Over the years I have told many stories in my head, and written some down in part or in full. But this is the first that I have published. Constructive criticism welcome.
This tale began as a sub-plot in another story. I thought it deserved more space and could stand alone. This is part 1, there are more to follow.
Prologue
I studied English at a redbrick university, got a good degree, and landed a job with a small but prestigious literary publishing house in London. Once I had found a handsome, wealthy husband and had a couple of kids with him my dreams would be complete.
It didn't work out that way. Does it ever?
I think of it as 'my fall from grace', which sounds as if I regret what happened. I don't. I enjoyed the journey and the people I met along the way and, yes, I found a handsome, wealthy man to marry.
New Job
The job turned out to be awful. Basically, I was there as eye-candy - or 'hot totty' as I overheard one of the senior staff describing my role - to charm grumpy authors and pander to cantankerous staff. The pay was rubbish, and I could not see any prospects. That might be OK for someone whose parents had paid for their education, but not me, I had student loans to pay off. I was sharing a squalid apartment with two other girls. Most of my pay was going on rent and other expenses so I had nothing spare to fund visits to fancy night-clubs hunting for Mr Right. The only thing that pleased me about it was the name of the company "Moreton and Weiss"; I smiled every time I answered an outside call.
Other than that, I was miserable.
Most of my friends who had moved to London after uni were miserable too. Their complaints were much the same as mine: poor pay, high costs, debts. A couple had jobs with prospects, but future rewards don't pay current bills.
The exception was Anna. She was an old school friend who had also done an English degree, albeit at a different university. She also had a job in publishing, but her employer specialised in weighty tomes by serious academics. It sounded like the authors were easier to deal with, but her bosses were worse than mine. Several had commented on her breasts, and another had grabbed her arse ... twice; the second time earned him a slap which cooled his ardour and elicited a huge bouquet of flowers and a snivelling apology.
We discussed the situation over lunch one Saturday. Anna wanted out, and I could not blame her.
So far, her story was much like mine, but I noticed she wasn't complaining about money, and, despite my protests, she had insisted on paying for my meal too. So, I asked how she was doing financially. She went strangely quiet. Thinking that I had offended her I scrambled to apologise but she shut me up.
"It's OK" she said "I have a second job which pays well. In fact, I was wondering whether to tell you about it."
"A well-paying second job, sounds amazing! Do you get a company unicorn to ride to work? And more importantly, do they have any vacancies?
She glanced at me, clearly uncertain. "Er, haven't been offered a unicorn yet, but yes they do have vacancies. However, I don't think you are going to like the work."
By now my mind was racing. What could it be: stripping? prostitution? drugs mule? It turned out that I was close to the mark. Anna looked around to see if anyone could hear what she was about to say and took a deep breath.
"I met this woman who organises parties for rich businessmen. They are usually in private suites at posh hotels in the West End. I get paid £50 an hour to carry around trays of drinks and snacks, chat with them, that kind of thing. The parties last a while, so I usually earn £250 to £300 per night, sometimes more."
"Wow" I gasped, "that's way more than minimum wage! There must be a catch."
"There is. I have to be completely naked. All night."
She laughed, "do you think you can stop gawping? You look like a goldfish with lockjaw."
I managed to close my mouth.
Anna continued, "you don't have to have sex with them or anything, but inevitably there are comments and wandering hands. Not unlike the day job really, but the pay is much better and, in a strange way, most of the guests are more respectful.
"What do you think? Could you do it?"
"Um, dunno, I, er, well, gosh" I burbled incoherently.
Anna laughed. "Take a moment. Breathe. Think. Ask me questions."
I took a moment. I breathed. I thought. I formulated questions.
"Why are you telling me this now?"
"A couple of reasons" she replied. "Firstly, you asked about my second job. Secondly, Stella, the organiser, had asked if I knew anybody that might be suitable, and I immediately thought of you. But I decided not to in case you thought less of me. Then you asked, and I wanted to be honest.
"You know me, always decisive."
"Fair enough. I don't think less of you; I might even be in awe of your bravery. And thanks for the honesty, I appreciate that.
"Next question. How often do you do this?"
"Two or three times a week now, but I started with once every few weeks, when they were short-staffed. It is a bit of a head-scrambler so probably best not to rush it at first."
I did some maths in my head.
"Holy shit, that's a lot of money!"
"Yup" she said. "My student debt is almost gone, and I am hoping to move into a decent flat."
"Nice" I replied. "Do you pay tax on it?"
Anna hesitated, "some, but Stella has this great accountant who deals with that side of things. Basically, there is an official payment that gets taxed and another off the books, which doesn't."
"Gotcha. Sweet.
"Next. Are you sure about the not having sex part?"
"Sure. I mean you can if you want, and you'll get paid extra for that, but it's not necessary."
"Do you, er ..." I trailed off.
"Sometimes. It's worth £500 every time, Stella makes sure of that, and it's off the books, so no tax.
"To be honest, that's where the real money is. A couple of pops per night and, well, goodbye student loans." She grinned.
"Fuck!" was all I could manage.
"Fuck indeed" she responded.
I collected my thoughts for a moment.
"Right, is it dangerous?"
"Definitely not. Most of the guests are professionals, they have reputations to protect. Plus, Stella is very on the ball, and there is always a gorilla in a suit around just in case somebody gets carried away. I have never seen him need to get involved and never heard of any trouble either."
"Sounds good. Do you think I have got what it takes?" I asked.
"Physically, no question" she answered "mentally, I cannot be sure. You are smart, determined, self-aware, so I think probably 'yes'."
"Thanks."
I hesitated.
"Do you have an application form?"
"No" Anna laughed, "you'll need to meet Stella. I can set that up."
And she did.
Interview
The next day Anna and I met Stella for lunch. It was a flashier place than the day before. Anna had told me to dress stylishly so I was wearing my best work outfit - OK my usual work outfit - consisting of a modestly cut, dress, in black. I had grey and dark blue versions of the same design that I wore in rotation. But I had switched my usual tights for hold-up stockings, and comfortable shoes for my highest heels. Dressing nicely for an interview about a nude job seemed rather counter-intuitive, but I wanted to feel good, which I did. But I felt wildly over-dressed for a Sunday.
Lunch went well. Stella started with questions about my background, my job, and my living situation. Then she moved on to more personal stuff: how I felt about nudity, my attitude to sex, and so on. She explained the job pretty much as Anna had done but skipped the details about 'extras'.
"Are you interested?" she asked. I nodded that I was.
"Great, I think you have potential" she announced.
"Good recommendation" she nodded at Anna, who blushed.
"The final thing is that I need to see the goods."
"What?"
She looked at me as you might a rather dim child asking a particularly stupid question.
"I need to see you naked. It won't take long. My apartment is in the next building. I do all interviews here for that reason."
On reflection, it was an obvious requirement, but at the time I felt angry at Anna for not warning me explicitly. Stella paid the bill, and we left the restaurant.
Her apartment was on the top floor of the adjacent townhouse. She led us through to a lovely, light-filled, lounge area and simply told me to strip. Obviously, this was not the time or place for shyness. I maintained eye contact with Stella as I unzipped my dress, wriggled so that it dropped to the floor, unhooked my bra, and pushed down my panties.
I couldn't resist doing a flourish with my arms, "Ta-daa!"
Anna giggled but Stella was not amused. She walked around me, studying me from every angle, then handed me a tray that had been resting on a coffee-table in the middle of the room.
"OK, walk to the door and back as if that was full of drinks."
I did as she instructed. When I passed her on my way back she grabbed my arse. I was expecting something like this and concentrated on keeping the tray level.
"Very good" she purred. "You're hired! Can you do next Friday, 6pm?"
I nodded that I could.
"Right. The heels and stockings that you have on are fine. Please wear earrings and a necklace; nothing trashy. For consistency I like all the girls to be wearing the same perfume so don't put any on yourself. Dress conservatively on your way to the suite, there'll be a room where you can get ready. I will text you details that afternoon.
Anna is also working that night, so I suggest you meet beforehand. She will show you how to get upstairs.
"I have things to do. See yourselves out."
With that she turned and headed deeper into the apartment.
I looked at Anna and giggled "very business-like".
"Yup. That's why she has made a lot of money, I mean, just look at this place" she gestured around us. "It is also why we are pretty safe."