Hi, my name is Dan, all the characters in this story are over 18. I'd like to once again give a massive thanks to kenjisato for editing this. This is the story of how an awkward nineteen-year-old became the local stud for his whole neighbourhood.
"Come into bed with us," said Andrea seductively, as she and her mother laid naked in front of me. I stepped forward, but a shrill scream stopped me dead in my tracks.
"Daniel!"
I spun 'round so fast, my neck almost snapped, and I wished it had, when I saw my mother had walked in on us.
"I can explain," Haley began to say, as we all covered up our privates...
My body jolted up, and I gasped heavily, as I realised it had all been a dream. I looked over at my clock, 3:36am. Jesus Christ. Well, at least, I wouldn't need to worry about being caught having sex today, I was cutting the grass for my neighbour, Steve. Who is married. And eighty-six. I laid back down and tried to get some more sleep.
You see, I had been mowing folks' lawns for a few years, so I'd developed a schedule for springtime, when the grass grew fastest. Twelve houses needed doing, mine included, every two weeks. Which meant one per day except on Sundays. It sounds like a lot of work I know, but most part-time jobs have four hour shifts, and I was earning just as much for one to two hours of easy work a night. And, of course, now I had an extra incentive.
Since Haley made her confession, I had been thinking about it non-stop, trying to work out who in the neighbourhood had been wanting me. I was able to think of three possible candidates, other than Rachel and Haley:
Liz - The busty Latina in Number 9. She couldn't have been older than thirty, and had no kids, but still hung out with Rachel. She was, as far as I'm aware, single and all my friends wanted to fuck her.
Holly - she lived a good, ten-minute walk away, but I knew her more closely since she was my friend's mom. The hot-headed ginger stood at just five foot two, and was known to us as the cool mom, since she let us have a beer or two, when we came over. Whilst I would feel guilty having sex with Ben's mom, she was single and I have always had a thing for redheads.
Belle - The British woman at Number 7, who talked like she was straight from Downton Abbey. She was late forties and her daughter left for college two years ago. She was probably the one I knew the least, but with a body like Angelina Jolie with less plastic--I had seen from that time she sunbathed in her front garden last summer--I definitely was not uninterested in her.
There were a few other members of my neighbourhood who were hot as hell, but none that I had a chance with. Noelle, at Number 15, who had bigger tits than my head--but a ring around her finger told me she was out of bounds. Rebecca at Number 3, she was eighteen, and way out of my league. And then, there's my girl next door, Stacy.
You know how I'd only had sex once before Rachel? Well, my first time was with Stacy. She was my childhood sweetheart since we were seventeen, and we had sex the day she turned eighteen. Things didn't really work out, but we're on speaking terms, and we still see each other often.
Finally, there was Andrea, Haley's kid. I'd never even met her, but from the impression I got on Thursday, maybe the door was open.
Anyway, so Friday I mowed Steve's lawn, Saturday it was the Walker family, and Sunday, I had the day off. Monday rolled around and I was off to Number 7.
"Hello Dan!" Belle exclaimed, as she opened the door. "You know I have a lawnmower, right? You don't need to bring your own."
"This one's better," I replied, automatically.
"Sure. Would you like to come in for a cuppa, before you get started?"
If there was one thing in knew about Belle, it was she loved tea. I guess it was in her DNA as a Brit--that, and her bad teeth. But I accepted her offer, hopeful to get more than tea.
"Doesn't it get boring, cutting the grass?" she asked.
I opened my mouth before realising the set up she'd made. "No not really, I just listen to music, you know a bit of AC/DC."
"Fair enough."