duties, to have any social life. I hadn't gotten laid - heck, hadn't even dated much - since fall semester of my last year of undergrad.
"You need to get out, enjoy yourself for an evening." Bill was right, I'd been a hermit since setting my sights on grad school. "One night's break from being a nerd. Anyway, Stulz and Mitchell will be there, probably with their girlfriends; also Gwen, Cathy, Emma, our housemate Maria, and a couple other girls Abby knows."
"Cathy Johnson?" My heart at once sank and flipped. Cathy had also been in our dorm freshman year. She was a short but curvy girl, with nice hips and decent boobs that her small frame made seem bigger than they probably were. Her face was equally gorgeous, framed (back then) by her bobbed chestnut hair. I'd made an awkward attempt to ask her out, which was either very very clumsy or she was too polite to flat out reject me. And her tastes ran more to the muscular jock type, and she dated - or at least porked - at least a dozen varsity jocks during the four years we were there, dumping almost all of them within a week or two.
"Of course, what other Cathy do we know? I think she's matured a bunch though. Less flighty and shallow."
That Friday afternoon I had to go through the quizzes I was grading for my TA section. Even though it was an announced quiz, a good third of the class had skipped to get an early start on the Halloween weekend so I only had about forty. It took me a couple hours, but I got it done and the grades entered before dark. After a quick supper of microwaved leftovers, I headed out to Bill & Abby's. It was pretty warm still, for late October, and even though it was a mostly student neighborhood I did see some kids trick-or-treating, and without the costume-obscuring jackets they sometimes needed.
When I got there at 8:30, the party was already underway. A cooler filled with ice and beer sat on the front porch. Several people were hanging out, tossing little candy bars to kids and whoever else was passing by. I caught a bite size 3 Musketeers one-handed which got me some cheers. Among the porch partiers was Abby, welcoming people. When I showed up, she turned to the wizened hag sitting next to her and said something. The hag looked up at me for an odd moment. I had no idea who it was, as the shapeless gray hood of the robe (an old blanket) shadowed her face, except for the huge wart-covered rubber witch nose.
I climbed the steps and grabbed a beer from the cooler. Abby gave me a quick hug of welcome. "Hey Abby. I know Bill said costumes optional, but I figured at least you two would have them."
"Oh, I haven't got mine on yet. You'll see. Bill's inside, in the kitchen probably."
Sure enough, there he was filling a bowl of chips. "Mike! Glad to see you made it." He grabbed a couple of chips from the bowl and handed it to me. His costume was a horse, made from a shabby brown bathrobe that looked like it was from the clearance rack at Goodwill. He coupled that with some plastic hooves that rubber-banded over his shoes and the backs of his hands, and a rubber horse head that he'd shoved back to expose his face.
"Giddy up, Bill. I'll put these in the living room."
I was greeted with happy looks - or at least the bowl of chips was - and a mermaid I didn't know moved over on the couch to make room. Her auburn-blond hair wasn't quite red enough to be Ariel, but you could tell that was the look she was going for. The mermaid costume was a very tight calf-length skirt that had been covered with sequins to resemble fish scales, but that wasn't the interesting part. The mermaid's top - such as it was - was a couple of large scallop shells drilled with holes and threaded with what looked like a gold shoelace. The shells covered her modest tits over the nipple area and bottom but left a daring amount of side-boob exposed.
"Hi, I'm Maria, Bill and Abby's housemate."
"Nice to meet you, Maria. I'm Mike. Been buddies with Bill since orientation week - we were in the same dorm at Adamson our freshman year. Amazing costume!"
She must have seen me looking at the shell-bra, because she leaned over and whispered "They're glued on. The strings are just for show."
"Sounds like it might hurt to take them off."
"It's water-based glue, same for the sequins. Imagine a mermaid who can't get wet!"
"I'd rather imagine the mermaid getting very wet indeed."
"Well, it's not going to rain, and in this skirt I can't dance enough to work up a sweat. So there's really only one place this mermaid can get wet," she said with a wink and a leer. I couldn't believe what I thought I heard.
"Oh yeah? And is there a seashell there, too?"
"No seashell. I won't say if there's anything else."
"No crabs, I hope."
"No crabs. Just my bearded clam, ha ha. Go get me a beer, please. I can barely walk in this costume!"
I did so, and when I popped it and sat down again she scooted over a little and put a hand on my knee. "Do you like seafood?"
"Heck yeah. I could eat seafood all day."
"Hold on to that thought, sugar."
We kissed and made out a little, but neither of us was going going to risk dislodging the sea shells - at least, not yet.
I was beginning to get a stiffie and was glad to be wearing fairly loose jeans.
After a few hours of drinking and chatting, the party was winding down. Bill had ditched the horse head and joined Abby on the porch. Maria the mermaid, the old crone, and a gay couple dressed as football players were there too, so I joined them. There were a few more people I recognized as classmates from Adamson, though I hadn't known them that well. Maria, the mermaid, had lost a lot of sequins from her skirt. The seashells seemed to still be firmly attached, though.
As the night wore on, most of the partygoers yawned and headed home, leaving the five of us on the porch. At midnight, Abby stood up and announced it was time for the costume contest.
"Why did you wait this long? A lot of decent costumes have left already."