I am tired of people giving me shit. It started in junior high school and got worse in high school. My brother Todd was the worse. In high school he was the typical sports jock, dating the cheerleaders and popular with all the cool kids. When I was studying math or on the chess club Todd would rib me pretty good and tell all the girls I was gay. His friends would join in too. Sometime they would play practical jokes, moon us and mess with my homework.
After I went to college, my brother married his high school sweetheart Mary. They bought a nice house on one side of town and I have an apartment on the other.
The overall distance is not that far, but I rarely visit. Todd works as a sales guy and Mary works as a sports therapist. Every now and then I am forced to go visit for birthdays and family gatherings. When I do, they act like we are still in high school. they ridicule my clothes, my lack of social skills and lack of dating options.
Mary could be as bad as Todd, sometimes worse. If she is drinking, her personality changes completely. Everything from telling her friends how I was a virgin to grabbing my crotch and asking me if I was a male. Todd would laugh and encourage her to pull my pants down and check.
But enough about me, this story is about how I got back at the both of them and now life is so much better.
It started right around when Mary and Todd's house was burglarized. They were away for the weekend and some electronics were stolen. Todd called me over to
ask for my help in setting up surveillance.
"How long is this going to take?" Todd asked.
"About another 10 minutes. It would go faster if you helped." I responded.
"Yeah, well I got money to make. I have a customer appointment and you cant be here."
Todd seemed nervous and kept checking his cell. About 15 minutes later, I was wrapping up and he comes back in.
"Well does it work geek-boy?"
"Yes, just need to load the app on your phone and Mary's"
"No, just mine. She don't know how to use that shit. Show me where to change the password."
"Why? I just set it up?"
"I want to be the only one to login. Mainly because I don't want you or your perv friends to be checking my wife out by the pool."
I showed him and then the doorbell rang. He told me to get out, his customer was here. When he left the room, I setup my own login and alerts. I thought it would be a good idea to check out that bitch Mary since summer was coming. As much as I hated her, I had to admit she was a very good looking girl and years after high school still had that cheerleader body. So what if I see her in a bikini, that bitch "owed" me.
I was done and started walking out when I noticed his customer was a very beautiful blonde. Todd glared at me and I walked out and left. A few days later, I was
at work in my office when my boss advised me that I was heading to a two week conference in Las Vegas. Normally I detest conferences, but Las Vegas is fun, even
for us geeks.
Travel day came and I got there early. I had some lunch and headed over to my favorite strip club. After dropping some money there, I head back to the hotel. I
cruise through the lobby and by the bars and there are lots of pretty girls. Of course, they all ignore me. The next day, I am in a middle of a lecture on internet
security when I get a text from Todd. I dont answer it, figure I will call him back at lunch. I finish my lunch and call.
"What's up Todd?"
"Danny, where are you?"
"Im at a business conference, what do you need?"
"I need you to setup another security system at my office. Can you come over?"
I relish these moments when I can tell him no.
"Nope."
"What? What do you mean no?"
"I am in Las Vegas, I am here for two weeks." I tell him confidently.
"Vegas? what are a bunch of propeller heads gonna do in Vegas? I thought you guys congregated in the Silicon Valley?"
I roll my eyes and cant wait for this call to end.
"Hey, Mary is going out there for a week with her friend Vicky for some girlie girl vacation nonsense. Will, you do me a favor?"
"Sure, what?"
"Stay away from them, I want them to have a good time loser."
Always a charm.
I forget about Todd and focus on my conference. I meet some pretty smart folks and spend the next few days learning new tricks and sharing some homegrown software. Before
I know it, the weekend is here and I decide to spend my Saturday by the pool. I doze off for awhile, but that is cut short when my cell rings. It is Todd.
"Hello?"
"Danny, quit playing with your joystick and give Mary a call."
"For what?"
"She is bitching about her camera or something and needs it looked at."
I dont like being told what to do.
"Can't right now, maybe later."
"Danny, I dont need her bitching at me and complaining. Call her now."
"I am with a customer so wait."
Hey, he was getting on my nerves.
"Geek boy is lucky he is in Vegas, or I might get you in a head lock. Just call her today"
I hang up. Screw him and his wife.
I Leave the pool, get lunch and go back to the room. I watch a movie and my cell rings. It is Todd. I let it go to VM. After the movie, i am taking a crap and the cell rings again. I finish and check my cell, it was Mary. I give it another 45 minutes and call her.
"Danny, where the heck have you been?"
"What do you need Mary?"
"My camera is not working and I cant get the chip out. Come over and take a look."
I think about being a dick.
"Cant you go buy one? I am getting ready for dinner."
Mary starts laughing.
"Danny, is it dinner for one?"
Shes laughing, shares her comedic skills with her friend. Her friend laughs too.
"I gotta go."
I hang up, I don't have time for this.
I got out to the strip, check out a show and head back to my room. I am asleep when the cell goes off. Mary is calling again. I look at the time, 2am. fuck, I answer.
"What the hell Mary it is 2am."
"Shut up, I need your help."
"What is it?"
"Just come over, quick"
I get her location and head over. I am amazed at the number of folks walking around at that hour. I knock on her bedroom door. She lets me in. She still is dressed to party wearing a nice short black skirt and white blouse. She looks great, but drunk.
"What is it?"
"Shhh, Vicky is sleeping."
I look around the suite. There are two beds, Vicky her friend is passed out on one of them. I knew her from high school too, she was part of Todd and Mary's little clique. She lives on the same block as Mary. She is married, hubby's name is Derrick and is a buddy of my brother.
"What do you need?" I whisper.
"We partied tonight and I spent a little too much. Do you have some money?"
"Are you fucking kidding me? You woke me up at 2am to ask for money?"
"Shhh, keep it down. Look, Vicky and I got carried away at the craps table. We fucked up. I get paid in two days, just need some cash until then."
"I don't think so, why should I loan you cash?"
"Don't be a dick, we are family. We fuck with you because, your, uh, come on, don't be a pussy."
She is slurring her speech. Almost dozes off while standing. I grab her before she falls down.
"Are you OK?"
"Please Danny, hook me up?"
I figure it is less pain to just give in.
"Fine, I got to go down to an ATM."
"Take the room key, I am gonna lay down, just place the money in my purse. You are my favorite geek." she whispers.
I head down to the lobby, interact with the ATM and head back. I let myself in and go wake her. Mary is passed out. Looks like she was going to change, there are some PJ's next to her. She is practically nude. She has no bra, but panties are on. I start to get an erection just looking at her body and her boobs. Always wondered how they looked and even thought they may be fake, but they are not. I cant help myself and take out my cell and take a pic or two. A little more payback.
I was about to leave, but couldn't resist. I reach out and touch one of her breasts and feel my heart r as it is so soft and I cant hold it all in one hand. She seems to feel it and begins to move. I let go. I head over and put the money in her
purse. I notice the camera and take it as I might as well fix it. As I pull it out, I notice something a married woman alone on vacation should not have. It is a pack of condoms, and it looks like at least one has been used. I start to wonder what kind of partying they did and what they spent their money on.
I head back to my room and check out the camera. Seems to be ok, maybe it was user error. I connect it to my laptop. I start browsing the camera and see if there is anything on the chip. I find some images and video on there. I check the photos first and see the girls drinking and eating dinner, then pics on the Strip. Then things get a bit raunchier. They are in a male strip club and the girls are real hands on with the guys. In one photo Vicky has her hands down the pants of a male stripper. In another shot, Mary is getting her nipples pinched
by a male stripper. In another Vicky is french kissing some other female.
The photos end there, but there is video. I run the first video and it is the beginning of the night, they are toasting and laughing. They get to dinner and the video ends.
The next one is at an adult video store. they are laughing and playing with the dildos on display. Mary gets hold of one that is freakishly large.
"This is what I have been missing." She says into the camera. She then faces the dildo. "Where have you been all my life?"
The girls are laughing hysterically. Some of the male patrons cover their faces. The girls find the blow up dolls and crack jokes.
"We should get this for your brother-in-law. What's his name?" Vicky says to the camera.
"Danny would not know what to do with a doll, let alone a woman."