Authors Note: This story is for the April Fool's day contest, 2017. I hope you enjoy. Thank you to Paul, who volunteered to proofread for me. This will be the first of a series along this theme so I hope you enjoy and follow the story line in the future. ~ellie
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The Fool : Prologue: April 25th, 2011.
Sinclair Mansvelt straightened his tie and walked toward the private dining room of the large plantation-style resort. The two large men at its entrance glanced down at his tie and stood back to allow him entry. He took in the other men in the room, some he knew well, others he knew as much as he needed to. Old enmities ran deep within this group of men and he tended to avoid gatherings like this with his associates.
He accepted the drink he was offered and a seat at the large round table. Neither one of the first, nor last to arrive, he could see three vacant chairs around the table as he studied the men who had also answered the summons from one of their elder members.
"Hey, you've been busy lately," Freddy slid into the chair beside him.
"I have?" Sinclair's lip quirked up in a smile, neither confirming nor denying his involvement in some highly publicised thefts.
"Honour Among Thieves," William Roberts, the host of this dinner, raised his glass and toasted the men around the table known from that simple toast as the Hats. The men echoed his words and raised their glasses in return. He waited for a second longer before throwing, what looked like, a large playing card on the table, face up for them all to see.
"What's this for?" John asked, leaning forward to pick up the card. "The fool?" he asked, identifying the card as part of the tarot deck.
"I wondered who she got this year," Edward chuckled.
"This year?" John still held the card looking at Edward.
"It was me last year, Henry the year before," Edward explained.
"Someone is targeting us and leaving a calling card each year on the first of April," William explained. "The card is never left at any other heists at any other time. They seem to have good knowledge of us, who to target and taking a family heirloom that identifies our ancestry and membership of this association."
They each had their secrets. Items trafficked on the black market by less than reputable dealers, and even less reputable thieves, who often didn't know what they had at the time had contributed to the individual wealth of the nine men in this room. They didn't do what they did because they needed to, as their forefathers had, they did it for the thrill; the fact that their customers would pay extravagantly to complete their collections was an added benefit to outweigh the risks of their chosen profession.
The older men were largely inactive, letting their chosen son begin to take over the family business. Most had legitimate businesses and money tied up in low-risk stock market deals that kept them from the eyes of those who would seek to accuse them of theft. Less than half were truly active as operatives, willing to steal, for a price, other people's family heirlooms that the owners refused to part with.
"I guess that gives us a year to find the April Fool before they find another one of us," John said. "What do we know so far?"
"Fuck all," Henry said. "It took me a few days to realise the Blackbeard's cutlass was missing. We were away visiting family."
"Whoever it is knows us well enough to avoid our security measures and disable any camera's we might have, no prints, no signature, aside of the card, no clues," Edward added. "The fool took the eighteenth-century engraving of Charles Vane."
"What about you, William?" John asked.
"The diamond cross!" William spat. "The cards make it obvious that we are being deliberately targeted by someone who knows what it is we value most. Individually we have enemies, amongst ourselves, we have some enmity, but I don't believe any of you would break the code. Still, this is a serious matter, and we all need to bend our will to it, because anyone of you could be next."
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Chapter 1 -- An introduction, please.
April 1st, 2016.
Carrie pulled up outside the mansion and smiled at the young valet who politely took her keys. Her car was not new enough to warrant enthusiasm from the young man, but was not so old it would stand out amongst the expensive cars lining the driveway behind her. She'd put a lot of preparation into tonight, ten months' worth, to be exact, and she had timed her arrival perfectly to allow her to blend with the crowd that were attending this event.
She knew all of the Hats would be in attendance and on alert, and she spotted the first of them as she walked into the grand reception room. Each year this got a little harder as the successful heists on the Hats mounted. If she pulled this one off, it would be the eighth of the nine she had promised her mother.
"Show them," Robyn had whispered. "Show them that their boy's club can be bested by a woman and I will fight this disease to see you win their respect." Carrie took a drink from the tray offered to her and turned toward the large French doors leading out onto the patio as memories of her mother washed over her. She had been true to her word and fought bravely, going into remission three times before finally succumbing to the cancer that seemed to eat away her flesh from the inside out. Each birthday that her mother had lived to see; Carrie had brought her a gift, stolen from one of the Hats.
"Head in the game there, Ward," the voice of her partner in crime said softly into her ear, and she immediately resumed scanning the crowd rather than looking off into the exquisite grounds of this mansion.
Carrie found the man she was looking for and considered him. He had a reputation, two, actually, and she guessed they were both well deserved. She'd started with the less gifted of his associates and left facing the daunting task of taking a prize from him until last.
More guests arrived, and, finally, the vast library of Miles Rackham was opened to his guests. She'd paused and gone back to retrace her steps three times before she was sure she was in Sinclair's line of sight before slipping through the door artfully hidden behind an antique pennant tapestry. Miles was a big believer in servants being neither seen nor heard and had specially built corridors and pathways in his home for them to travel on during their duties.
She had used these corridors several times before today when delivering artworks with her boss, Mr. Chen, who was the curator of Miles Rackham's vast collection of antiquities. At any time she could have taken any number of things from the large collection loaned to the museum and overseen by Chen, but she needed a very particular prize. It had been chosen almost a decade ago by her mother, and nothing else would satisfy her.
Miles Rackham had the curious belief that if he hid the things he treasured most in plain sight they would be overlooked by would-be thieves. Possibly, if he wasn't such a bore, that would work, and she guessed it did, for the most part, but when asked about an object he would ramble on about its detail and importance in his collection.
She hurried through the corridor to a junction, and then turned and went up the stairs. Near the top step, she purposefully put her foot down heavily and hissed, "Shit!" If her next target had followed her, as she hoped, he would hear the curse and follow in the right direction to find her. She moved quickly from that point, snaking through the hallway to Miles Rackham's private study. Pulling the ornate clip from her hair so that it cascaded down her back and over her shoulders, she went to the balcony and opened the door, using her forearms on the lever handles. The quiet voice in her ear began to count, "Five, four, three, two, one."
She looked up as the disembodied voice counted and reached for the descending black bag, unhooking it; she took the gloves and put them on. She attached a grappling hook to the balustrade, letting the rope curl down over the ledge before taking out the weighted water pistol and exchanged it with the Queen Anne Flintlock Pistol, leaving her calling card, and went back to the balcony, hooking the bag back onto the line. She removed the gloves and ear piece, then placed them in the bag before turning back into the study.
"Ninety seconds, time to move, good luck," the voice held a happy tone as the drone lifted back into the cloudy black sky. Carrie moved quickly, leaving the balcony doors open and slipped through the door to the master suite and, listening carefully for footfalls that never came, she moved cautiously through to yet another corridor to the upstairs guest bathroom.
Counting to five, Carrie flushed the cistern, redid her hair and washed her hands before opening the door into the main hallway and coming face to face with Sinclair Mansvelt.
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